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NC Brocator Thread!

Dark Hart

Dark Hart

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Top 5 Smashers Update:
1. Snidely Whiplash aka Litesyde aka Joshua Viverette
2. John Wittle
3. Cam
4. Austin Heinz
5. Doppelganger

Honorable mentions go to anyone named Alex
 
bossa nova ♪

bossa nova ♪

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josh is ur fav smasher?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Lightsyde

Lightsyde

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Lmao at my rage being legendary.

I underhand tossed my controller after I killed myself a bunch and ended up losing to David and then managed to turn around and hug him and tell him good sh*t anyway. It was stupidly hard for me. I'm glad he's so lovable.

Also, Cam quit being a ***** you ****ing ****** *** *****.

Once you once you meet Alex DeLarge you'll understand. :]

EDIT: Dave, you know how I do it.

BIG
 
Ocean

Ocean

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Slippi.gg
OCEAN#0
lol at the text being so big it doesn't fit inside the spoiler
 
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Dude I was sorta pissed at David for a sec when he beat me at billtoberfest. I was following the drinking rules and he wasn't lol. He even beat lozr (who was also drinking as much as he was supposed to). Karn said he was high though, but in my experience that can actually make you play better. I want to enter a drunk tourney sober and get money LOL.

<3 David
 
Ocean

Ocean

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he beat drunk lozr? what the ****, drunk lozr is above top tier.
 
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Yeah but it shoulda been drunk David lol.

then drunk lozr beat drunk me 2-1 in Ganon dittos, all 1 stock matches. Then he beat me arm wrestling but it was mad close.

Then at Pound 5, drunk lozr beat me again in front of Colbol and Linguini

Then Linguini wanted some and I roasted him (he's very strong for not being a big guy though, like very strong)

Then I challenged lozr to the left arm and to' that boy UP

And Yay wouldn't drink. I cried myself to sleep.
 
GofG

GofG

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awww kevin

<3

edit: let me tell you right now, methylenedioxypyrovalerone is excellent. you heard it here first.
 
GofG

GofG

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well i have a ****ton and it's legal in NC

so if you want your baths to energize you, hit me up

from a chemical standpoint it is like a cross between coke and mdma, except for its BATHSALT QUALITIES!!

$1/mg 10mg dose for $8

also: required reading for everyone

http://philosophy.thecastsite.com/advice/choice1.html

don't hate me bros

i'm just the enabler of choices
 
bossa nova ♪

bossa nova ♪

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yeah uhh..... it takes a little more to get yay to drink than to just beat his link.. esp since that ****'s ****ing easy


you have to win this game within the game without a game........ it's complex ****, and honestly, i think i just got lucky.... it's like some mirror of erised ****.....




was ****ing epic though.... once yay was settled in after a couple drinks we could only communicate through laughing
 
Juno McGrath

Juno McGrath

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Ron said:
yeah uhh..... it takes a little more to get yay to drink than to just beat his link.. esp since that ****'s ****ing easy


you have to win this game within the game without a game........ it's complex ****, and honestly, i think i just got lucky.... it's like some mirror of erised ****.....




was ****ing epic though.... once yay was settled in after a couple drinks we could only communicate through laughing
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You also have to flip the cube
 
Lightsyde

Lightsyde

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GofG said:
also: required reading for everyone

http://philosophy.thecastsite.com/advice/choice1.html

don't hate me bros

i'm just the enabler of choices
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They made a movie about the process of eliminating choice and forced morality.

A Clockwork Orange means to take something as full and juicy with the juices of life as an orange and treat it as if it is a piece of machinery.

Failure and regress is the only outcome.

EDIT: And endless limitation.
 
~Twitch~

~Twitch~

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Sneak8288 said:
the onions part wasn't towards anyone in particular just in case people didn't know, but yea "i mean...... wtf" was what i was thinking after your match with merck and you just straight raged worse than josh would (no offense to josh's rage) but it was just a wtf moment that i clearly didn't expect from you. You didn't even get finished getting edge gaurded before you started the rage and pulling out your controller and slapping **** lol you could have even made it back on stage. All i could think of it being was just some uncontrollable hormones
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i got knocked out of first round. wtf's wrong with me being angry about that?
 
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