Wow, all this talk... You better be ready when I go to Munk-Aid!
I'm no random Smasher either...
I have been playing this game since May of this year, and my skills have multiplied, quadruple'lify'd, sextuplified... I'm becoming...
TOO STRONG.
-I'm a member of the Six Falcons, you will know them (please refer to Jihad's sig). You may say I am only choosing Captain Falcon's black color, but no... I am doing much more...
I BECOME the deadly manifestation known as Black Vulture. My raptor eyes ONLY SEE DEATH: I swoop down from the heavenly skies and satisfy my unending hunger on a feast of carcasses... (that would be you, readers).
-Also, I've mastered the art of playing with all characters. Have you?
My technique is unprecedented: I move my cursor over them and press the A button.
-I've defeated the best in this area. If they had a controller on their hands (or attached with tape), I've played them and devoured their carcasses.
See if you recognize these names... mysister, 3yearoldneighborhoodkid, mentallychallengedman, abasketball...
You may not know them (noob), but how about some names you guys know then... Ken, Azen, Chillin, KoreanDJ, PCChris... I've heard of these names. Have you?
You might have heard of Twiggy. Whenever we play, I ALWAYS BEAT HIM 8% of the time.
And the list goes on and on...
Beware, MORTALS, when I come to Munk-Aid, December 16... December 16... Oh I just remembered, I have to attend a graduation ceremony... consider yourselves lucky... I hunger...