Nebraska melee PR! JBM's Gas Money Donation bimonthlies! January 8th or 9th!

[Kudou-kun]

hey jbm, just wondering, y r u so hooked on benching and telling people if they can bench a certain amount of weight then they basically suck?

 

[JBM falcon08]

Because benching determines everything.

it determines how good looking you are
how strong you are
who's better at life
who gets all the chika's

that is the reason kudo, so i suggest that you begin bench pressing!

 

[Kudou-kun]

well i can only bench max 225, that pretty good

 

[JBM falcon08]

thats not bad at all your still in high school and i'm sure you haven't lifted like i have.

i also watch my diet and supplement quite a bit though too.

 

[Uli]

Because benching determines everything.

it determines how good looking you are
how strong you are
who's better at life
who gets all the chika's

that is the reason kudo, so i suggest that you begin bench pressing!

i guess it doesnt determine how good you are at smash
because you SUCK!!!

 

[Kiwikomix]

^^^
zzzzzzinggg

 

[BOLT08]

Because benching determines everything.

it determines how good looking you are
how strong you are
who's better at life
who gets all the chika's

that is the reason kudo, so i suggest that you begin bench pressing!

what about DB chest press? Cause I suck at benching. I hate it

 

[FaceLoran]

I think it goes by how much money you have.

 

[~GregDang!~]

Ian is top then cuz he is rich games.

 

[BOLT08]

Ian is top then cuz he is rich games.

him and his private jet...

 

[Tyser]

i guess it doesnt determine how good you are at smash
because you SUCK!!!

Uli's logic is undeniable.

 

[BOLT08]

tyser, i need u to make me an avatar.

Nevermind. Check my avatar.

TOO GOOOOD!

 

[Big Burn]

What's a bag of chips divided by 5,
Well that's a Nike workers meal
And Santa claus mutiplied by I
Well I guess that makes him real

 

[Kudou-kun]

oh yeah, here's a riddle for u guys.

what gets wetter as it drys?

yea, think about that

 

[Secks.]

Your ******.

 

[BOLT08]

A towel! Duhhhh
wtf is secks doing..gtfo smashboards newb.

 

[FaceLoran]

I'm bout to ship the 10dollar one rebuy one add on for 2k.

 

[Big Burn]

Hey mo if I give u 20 bucks will you win 5k with it and then we can split it. Help a brother out

 

[FaceLoran]

lol broke even over 11 hours of tournies *sigh*

I don't need staking currently but if I ever do I'll holler :-P

 

[~GregDang!~]

I hope to see all of you on the 20th.

 

[BOLT08]

I'll be there!! I think.

ugh, i dunno if i want to take it seriously though. I always play bad when im serious cause i get all nervous.

anyone watch the victoria secret fashion show? OMG HEIDI KLUM!

 

[~GregDang!~]

Someone take me to JBM's next week on the 13th!

 

[Tyser]

I fucking missed the show. Im so pissed. I hope it shows again or else Ill have to torrent it some place. I dont care what anyone says, Miranda Kerr is who I worship. Was Marisa Miller on the show?

 

[Uli]

this is coming up faster than i thought O.o

 

[§chizm]

this is coming up faster than i thought O.o

...That's what she said?

Also Miranda Kerr is indeed too good.

 

[~GregDang!~]

Pffff!!!! You guys and your Victoria Secret Models. The true stars are in Hentai. No one is bad looking.

 

[BOLT08]

haha love omfg.

Yes Marisa Miller was and SHE WAS ****ING HOTTER THAN EVER. lordy
Dautzen was gorgeous.
Heidi was smokin, too bad she's marred to Seal.
Andd Miranda was there, but she's engaged to Orlando Bloom so GL. She's hot as hell though too. But Marisa miller is my fav.

 

[Tyser]

Dude, I fucking LOVE Miranda Kerr. Id eat her poop. And yeah, Orlando Bloom is a fucking faggot. I hate that son of a dick sucker. Also, I didnt know they were engaged. FUCK!

 

[BOLT08]

yeah i know sad.
She was SMOKIN too. there was one girl who just looked angry the whole time. But Marisa Miller was amazinggggg omg.

 

[~GregDang!~]

haha love omfg.

Hey man, I was only speaking the truth.

 

[Tyser]

Ugh, people dont know it, but I have a picture of Miranda Kerr inside of my heart. That's how much she means to me. But seriously, Miranda is my favorite just because she is super adorable in looks and I like her voice, but Marisa Miller is just fuckin straight up BALLLLLLIN! Heidi is getting old games though. She's got a pretty face still and I guess her physique is still holding up but her abs werent as ridiculous as Marisa's. Then again Marisa's are top tier of all top tiers.

 

[Uli]

should we have a model ranking LOLOLOL...

 

[Tyser]

Thats a bad idea. Half the folk here dont even know these babes and if Miranda Kerr was anything but 1st, there'd be hell to pay. She's so fuckin foine. I cant even understand.

EDIT: Miranda being engaged to Orlando is false supposedly. Ive been researching it. Most places are saying it was just stupid assholes making up rumors.

 

[FaceLoran]

I vote Megan Fox.

 

[BOLT08]

Megan fox is a babe. but I would say First for the VS Angels is a 3 way tie between Heidi, Miranda and Marisa.

 

[JBM falcon08]

gtfo with this garbage talk about VS girls, don't spam the thread that much lol.

 

[Secks.]

I vote Megan Fox.

Dude you read me like Dr. Seuss medicine woman. I was looking at these nerds talk about models and I thought of Megan Fox too. lol

 

[Tyser]

Megan Fox is pretty foine but not as much as VS girls. They is on a whole other level.

 

[BOLT08]

I agree with you tyser, but megan fox would be an AWESOME vs model

 

[FaceLoran]

On another level than Megan Fox?! .....blasphemy?