EsteBeatDown
Smash Cadet
Hello all. I am new here. I was searching google for SSBM tips and came across this forum. Seems as if this is the perfect place to ask my question. Before I do so however, here is a little background information.
Since this wonderful game was released back in 2001, I was the king. Maybe not the king in Texas, or in the Permian Basin. Heck, I don't even know if I was the king here in the town of Midland. But one thing I do know, I was the king of SSBM in my church.
I go to a church of about 150 members, which includes about 40+ smash fanatics. Among these fanatics, I was the champion for almost 5 years., which spanned over 20 tournaments (not including many impromptu smash gatherings). I won every single event. I have sent many hardcore smashers home crying, wondering why their hours of practicing never amounted to anything. I was.... the smash champ. Until....
About 2 years ago, the inevitable happened. It happens to every man at some point. It's like the plague. You can't avoid it. After a while, you are expected to do this. No, I'm not talking about erectile disfunction (you pervs).
I got married.
Yes, I took the plunge. Along with that, so did the smash. No more. Adios. Bye bye... In actuality, it started when I started dating my wife. Don't get me wrong, I don't regret my decision. I love my wife deeply, but I will never forget that day when I attended my last tournament. The day I had to relinquish my title.
It's not that I lost that tourney. I just didn't take part. It was my farwell tourney. It was my smash retirement tourney. I retired the champ. But at the same time, a new champ had to be born. Therefore, the winner of that event was to become the new champ. Ironically though, the winner of that tourney just happened to be my arch nemesis. The one man who was always on my heels, but had never been able to defeat me. He was also a Fox user. I hate Fox. With a passion.
So then, why the hell am I bothering you with this now? Simple.
During the past few months, I have had an itch. A strong itch. An itch to play smash again. Some of it has to do with the new game coming out for the Wii, but the majority cause of this itch has to do with my former smash commerades.
It has come to my attention that many of my former smashers have been "trash talking". They have been stating that I am no longer "any good". I have "lost my touch". "I suxx0rs". They could, as it were "Pwn m3 with 3xtr3m3 1337n355." This has caused my itch to grow to high levels. So high that I have decided, with my wife's blessing of course, to retake my crown. But, a problem has insued...
It seems as if, during my absense, some issues have developed. Since my retirement, the title has changed many times. This has prompted many strategies to be changed. Many characters to be swapped out. Many new cheese tactics to be adopted. All this time, I have been out of the loop. Realizing this, I decided to get a little taste of what I was in for. Thus, we held a "mini-tourney" this past weekend (basically, a tournament with no title implications). Every smasher that I remembered was there (many of who just wanted to see how they would fare against the former long time champ of 5 years). I remember grasping that controller for the first time in almost 2 years and wondering, "What the hell am I doing? I am going to get PWN3D."
So then, how did I do?
I lost. Not badly though! In fact, for a 2 year absense, I came in second. Therefore, I think I did pretty good. However, I did lose in the finals to my arch nemesis (who relished the idea that he actually beat me). But during this mini event, I realized alot. I am way behind the times. My tactics I used to use with Samus seemed to be old and easily countered this time around. My Fox nemesis and I (although I only lost by 1 man in a 10 man contest), seemed to always have the upper hand on me. This just will not do if I want to take my title back by the next tournament. Therefore, this is where you, the friendly community comes in.
I need help. I need tactics against Fox. I need tactics against Mario. I need to get ahead with the times. Who is the best against Fox? How can I get the best of him using Samus? Do I need to change characters? If so, which one should I make the switch to? I need to CATCH UP! Give me guides. Links! Handwritten essays! Anything!
As I said, I wish to put all those nay-sayers to bed. Any assistance you can provide will be greatly appreciated, and will be followed up with a plethora of appreciative XOXO's and "u r0x0rs!" Thank you for your time. I love you all and wish to have each of your babies. *Kiss Kiss*
(If you would rather send your help to my personal e-mail, you can at esteban.ramos@gm.com)
(Note to Mods: I was unsure where to put this. If this topic needs to be moved, please feel free to do so.)
Since this wonderful game was released back in 2001, I was the king. Maybe not the king in Texas, or in the Permian Basin. Heck, I don't even know if I was the king here in the town of Midland. But one thing I do know, I was the king of SSBM in my church.
I go to a church of about 150 members, which includes about 40+ smash fanatics. Among these fanatics, I was the champion for almost 5 years., which spanned over 20 tournaments (not including many impromptu smash gatherings). I won every single event. I have sent many hardcore smashers home crying, wondering why their hours of practicing never amounted to anything. I was.... the smash champ. Until....
About 2 years ago, the inevitable happened. It happens to every man at some point. It's like the plague. You can't avoid it. After a while, you are expected to do this. No, I'm not talking about erectile disfunction (you pervs).
I got married.
Yes, I took the plunge. Along with that, so did the smash. No more. Adios. Bye bye... In actuality, it started when I started dating my wife. Don't get me wrong, I don't regret my decision. I love my wife deeply, but I will never forget that day when I attended my last tournament. The day I had to relinquish my title.
It's not that I lost that tourney. I just didn't take part. It was my farwell tourney. It was my smash retirement tourney. I retired the champ. But at the same time, a new champ had to be born. Therefore, the winner of that event was to become the new champ. Ironically though, the winner of that tourney just happened to be my arch nemesis. The one man who was always on my heels, but had never been able to defeat me. He was also a Fox user. I hate Fox. With a passion.
So then, why the hell am I bothering you with this now? Simple.
During the past few months, I have had an itch. A strong itch. An itch to play smash again. Some of it has to do with the new game coming out for the Wii, but the majority cause of this itch has to do with my former smash commerades.
It has come to my attention that many of my former smashers have been "trash talking". They have been stating that I am no longer "any good". I have "lost my touch". "I suxx0rs". They could, as it were "Pwn m3 with 3xtr3m3 1337n355." This has caused my itch to grow to high levels. So high that I have decided, with my wife's blessing of course, to retake my crown. But, a problem has insued...
It seems as if, during my absense, some issues have developed. Since my retirement, the title has changed many times. This has prompted many strategies to be changed. Many characters to be swapped out. Many new cheese tactics to be adopted. All this time, I have been out of the loop. Realizing this, I decided to get a little taste of what I was in for. Thus, we held a "mini-tourney" this past weekend (basically, a tournament with no title implications). Every smasher that I remembered was there (many of who just wanted to see how they would fare against the former long time champ of 5 years). I remember grasping that controller for the first time in almost 2 years and wondering, "What the hell am I doing? I am going to get PWN3D."
So then, how did I do?
I lost. Not badly though! In fact, for a 2 year absense, I came in second. Therefore, I think I did pretty good. However, I did lose in the finals to my arch nemesis (who relished the idea that he actually beat me). But during this mini event, I realized alot. I am way behind the times. My tactics I used to use with Samus seemed to be old and easily countered this time around. My Fox nemesis and I (although I only lost by 1 man in a 10 man contest), seemed to always have the upper hand on me. This just will not do if I want to take my title back by the next tournament. Therefore, this is where you, the friendly community comes in.
I need help. I need tactics against Fox. I need tactics against Mario. I need to get ahead with the times. Who is the best against Fox? How can I get the best of him using Samus? Do I need to change characters? If so, which one should I make the switch to? I need to CATCH UP! Give me guides. Links! Handwritten essays! Anything!
As I said, I wish to put all those nay-sayers to bed. Any assistance you can provide will be greatly appreciated, and will be followed up with a plethora of appreciative XOXO's and "u r0x0rs!" Thank you for your time. I love you all and wish to have each of your babies. *Kiss Kiss*
(If you would rather send your help to my personal e-mail, you can at esteban.ramos@gm.com)
(Note to Mods: I was unsure where to put this. If this topic needs to be moved, please feel free to do so.)