[Nesu] It's so deserted here I could find Criminal Caterpillars. (Post here if you're cool)

[Eagleye893]

did simna pop out of nowhere?!?!? I haven't seen him on here..... =-| ok then!!! grate!!! --- the cheese.

anyways, i don't really feel like im at all like ness, because i'm not really that good at baseball, i haven't owned a slingshot, i'm terrible with yoyos, i can't use random psychokinetic abilities, I don't travel around with random friends that i meet, i don't travel on a journey to find the sanctuary locations around Eagland, I don't have an atm card, I don't get large wads of cash from my dad, and im not 13.... but i am smart, which is the only way i could even partly relate to ness... also, i don't really like steak.... I like omelets though, which are another one of his "don't Care" choices, as well as cake... also, my mom and dad live in the same house (you never see ness' dad around, right? there must be something going wrong between the mom and the dad that we don't know, because there is an indication that they don't live together...).... I don't live near a meteor's crash site.... i didn't find a bee-like-alien/whatever in that crater that was left by the meteor that doesn't exist to me... I don't beat people's runaway dogs with baseball bats.... nor do i beat new age retro hippies, taxi's, cranky lady, cult members, or anything else with baseball bats... I also only ride a bike by myself, and i don't bring it into caves....

I should stop before i eat up more of my sleeping time...

 

[Dajayman]

Gayge, I guarantee you will hate my Rawrizard on battlefield. Rawrizard has a ton of setups for uair juggles. And fair isn't all he has, all of his moves have decent range/power, his jab cancels lead to grabs (and uthrow to uair juggles) and his grab range is one of the best. I'd say his only terrible move is dsmash, other than that his moveset is monsterous.

My Rawrizard is notorious around these parts.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

is simna the new ness boards mod?

I havent been a mod on smashboards for over a year...those were the good ol' days *my join date is itching*

I want to be the best girl Ness player there is!

I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

EDIT: unless you meant Brawl....go for it then

 

[Dajayman]

Simna! Give me B+ Ness advice so I can go into Saturday's tournament extra strong!

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

low djcff attacks are good for quick hits that can combo and for weaving in and out of your opponent's range
fair combos into just about anything....upB can be a huge fear generator if you make it that way

use psi magnet to kill ppl on pirate ship when you are both on the catapult

dash dancing is good, dash attack is good.....dont be afraid to tech chase all over your opponent's face

remember to DI.....dont miss too many techs

don't always DI the same way....don't always tech the same way

bair is underrated....use it strong at low percent to combo and weak at high percents to combo

DjC ***** while swimming

EDIT: also it can be good to follow up your fast, low DjCff attacks that are shielded with ftilt or utilt depending on how close you are

and remember to tech chase....try to think about what they will do when they are down....chase their roll or hover just outside of their getup attack and be ready to strike....put yourself in a position where you can switch fluidly between these two options as a reaction to what your opponent does....put yourself into a position that makes your opponent want to do one of these things over the other and then strike them with mind powers

 

[Yink]

Fear him...FEAR MY BREAKDANCING NESS. HIM AND LUCAS ARE GOING TO HAVE A DANCE OFF!

Who do you think should win...Ness, or Lucas?

VS

 

[Uffe]

This games winner is... Ninten!

 

[thesage]

Those shorts are waaaay to short.

 

[Yink]

Those shorts are waaaay to short.

Hey they didn't have any longer ones. They had shorts and then pants. Those boys don't wear pants.

Also geez sage, way to look at their shorts instead of their funky fresh dance moves.

 

[thesage]

When their shorts look like boxers is kinda noticeable so excuuuuuuse me princess.

 

[Yink]

Hey I looked at their heads first. Because they're so **** huge.

OH BOY SMOOCHING TIME?

 

[smash64]

lol im saving that Ness breakdancing and putting it in my AiB acount lol btw have you guys seen me fooling around "breakdancing"? lol its funny

 

[Dajayman]

Who wears short shorts? I wear short shorts!

Thanks for the advice Mr. Sind.

 

[Sync_]

Jean shorts are even kewler.

 

[Yink]

NESS BOARD. I just wanted to show you my Sig. See the animated Ness? I just animated it. You're free to use it anywhere you want.

 

[Ref]

I noticed the shorts first.

 

[Sync_]

They look like jean capris in SSB64

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

Ness' pants in smash64 are hella baggy

 

[Yink]

Ness' pants in smash64 are hella baggy

He's right.

 

[Sync_]

His head look smaller at least.

 

[Ref]

Ness is cool.

 

[xoxokev]

ness is okay...

 

[Yink]

ness is okay...

Wow, I agree with this statement.

 

[Uffe]

Ness' shorts were so baggy in Super Smash Bros. that he could float back to the stage.

 

[Dajayman]

Veggie Ness is not okay. He is an abomination.

 

[Man of Popsicle]

What if you're playing a lucas mainer?
That costume will scare him off making the match-up 100:0

 

[Uffe]

What if you're playing a lucas mainer?
That costume will scare him off making the match-up 100:0

The obvious choice would be for Fruity Lucas to fight Veggie Ness.

 

[Cacti]

...wait, did the posting font just change, or are my settings just screwy?

 

[Uffe]

I don't know about you guys, but I've noticed the SWF banner missing. I'm not sure if I accidentally adblocked that or what, but it's not showing up, leaving a wide dark area on the very top.

 

[Cacti]

It's always been like that for me.

The text is still the same when I type it in the quick reply, but when posted it's different, same with all of the other posts.

 

[Lightosia]

Are you talking about the Bowser Banner in the top?

If you are, it's still here for me....


And yes, the posting font changed.

 

[Dajayman]

How can Veggie Ness ever be a 100:0 when his ugliness would distract the player playing him. He's atrocious!!! D:

 

[Man of Popsicle]

But the little wimp would run away from the vegetables and SD 3 times.

 

[Yink]

Just don't let Ness hold an omelet of any sort. Otherwise it'd be 0:100.

Give Ness broccoli, no little kid likes that.

 

[Sync_]

Lucas would get his foot stuck on a knot and trip. gg noobie.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

i was a broccoli fan ate a very young age

 

[Yink]

i was a broccoli fan ate a very young age

Yes but as we all know...****it Simna you foiled me.

Fine let Ness (somehow) show Lucas an Ultimate Chimera and don't tell him how to turn it off.

Does that satisfy you?

 

[KassandraNova]

REAL Ness mains go to malls, and do the funky monkey dance! :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Sg1dm4Q-M&feature=related

^___^

 

[Jiffyboob]

Yo! Has anyone seen this? It's too classic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTVVZ5ixvZs

 

[Dajayman]

I'm hungry.