Already posted on FB a while ago, but here is it again with a story in tow:
1. Dekar (Marth)
2. S.D (Fox)
3. Redact (Falco)
4. Skeletom (Falcon)
5. Splice (Falco)
6. Atticus (Fox)
7. Daniel (Peach)
8. Sebby (Sheik)
9. Toshi (Fox)
10. Attila (Marth)
11. Moxie (Fox)
12. Noxus (Samus)
13. Matt G (Jigglypuff)
14. Tak (Fox)
15. Joey (Luigi)
This was made back in January.
Now without further ado...
I give you the plot for Battle Arena Melbourne:
Japanese middle school student Skeletomu copes with life after his father's forfiet in melee grand finals of EVO 1982. Meanwhile, schoolmate Dekaru is the only student attending pool 3-B. Their teacher, Caoticu, resigns after being impulsively JV5 stocked by Spliceu.
Because the rules were not clearly stated the pool is still ongoing a year later somehow and together they take a field trip, but they are gassed, fitted with electronic wriststraps, and sent to a "briefing room" on a remote island. Dreadtechu explains that the pool has been chosen to participate in the annual Battle Arena Melbourne as a result of the BAM Act, which was passed after 800,000 smashers walked out of Genesis 3 because Zelgadisu stole the pot money again. A cheerful orientation video with sick dubstep instructs the class they have three days to play smash to the death against each other until only one remains. The explosive wrist straps will kill any uncooperative students or those within daily "drop zones". Dreadtechu kills two students for failing wavedashes during the video, including Dekaru's best friend, Jaredu. Each student is provided a bag of food and water, a list of rules, 5 minutes of handwarmers, and a controller ranging in efficiency from m2k's lost fox controller to the turboshock thurstmaster firestorm after Redactu's dog has taken a piss on it.
The program's first six hours see twelve deaths, two by forfeit. Vincentu and mute transfer smasher FalcoMaster3000u soon become the most dangerous players as they learned how to wobble, while another transfer student, Samu Darrochu, seems somewhat more merciful with his Pichuu. Redactu plots to hack into the game's debug menu. Amid shifting loyalties and controller throwing, Dekaru promises to keep Skeletomu safe, because his friend (Harryu Pontingu) secretly loved him. Dekaru carries Skeletomu to a different setup after he collapses, where they encounter Caoticu, who reveals that he won a previous major in like 2005 or something, which he now seeks to win again. When Caoticu attacks with downsmash, Dekaru entrusts Redactu to protect Skeletomu and runs off because "Singles rotations of 4 people on a single setup sucks". Although saved by Spliceu, Redactu has a high percent from downsmash.
Skeletomu awakens in the tournament's Smash 4 section, bandaged by OOS pool representative Samu, who has a crush on him. Five other guys from his crew (Gordsu, Mytusu, Sykeu, Smokingu Puppyu and SAu Nicku) have also been hiding out in the building. Mytusu attempts to gimp Samu only for another guy to accidentally eat the his shine at 6%. Smokingu Puppyu is the only survivor of the resulting smash royale; despondent, he apologises to Skeletomu and commits suicide because they forgot to turn pause on. Tomu returns to Dekaru and Redactu, and they set out to find Dreadtechu. Of the seven smashers remaining, all except ZXVu are attempting or willing to subvert the game. Tedu and two others infiltrate the game's debug menu, but ZXVu finds and 4 stocks them to death. When Skeletomu, Dekaru and Redactu arrive at the hackers' burning setup, Redactu confronts and kills ZXVu, who had been flown down just to bomb out in pools with Tedu.
On the morning of the final day, Redactu, aware of the wrist strap's internal
microphones, takes Skeletomu and Dekaru aside and they all agree to split the pot. Suspicious, Dreadtechu ends the tournament and dismisses the TO's, intent on personally 4 stocking the supposed victor. Dreadtechu realizes that Redactu had hacked into the game's system months beforehand, and has now disabled Dekaru and Skeletomu's stock count and timer. The three survivors confront Dreadtechu at the projector setup, and he unveils a disturbing homemade combo video of the massacred pool as cpu's tagged as players that depicts Redactu as sole survivor. He reveals that he was unable to bear the new smash games and the new smashers, having his main game rejected by the community. He confesses that he always thought of Redactu as a son and asks Redactu to kill him, but Dekaru shoots Dreadtechu after he threatens Redactu with his no shine fox. As he unplugs, Dreadtechu pauses, revealing that pause was on the whole time. As he ragequits, Dreadtechu angrily takes a call from Sakuraiu and forces him to endorse Project M.
Redactu, Dekaru and Skeletomu leave tournament because Hannah picked them up, but Redactu goes home to sleep at 9pm from all the hard work he does all day, and the extra percent he took from using crouch cancel against Caoticu – "glad" that in the end, he "found true melee players." Due to all smash games being outlawed now except Project M, Dekaru and Skeletomu are declared fugitive smashers, and are last seen on the run in the direction of EVO 2015 in hopes of a new donation drive. Dekaru gives Skeletomu a trailer for BAM7 before they run off to play friendlies.
