Near vs SheerMadNESS - $2 MM

[Battlecow]

I don't drop sets to stranded JUST SAYIN

I'd MM m2k any day of the week but I'm not going to apex cuz I took a six month break and also I'm a flake so there's really no point to me talking smack

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Stranded > Battlecow

 

[Maliki]

Stranded > Battlecow

 

[Karajan]

Stranded > Battlecow

 

[madrush21]

Stranded VS Battlecow MM 2014

 

[Sensei]

And I am very perceptive when I'm drunk, just try and drunk MM me at Apex if you're so brave...

Challenge accepted, good sir. Let us conduct this honorable match after the tournament events of APEX, if you are so inclined to witness my drunken gung fu.

 

[Shears]

Challenge accepted, good sir. Let us conduct this honorable match after the tournament events of APEX, if you are so inclined to witness my drunken gung fu.

Deal

 

[Sedda]

Cobr is quickly becoming the newly improved fireblaster.

 

[Cobrevolution]

when i become president i'm bombing panama

just for you sedda

 

[Sedda]

Americans would never elect a socialist who wants true equality at Apex. gg

 

[Cobrevolution]

did you just equate me to star king

you mothe****er

 

[Shears]

A Samus main, president?! Yeah right! That'll be the day...

 

[Battlecow]

MM stranded in a second. In a seconddddddddd

he is really good tho

but still

I'm still on top of Kero as far as I'm concerned. None of these off-brand Koroshiyo are getting a shot at me until after he reclaims the title.

 

[SSB64-Jel]

Challenge accepted, good sir. Let us conduct this honorable match after the tournament events of APEX, if you are so inclined to witness my drunken gung fu.

I may join you guys this year drunken smash is fun

 

[The Star King]

he never beat SK

Yeah he did

I would whoop him on keyboard though

Anyway, you haven't caused a truly pointless verbal scuffle for too long. This is how I know you're really back... so welcome back

Anyway I definitely gotta root for Near with those characters.

 

[Battlecow]

KB implied you suck with hori

wut

 

[ballin4life]

near vs s2j would be hype

this is meh

 

[Darth Rancorous]

near vs s2j would be hype

this is meh

I would pay big $$$ to watch that, actually

 

[Skrlx]

How is playing someone who hasn't touched 64 in a long time hype? I can see where you're coming from, but it wouldn't be hype at all.

 

[The Star King]

According to Sheer, Near and s2j are boyfriend and boyfriend anyway

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Who's s2j?

 

[SheerMadness]

Near is in an abusive relationship with s2j. s2j talks **** about him and near idolizes him.

s2j is an old 64 player who converted to melee.

 

[Battlecow]

the "antisocial weeaboo" thing was really harsh. I never approved of that guy.

 

[Zeds]

I may join you guys this year drunken smash is fun

can't remember the last time i played smash sober.
smashed smash > smash

 

[hero pie]

Did this end up happening?

 

[SSB64-Jel]

I don't think this ever happened way to much smash to play with everyone, but then again it could happen today we will have to see.