Melee is Back! QLD Revival. [Strictly Melee Only]

[Get that Rat]

And your false get-up is so easy to see through what with all your QQing about calling you fat and unloved and what not. But I guess people with low self esteem and who haven't had a conversation with a girl before would go anywhere for attention.

What's that? You're bawing from all the butthurt that people give you and you don't understand why?
Poor Phil, I wouldn't understand too if I haven't looked in a mirror.

ADDON: Pretty sure no one wants you or your fats here, and every post you get here will just make you get more and more butthurt but you always come back because it's the only attention poor Redact will get. Pretty sure you're more useful buried in soil, dead, because at least you would stop wasting our precious air and Africa won't be in their 3rd world crisis.


And fertiliser smells better than you anyways.

 

[Paff]

Brawl took the manly out of Captain Falcon.

But it added the 360-degree Falcon Punch! I suppose the lack of combos may count as a lack of manly, though.

Edits:

Also, in terms of manliness in Smash: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=rwEHUPkJ7lE . Just need to follow the spirit rather than the word.

Token on-topic Melee statements: the monthlies will be half-and-half Melee and Brawl, meets will include both, et cetera, so it seems pretty integrated to me and everyone may as well just use the main Queensland Smash topic for both games.

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

I'm yet to have someone come up and flame me in RL yet I've done it countless times to others, WHO HAS BALLZ NOW!!!

Juggy: Wub, want melee, want butsekz, WANT DOKUDENPA,
Josh: Hi Josh <3
Dave: Hi Daveywavey
_X_: I don't even know who u r???
Phil: ... words cannot express your level of fail..
Kas: Comin this weekend to mikkymoomoo's?

 

[ComboTurtle]

get that rat is made of win

 

[xXArrowXx]

i play like a man =P

so whens the next melee thing... i wanna play :<

 

[Get that Rat]

WANT DOKUDENPA

Doku?
Doku!
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[Greenstreet]

Doku?
Doku!
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Your revival techniques are astounding.
Here I am thinking that Melee could use it's own tourneys or bi-weeklies or similar events to be revived. But apparently, in a stunning turn of events, spam has become the solution.
Well there you go ladies and gentlemen, you saw it here first.

L8as.

Jokes guys, seriously....jokes..

 

[Get that Rat]

I'm sorry, do I care about who you are?

 

[Greenstreet]

Nope and that's why I figure I have free reign to post what I like
Yay for the internet.
Once again, I am kidding...

 

[Sirias]

So then you're being a troll, Phil. =/
Stop making it obvious that you crave attention, especially from Andy, it just shows that you're both sad for giving and receiving.

What's the point in making a thread about something if you're too lazy to even read anything.
SIGH.
Sigh on people.

Melee only tournament wouldn't gain as much attention I don't think, we'd need to have Brawl in it (at least Singles) just so we could broadcast it as having Brawl (yay Brawl?).

Edit:

Gah, missed this page.
SIGH to even more flame.
Exactly, Greenie, everything turns into spam when QLD is involved.
Who really cares, though, it's not like it matters.
When we want to get serious we will but I don't think Smash is that important to our lives to need to be so serious.

Ohhh shtt going to Michael's on Friday/Saturday, Zac?
I'll txt you then to see what's happening. <3

 

[Greenstreet]

Who's Andy? Lol.
This thread isn't serious anyway and my first post was legit; spam probably won't revive Melee.
Although I am pretty interested in playing it at the moment.
I really only picked it up once or twice at a mates years ago, so it would be interesting to play it from a post-Brawl perspective.
Good luck with it all though, seriously..
Nighty Night.

P.S. There is hidden text on my posts that say I was kidding anywayz.
G'night.

 

[Redact]

And your false get-up is so easy to see through what with all your QQing about calling you fat and unloved and what not. But I guess people with low self esteem and who haven't had a conversation with a girl before would go anywhere for attention.

What's that? You're bawing from all the butthurt that people give you and you don't understand why?
Poor Phil, I wouldn't understand too if I haven't looked in a mirror.

ADDON: Pretty sure no one wants you or your fats here, and every post you get here will just make you get more and more butthurt but you always come back because it's the only attention poor Redact will get. Pretty sure you're more useful buried in soil, dead, because at least you would stop wasting our precious air and Africa won't be in their 3rd world crisis.


And fertiliser smells better than you anyways.

roflol, almost the highlight of my day, second to atticus muffin discussion on tf2

yes, lots of baww, i mean im so butt-hurt im insulting you back yeah? grow up a little :3
and i agree with greenstreet
i like your qld revival techniques, flaming and no actual helpful events :3 the worst thing is gtr your falling for what i want in the end, your supposed uhh... "insults" have no effect what so ever (apart from making me literally lol) like they're about as accurate as me calling you a pasty white boy now, thats why they're so funny

i mean in the end, keep up with it if you want, this actual thread is more entertaining to me than any idea of an actual "qld melee revival" that you seem like you are epically striving for

i could milk out an essay on this, but that would mean i would wait longer for gtrs next reply

 

[Get that Rat]

Clearly you haven't been in QLD Scene long enough to realise that spam is the soul of QLD Smash.
Read the past 4 main QLD threads we have had.

If you want seriousness. Go to Melbourne where they contain ***gots like Redact and _X_, but wubwubz like Dave!

We can make it serious the moment we have ***gotry removed.

EDIT: Whatever Redact tells himself to get him through the day. "I'm not fat, I'm not ugly, I'm not a waste of air." He's probably got that rubberband on his hand to relief tension and suicidal urges.

Everyone already knows and agrees with me that you've had your emotional baw from the butthurt and your coverup means nothing to us. Much like your sig, your cover up is like the make up you put on your face so that people don't realise how pathetic you actually are.

 

[Greenstreet]

So then I can spam?......
I guess there is such things as too much soul. James Brown went there....
I got ants in my pants and I need ta dance!!
Can you tell I've had a few tonight?

Seriously G'Night lol.

 

[Redact]

Clearly you haven't been in QLD Scene long enough to realise that spam is the soul of QLD Smash.
Read the past 4 main QLD threads we have had.

If you want seriousness. Go to Melbourne where they contain ***gots like Redact and _X_, but wubwubz like Dave!

We can make it serious the moment we have ***gotry removed.

EDIT: Whatever Redact tells himself to get him through the day. "I'm not fat, I'm not ugly, I'm not a waste of air." He's probably got that rubberband on his hand to relief tension and suicidal urges.

Everyone already knows and agrees with me that you've had your emotional baw from the butthurt and your coverup means nothing to us. Much like your sig, your cover up is like the make up you put on your face so that people don't realise how pathetic you actually are.

because clearly the qld people are everyone yeah? oh dont forget combo :3
and im so pathetic that i lose to... wait i beat you in cok :/

 

[Sieg]

Knowing how Juggy is like a proffesional troll, then yes.

You really did get butthurt.

I'm sorry to say.

Just answering him back trying to point out things in his post shows that you were butthurt.

Believe me, I know from experience.

 

[Redact]

Knowing how Juggy is like a proffesional troll, then yes.

You really did get butthurt.

I'm sorry to say.

Just answering him back trying to point out things in his post shows that you were butthurt.

Believe me, I know from experience.

answering back because i want him to make me lol more = im butthurt? im only pointing things out so he actually replies more, its an easy way of making him spout more nonsense
it doesnt actually matter, whatever keeps gtr writing this stuff and whatever keeps me loling is good

you can say im butthurt all you want, heck ill say it too, i was butthurt, but that still doesnt make it true

 

[Sirias]

Phil.
I don't know about you but trying to appear as if someone ridiculing you makes you 'lol' is really sad.
Because you're sort of laughing at yourself, in a sense. Laughing at Andy (GTR) laughing at you, or mocking, rather, when all Andy is doing is just trolling, and you know it, so you're laughing at how much you can keep feeding a troll. Go to another forum as well if you really want to feed trolls so badly.
Not only are you encouraging him, and obviously knowing that you are, you're also saying: "Yes, good spam, Andy.", yet you're the one causing it, and you're doing nothing to help yourself, so stop being a hypocrite: "You're spamming and not helping, lol, good job." Which is exactly what you're doing, even though you say you're trying to help (with one piece of 'small' advice?).
Maybe you really don't care, but I truly think that you want the attention, even if it's in a negative way. If you need love and the feeling to be wanted around then go out...?

Sigh.
Andy and Zac are the only trolls/spammers worth reading because at least they're good at it.
Even if they get incoherent at times (well, Zac's anyway).

Seriously, Phil.
Go away.
=]

Andy's right, with all the "f@ggots" (quote) around here being gay and such we can't really have a discussion.
As much as we enjoy letting people come in here and be irritating and ignore them we'd rather flame.

Host a meet Andy, kgo.

 

[Redact]

Phil.
I don't know about you but trying to appear as if someone ridiculing you makes you 'lol' is really sad.
Because you're sort of laughing at yourself, in a sense. Laughing at Andy (GTR) laughing at you, or mocking, rather, when all Andy is doing is just trolling, and you know it, so you're laughing at how much you can keep feeding a troll. Go to another forum as well if you really want to feed trolls so badly.
Not only are you encouraging him, and obviously knowing that you are, you're also saying: "Yes, good spam, Andy.", yet you're the one causing it, and you're doing nothing to help yourself, so stop being a hypocrite: "You're spamming and not helping, lol, good job." Which is exactly what you're doing, even though you say you're trying to help (with one piece of 'small' advice?).
Maybe you really don't care, but I truly think that you want the attention, even if it's in a negative way. If you need love and the feeling to be wanted around then go out...?

Sigh.
Andy and Zac are the only trolls/spammers worth reading because at least they're good at it.
Even if they get incoherent at times (well, Zac's anyway).

Seriously, Phil.
Go away.
=]

Andy's right, with all the "f@ggots" (quote) around here being gay and such we can't really have a discussion.
As much as we enjoy letting people come in here and be irritating and ignore them we'd rather flame.

Host a meet Andy, kgo.

i find andy funny trolls are fun, thats why i troll myself and i feed trolls, its easy mode to get andy going, im just waiting for combo to jump in too

the best bit is, you guys blame the uhh, downfall of this thread on me? you dont have to flame me or reply to me at all, you can totally ignore my posts and continue to have meaningful discussion, but it seems that idea hasnt come to mind and clearly you HAVE to continue talking about me and my ways more than the actual topic at hand

clearly how i post literally stops you guys from posting meaningfull things, i mean with me posting now, it makes it IMPOSSIBLE for andy to post details for a meet yeah? sorry guys, my bad

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

Melee meet on Sunday at Micheal's house 39 Dandelion St, Eight Mile Plains. Easy as fckcok to get too, can take 150 for easiest method. If you need help you can call me 0431148052 if you get lost. Btw, this meet is pretty much open to TECH only, meaning if your name isn't Juggy, Kas, Ben, Josh, Cok, Toai or Bryce then your not invited. No offense but it's michaels house so go T_T in the corner... After 11am should be fine.

This meet would not be possible without juggy's awesome revival thread *claps cok*

 

[Sirias]

Learn to read, Phil.

"Andy's right, with all the "f@ggots" (quote) around here being gay and such we can't really have a discussion.
As much as we enjoy letting people come in here and be irritating and ignore them we'd rather flame."

the best bit is, you guys blame the uhh, downfall of this thread on me? you dont have to flame me or reply to me at all, you can totally ignore my posts and continue to have meaningful discussion, but it seems that idea hasnt come to mind and clearly you HAVE to continue talking about me and my ways more than the actual topic at hand

GG.
I just said we can't ignore people like that. As much as we'd like to, we still enjoy hating on the ones that try to be irritating.
If you didn't realise we were all ignoring you (save Andy, who just hates on you for no apparent reason) but now I'm starting to digress and only talk to, or about, you, because you're beginning to crave the attention so much, and it's not very hard to give it to people. =/

Have fun enjoying it, lol.

Also this thread was doomed to be engulfed in spam since it resides in QLD; the home of spam and trolling.

Zac
Does that mean you won't be going to his house until Sunday?

 

[ACCELERATE]

If you make a big Melee only tourney, I reckon people will start playing it more compeittively again. Plus I'd come too!

imo that's the only path melee can take if it wishes to become important again

people get lazy over those little meets - same thing for brawl too

AS long as Zac doesnt run the tournament right?

Brawl
Brawl
Brawl

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

I'll be going sometime Saturday, after I spend all my moniez AGAIN FARK!!!!

 

[Get that Rat]

SAVE YOUR ****ING MONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO SYDNEY FOR TEH RAPEZ!

@Redact: Clearly stating the fact that you come here craving for attention dispite you being QQ butthurt means we're blaming the 'downfall' of this thread on you. Pretty sure you come here for attention because your parents are too busy arguing, and have been too busy arguing to shower you with the love that smells like roses.

Ultimate reason to why you smell worse than cow manuer, and why you crave attention.

GG
L2Deodorant
L2TF2 as well. You're in one of the ****test clans on the ladder.

In fact. Pretty sure everyone (yes everyone, including QLD people) would agree with me when I say that you're pretty much going to be a virgin your whole life until you L2 stop failing.

 

[Scrubs]

Can anyone else smell smoke?????

I probably won't come on Sunday because of the amount of study I have to do...

Who is Michael????

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

The guy who has the ddr machine in his house.

 

[Redact]

L2TF2 as well. You're in one of the ****test clans on the ladder.

what ladder? lol
ozf? div 1 for 6's and 8's
ga? rank 3 lol, roll the guys on rank 2 but ga has lol system
got games is a joke, and after that theres no other ladders out there

 

[kupo]

=(

Clearly you haven't been in QLD Scene long enough to realise that spam is the soul of QLD Smash.
Read the past 4 main QLD threads we have had.

Quoteds before you can change it luls!

GTR as usual, sinks to a new low with personal attacks. If Qld are so used to spam, why take Phil's banter seriously? [tbh I havent read the whole thread, but it looks like it sorta]

Spam is boring. More interstate bantering and trash talking! Needs more excitement imo .

Oh also GTR, you should do some more research if you think our TF2 clan is a pos. You're Div 3 material. Stick to brawl imo .

/waves at other QLD people!
/envy at Michael with a ddr machine at home!

Edit:
Yay for melee revival! go you guys!

 

[Sieg]

Juggy?

Take posting seriously?

Personal attacks a new low?

You should really come to our thread once in a while.

Haha.

Interstate trash talk?

Uhhhhhh.

Melbourne is bad. Discuss.

 

[Paff]

Melbourne is bad. Discuss.

Sydney is probably worse.

 

[Redact]

i think this has simply become the interstate flaman topic, hosted by juggy, ft. Redact

 

[Sirias]

I think you should all stop being flaming (hah, get it) homosexuals. c:
There's honestly no point posting in this thread anymore, unless we're planning on really seperating Brawl from Melee, in which case we should only really post in this thread when we've planned on something, like a meet or a tournament.

Emilllyyy, don't come in here and add to the flaming.
I would imagine that people that AREN'T imbeciles would actually try and help this thread go along rather than... protect (if that's what you're trying to do) someone/something.

QLD is spam, it is made of spam, we spam, always, there's nothing else to it, it doesn't make us 'low' or anything if that's what you're trying to insinuate, we just don't care enough about this game to take it so seriously and we'd rather get personal to other people. c:
Which is basically what you're doing.
So I can only presume you want this to continue, even though you're saying you want interstate trash talking and the like, which is sorta what's happening, if we base Phil to be a representative of Melbourne, lowl.

Phil / Dave is Melbourne.
Andy / Zac / Anthony is QLD.
Who is NSW? Simon and Jaz? o:

 

[Get that Rat]

Lol @ Emily, I don't plan on changing my post.

And there was a point of me posting this thread, it clearly showed that I don't play Brawl. In fact, I don't even play TF2 much.

But then again your a women, so I don't really see how you could understand that anyways. The fact that you're not in the kitchen already amazes me.

EDIT: Forgot to tell you to make me a sandwich.

EDIT2: While you're at it, make one for all of us. Woman.

 

[Jei Jei]

!!!!
That was way too funny

 

[Sirias]

Urgh, enough of this stupid thread.
Or at least posting.
I'll just read what Andy says for whatever reasons he has.

 

[Get that Rat]

Do you love me that much? :D

 

[xXArrowXx]

its not a stuuupid thread *pouts*
but reading through it it is a bit like;
through the fire and flames =P (guitar hero reference) or
Terrans in bunkers with flamers (starcraft reference) or
*inset lame ddr reference to impress/please syke* (ddr reference)

 

[Get that Rat]

Please. You're embarassing yourself.

 

[xXArrowXx]

thats what she said =P
just living up to the qld name of spam

 

[Scrubs]

Don't be **** juggy

Flaming phil is fine

but Arrow is a QLDer