All right kiddies, here's how it's going to go down.
In order to attend this fest, you all must meet specific conditions, and if you don't complete the mission given to you, then you will suffer a severe punishment. Some missions are more difficult than others; c'est la vie. The punishment? Well, I haven't quite thought of it yet.
Nolan - bring my SD card
Steven - bring DKCR
Paul - bring as much haterade as possible
August - bring me your steam account
Tekkie - bring the ingredients necessary for a bacon explosion
Banjo - bring us all food from whatever fast food place you stop by
Zack - bring us your new PS3
Everett - bring us women from Utah
Erich - bring new, never-before seen magic tricks that are actually cool
David - bring Long Johns (the food), but you can't long john once this fest
Kyle - bring us photos from graduation; you can't share a single story about it though
Lewis - bring your A game
Patrick - bring your mustache and some weed
Ronald - bring some pharmaceuticals
Dekar - bring us subway, you can't play diddy or marth once this fest
Molly - you can't play mario party this fest
JT - bring that TV you used to bring back in the day
Bryan - bring your mind and actually use it
Walker - you can't yell/be loud once this fest
Cameron - bring your beret
Davis - show up
Light - show up
Everybody else - you're not going to show up anyway
The fest starts at 2 pm.
We should have a tournament just so we can troll LC