[M-1] Decisive Games Mafia: Road Trip! GAME OVER! Mafia WINS (Oh noez! D:)

[Cello_Marl]

if the doc can protect *grumble* then it isn't game. I'm sorry but I don't see town winning....they guessed right T_T

Thanks for admitting that. We weren't entirely sure, but now we are.

 

[#HBC | J]

whoopdy freaking do >_>

I tried to protect MK last night but got a message saying it failed.

I wonder who is gonna die now....how upsetting.

 

[vanderzant]

J I really hope you're not the doc

 

[Rockin]

With 8 players alive, it takes 5 to lynch

Cello - Chibo

Chibo - Meta Kirby, Vand, OS, Ronike, Cello

Ronike - J

Not voting - Chibo, Vand, J, Hilt, OS, Meta Kirby

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Their luck seemed to have been changing, but only slightly. As they played the casino games, they were winning bit by bit, much to their surprise. All of the Dgamers were smart about how to handle their money. Bet on small things bit by bit, and let their instincts be their guide.

Like all successful winners, their greed began to slowly corrupt them, mainly Frozen Flame. The young man wanted more money. His donation to the table began to rise, which made his turnout rose as well. But within minutes of betting, it began to drop...further...and further down. The man was getting desperate, trying the original tactic that he and others used, but it didn't make his odds turn up better. Before he knew it, the guy was flat broke on money.

It was then he turned his attention to the Dgamers. They wanted to help him, but felt he'd just spend it on the casino, so they refused. Enraged, he began to argue and yell at them. It didn't take long for the security guards to step in and drag the fool out of the casino, soon dumped in the casino alley way garbage.

Frozen Flame (Chibo), Town Cop, Has been lynched!

After making a good fortune for each of them, they celebrated by going to a five star resturant, then hitting the hay at a nice quality hotel. They had such a good time, they forgot about their past troubles...who says money couldn't buy happiness?

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It is now Night 4. Please send in night actions by December 8th, 2010 on 11:59 PM

 

[Rockin]

Morning soon arose, but no later then that another death was shown. Poor Virg layed on the blood covered bed. The young male was horribly stabbed all over his body. All the spots except the back of his behind. Since they knew Virg was heavily against 'anal,' it was the least they could do.

Virg (Meta Kirby), Vanilla Townie, has been killed!

To make matters even more dark, he wasn't the only body discovered. No, there was more, and each of those bodies suffered the same fate as Virg. Evil Eye, Tom, and Macman were all on the floor, bled out. They didn't know what hit him. It all happened so fast. They were partying with their friends and women of the night (Even Rockin. They felt he was just bi-curious). Next thing they know, the three of them were stabbed at the middle of their slumber.

Evil Eye (Hilt), 1 Shot Bulletproof Has been end gamed (No matter how manly you are, even time can defeat you

Tom (Overswarm), Town Doctor Has been end gamed

Macman (J), Vanilla Townie Has been endgamed

The police were baffled by the sudden kill. They asked the receptionist behind the table and all she could comment was that seven checked in and three only checked out. When they asked when those three left, she said at 3AM. For now, they could be long gone, since it was 8AM.

Where did those three go anyway?

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"Haha, can't believe we was able to do that." KevinM said with confidence as they drove a sporting yellow Hummer. He was on the wheel and drove on the road with confidence, and who can blame him? Like his previous games as scum, he always done some scummy things, but no one has ever pointed the blame to him

KevinM (Vand), Mafia Lawyer Has won the game! Congrats!

Hando nods as he couldn't agree more. They needed to terminate both the competition and the n00bs. Well, mainly the competition. N00bie players were a bonus. He looked over at KevinM. "We could've done it sooner if SOMEONE didn't develop a man crush for someone..." Hando then glared at Rockin.

Hando (Cello), Mafia Goon has won the game! Congrats!

Rockin looked at Hando and glared. "It was NOT a man crush!" He shouted in protest. He got tired of people calling him gay. Bad enough those n00bs were on the bandwagon.

Rockin (Ronike), Mafia Hookerhas won the game! Congrats!

Hando rolled his eyes. "Then why was you looking at his ass all day then?"

"Cause I REALLY liked those pants he wore." He simply said. Rockin always wanted to update his cloths, but never found the chance to do such a thing. It was then he saw the cloths Macman got on and really wanted to ask what store he got them from. "Man I was THIS close to finally asking him where he got those pants from, but nooooooo...ya chose THAT NIGHT to kill them all." The young man pouted.

"Suuuuuuuuuuuure...." Both KevinM and Hando said in sarcasm. The guy was pretty darn gay. He was just in total denial.

Rockin sighed. They were such pricks. They just didn't want to accept the truth. "So...what now?"

KevinM smirked. "What else? We go out of the country to see the world , dawg. Then we come back, brag about our bro-status, and watch them GET MAD."

"I like that idea." Rockin said in a chipper voice.

And so, the awesome kickass trio of Decisive game players ride down the road, in hopes to find glorious sights to share memory too.

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Congrats Mafia for winning (though I'm still a bit mad at a certain player)

Town ya gotta try harder. Much Harder.

More in detail later on

 

[Evil Eye]

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[Ronike]

Thank god you aren't really that stupid J... Was ragin mad hard you admitted to being doc or w/e in twilight. But see Cello, that's why we shouldn't have Alpha Struck. We won because of sheer luck that OS protected wrong and that we didn't pick Hilt to kill. Ya dumb ****...

Can't believe we roleblocked swords/J the vanilla townie the entire game... lol

Totally called a BP EE.

Really didn't give this game my all, and I really don't think we deserved to win, especially since we set Cello up as a bus the entire game, which BTW town really should trust Cello a lot less, and then when it got down to crunch time and a great time execute said bus, I got called out as a dumb**** for tring to initiate it and we ended up doing the stupid as **** alpha strike. But on the other hand, town definetely didn't deserve to win either, so... Yeah...

Oh, BTW OS:

How We Beat You:

Not that we really beat you through skill, I've just been savin that since your whole kefka how I beat you thing

 

[vanderzant]

Ah good job, *brofist* Adum/Ronike/Cello. Win feels sort of empty though (kind of like the Avril dGames scum win lol).

@Ronike: I still disagree that the alpha strike was dumb (even if it technically was, considering the BP and all). Doc had absolutely no business protecting you or Cello, so claiming didn't really narrow down the doc target at all for them. Unless OS just picked it randomly... but still when someone claims cop in MYLO town probably won't end up lynching him, and considering you and Cello were the other plays this would be worse (because we'd still have to contest with the BP/Doc in this situation).

You were acting like even if we STILL managed to lynch chibo (without completely outing you two) that we were less likely to get screwed over by a doc, but who cares, we won.

@Cello: Thanks for helping me out. Twas fun.

@MK/J: I haven't played as scum in ages, but I think my scum play is becoming more like my town play. So be careful before clearing me mostly off of meta. And FYI I'd never quick hammer gord like that if I were town.

@OS: Obv lurking town power role gambit is obv

@Hilt: Wow you were BP? Gotta try and eat that night kill next time

 

[M.K]

Well, I saw this coming from a mile away ^_^ Good game scum, although the game was handed to you on a silver platter.

 

[DtJ Hilt]

Oh, BTW OS:

How We Beat You:

ROFL
<bahahaha

 

[Ronike]

Vand, the difference was if the alpha strike had failed, it was basically game over, and even if you could have pulled through and won, we had cello set up for a bus since day 1. You woulda had a cop clear and I would be clear for at least a day, which would likely have been enough to win, since j was under suspicion and hilt and mk coulda been pushed through. The alpha strike was just stupid unnecessary and instead of listening to my thoughts on it, cello blackmailed me into it.

 

[adumbrodeus]

Vand didn't look like part of the alpha strike and chibo confirmed him town, if it failed, you had him as a back-up plan and it was still gonna be mylo.


Also, crying about not being able to see it through, but 5 days of no internet access sort of sealed the deal.

 

[mentosman8]

Well, this game was... Meh.

Cello, the way you went about that alpha strike was absolutely ********. I don't care that it worked. You blackmailed Ronike into something that was a terrible idea. I seriously can't believe you would play like that on a plan that was a good chance of not working. Not to mention J's doc claim was a blatantly obvious fake(I mean, do you really think he believed you had already blocked him when night hadn't even started?), and yet you still continued from what was said to block him.

Vandy, I don't know how the hell you weren't lynched. Most blatantly obvious scum I have ever seen, and had you guys not killed me you wouldn't have lived through today. Hint for future games: The way you hammered Gord? Never do that again. How town(outside of Chibo, who had an inno on you) didn't figure you out I don't know.

Ronike, you played solidly, but I'll be honest, had Cello flipped it was an easy connection to you. Soon as I confirmed Cello's alignment with Rockin after I died I knew you were last scum(although I can't prove it since he AIM ninja'd me :O).

I don't know why town was so fixated on Gordito. He seriously wasn't scummy at all. I don't usually play the stand up to the crowd role in mafia, but his alignment was so completely obvious to me I had to do it.

I breadcrumbed my name a couple times tooXD If anyone noticed I used the phrase mentosX2 a few times D1, to imply that I was myself.

Overswarm, you were a null presence a lot of the game. Didn't think you were mafia, but really had you stepped up and played a bit better and less prod-dodgy it would've severely helped town.

The town's biggest problem was the no lynch D2 that should've been a lynch. If Chibo had been lynched that day I think the rest of the game plays out differently.

Gord: Said it before and I'll say it again: towniest player in the game by a long shot. I'm still happy with my decision to prevent your lynch D1, unfortunately thanks to Vandy's mini-alpha-strike that got looked over by town I didn't have the chance to step up D3 and make sure the lynch got put on someone else. Keep up the good work :D

Meta, Praxis: You were both picked by Cello to be part of his "us" D1, and both of you made a point to not be the mindless drones he wanted. This could have been game changing for town, but unfortunately things didn't work out that way. Still, you two played well for the most part.

Chibo: What can I say, you shoulda lived through that lynch. You weren't a major presence but you were definitely on my "probable town" list throughout the game. I do wish your lynch had gone through D2 though, Vandy wouldn't have been cop-cleared and the final day wouldn't have happened as it did.

J/Swords: I was flat out wrong most of the game on you guys. I was starting to question it a bit during the night I died, but obviously it didn't change much. J put a spark in the game, unfortunately that spark set a flame on a townie and ended up hurting us, and allowing the quicklynch that really cost us the game.

Hilt: You were BP, and you didn't play the role well. The main goal as a bp is to draw attention to yourself to be targeted for the night kill, but really you were a very small presence and I could never see you as a target all game.

Nix: Died n1, not too much to say here.

Really this game didn't play well. Inactivity was rampant, while there was a reason for the nl push I made d1, the no lynch d2 was entirely our fault for not paying attention and realizing it wouldn't go through. D3 Gord got voted high enough for Vand to step in and hammer without even allowing everyone in town to really speak, and that was the death blow for town. No one in particular did a bad job, but town as a whole just played sloppy and it cost us big.

 

[Cello_Marl]

Day 1 lynch: GorditoBoy

Day 2 lynch: ChiboSempai

Day 3 lynch: GorditoBoy

Day 4 lynch: ChiboSempai

This is why No Lynch is a bad idea. And if people don't lynch me when I lurk, that's their problem, not mine. I'd be silly to NOT do it if I can get away with it.

Ronike, the only problem with your supposition is that you were wanting to leave OS alive for being a "non-entity", since he'd be a "viable lynch". Doc claim would have put a damper in that plan, wouldn't it? Chibo would have been the obvious protect. The only "good" target would have been Hilt. But, the REAL problem is that people would get suspicious of Vand if he managed to survive another 3 Days despite being a "clear".

 

[adumbrodeus]

THAT'S where you leave the doc alive.

Your excuse becomes "obvious doc target, I was worried about a protect". I did the same thing in LOTR mafia though I fumbled the endgame.

 

[M.K]

Gord: Said it before and I'll say it again: towniest player in the game by a long shot. I'm still happy with my decision to prevent your lynch D1, unfortunately thanks to Vandy's mini-alpha-strike that got looked over by town I didn't have the chance to step up D3 and make sure the lynch got put on someone else. Keep up the good work :D

I apologize, but really? "Good work" is not "you can lynch me, go ahead" when we are obviously ****ed out the wazoo. It defeats the integrity of the game by introducing a scenario in which we rather have to attempt to convince a town player to stay alive or sacrifice him, instead of finding scum and lynching them. It's dumb, this play is dumb, and it pretty much ruined the first 3 days of this game. I don't see how you can say this with a straight face.
Scum had it so easy in this game.

 

[mentosman8]

There are some situations where that is actually a legitimate thing to do. As a whole Gord played one of the towniest games I've ever seen, and that alone merits a good job. You can debate the little things, but I have not once in my time playing mafia been as confident in a town read as I was toward him. As far as I'm concerned, convincing me that well merits being told good job. I still don't understand why town was so fixated on him>_>

 

[vanderzant]

The way I see it, if we didn't alpha strike, you would of been lynched over Cello.

Upon seeing that our roleblocker was dead, OS would of protected Chibo. Chibo would likely of gotten another town clear.

Then people would be like WTF? When Cello wasn't dead the next day. And by process of elimination, Cello gets lynched.

Then it's me trying to ride my cleared status. Not to mention all the potential BP's and that OS/Hilt would be all cleared with a BP and Doc claim.

I think alpha striking was a much safer scenario.

Edit:

Vandy, I don't know how the hell you weren't lynched. Most blatantly obvious scum I have ever seen, and had you guys not killed me you wouldn't have lived through today. Hint for future games: The way you hammered Gord? Never do that again. How town(outside of Chibo, who had an inno on you) didn't figure you out I don't know.

Except that I was the godfather and was obv going to be investigated that Night.

I know I'd never do that as town, but there is no way you would of lynched an inno in MYLO. No one is that ballsy

Edit2:

 

[mentosman8]

Eh, inno or not, you're a much, MUCH too smart player to quicklynch town into mylo like you did before everyone even spoke up. As soon as Gord flipped town, regardless of any night action results on you, there was no way you did that as town, and I would've pushed godfather with a pretty dang good case I was prepared to make on you.

 

[Ronike]

since j was under suspicion and hilt and mk coulda been pushed through.

OS ain't anywhere on that list.

Vand, if I had forced not alpha striking, I woulda stepped it up and I wouldn't have been lynched.

At any rate, the end of this game was ****in stupid either way, and I don't think I'm gonna be playing mafia for a while because of it. Don't really want to.

 

[vanderzant]

Yeah, I guess scum did some dumb things, but so did town, and in that kind of environment scum will nearly always dominate. I feel sorry for Rockin: your flavour was awesome (I enjoyed it even when I wasn't playing), the set up was great and I hope your next game goes better

 

[Overswarm]

I lost interest in the game early on, didn't do too much scum hunting. Just ipcked who I thought was town and then sent in protections. Figured scum would leave me alone if I prod dodged a lot and I'd be more of a help that way. Didn't do much good though :B

Also, I'd like to note that when I did read I targetted both Cello and Ronike. <3


(and Ronike, you should seriously do a "how I beat you" after every game. It makes your next game with those players a lot of fun, because they all look for an excuse to lynch you)

 

[Tom]

I LOST ANOTHER GAME?!?!!

lol

note that OS was only doing his best Tom impression... failing to win and lurking too much

 

[adumbrodeus]

I also find it amusing that 2/3 mafia members are town roles.


Would be funnier if I was a town role too.

 

[Overswarm]

I LOST ANOTHER GAME?!?!!

lol

note that OS was only doing his best Tom impression... failing to win and lurking too much

I actually thought of the second part beforehand.

I was hoping to get swiss and was going to get myself lynched.

 

[Swiss]

I actually thought of the second part beforehand.

I was hoping to get swiss and was going to get myself lynched.

GG's to scum. Was a fun read (when I had the time).

 

[CT Chia]

I still don't get what scumtells people had on me, why I was on the lynching block once narrowly escaping it (and without time to let me claim), and then being lynched later without people believing my claim. What am I doing wrong, or is this site crazy?

 

[Overswarm]

I still don't get what scumtells people had on me, why I was on the lynching block once narrowly escaping it (and without time to let me claim), and then being lynched later without people believing my claim. What am I doing wrong, or is this site crazy?

Have you ever talked to a pothead that gets distracted halfway through a conversation and starts talking about something else?

That's the kind of scum tell I get from you a lot.

You're mostly absent and lots of nulls, and then when people start getting you to talk it's mostly incomprehensible mumbles and I just say "vote chibo"

 

[jPSI]

gaaaah how dissappointing T~T I was hoping the Doc would protect the right person but it was a 25% shot. *shrug* I had alot of fun replacing into this game but it just got really aggravating near the end. ESPECIALLY when Ronike and Cello pop up scum. I can't do full shout-outs till I'm back from V/LA buuuut still blarg is my initial shoutout.

@Rockin: Why did you ask me to replace in btw? :o I wasn't on the replacement list nor did I pm intrest. Curious is all ^_^

 

[jPSI]

J btw if you didn't realize by the Pinkness ;D

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Shiiiiiiiiz...

I really thought it was JorVand/Cello/MK after my lynch.

Cello was so going about the game so ridiculously different from what I remembered in Oddworld that it was crazy. I couldn't find the exact words to express myself. Which is what probz got me as a lynch target. But in all honesty I REALLY don't know what got me as a lynch target.

Meta-Kirby, Swords, Praxis, Nix, Cello, Adum

The only person I DON'T understand being on my wagon is Nix. So why WERE you on my wagon, Nix?

MK and Praxis were kinda like puppets with souls. While Cello was holding the strings that kept you up and forcing you to do what you wanted, you kinda had your own way of thinking. D1, I feel Praxis saw me as the only viable lynch target because he'd seen a friend in Cello. So, he made a case (which was extreme tunneling (you can make almost anything seem scummy)) and believed in that case. MK did the same thing, personally disliking my play coming straight out of Villains. That was the only game I played with you, and it was my second, and last, scum game. If you really told Vanz that my scum meta is getting mad, then O_o. I feel like you might have seen that Cello called me scummy. And from there, decide that I AM scum, nothing can convince you otherwise (obtw ask Swiss about how scummy my town play is if you don't believe me haha, since he's here).

Mentos, I felt for about 0.25 seconds that it was scummy for you to defend the way you did D1, until I realized that no scum in their right mind would possibly cause a mislynch on the town's most favoured lynch, when there's such an easy way on it. You played such a townie game too, my friend. And when I flipped I f***ing knew you'd get NK'd, cuz that'd make you the most obvtown of anyone. GGs.

Chibo. Your game is weird. But I enjoy it tbh. The way you cleared Cello was odd, indeed, but it sorta made a little sense. But that shouldn't have given you enough of a reason to go back on voting him.

Cello... GGs. You DID manage to control some of town (in Praxis, MK, and Swords). But you fell apart after D1. Town just couldn't see it :\. Lolz on the alpha strike though.

J, you did a good job of getting this game the pulse it needed. I honestly thought you were scum due to Swords' actions, but I wasn't just gonna give up on my push on Swords just cuz of a replacement. His play was BAD. And yours, I mistook for fake contributing. My fault. I can see why you were going for me HARD when you came in now. Cuz, it really did come down to either you or me. I was convinced you were scum, you were convinced I was scum. Ehh.

Swords, I have a hard time reading you. You play pretty scummy haha. You OMGUS'd me and used Cello as a scapegoat. Red. Flag. That's all I gotta say.

Hilt, where the f*** were you?

OS, it would've been funner if you were scum .

Ronike, I had my suspicions, but I would've kept you alive over MK and J. That's for sure. You did a decent job.

VAND YOU QUICKHAMMERED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME.

GGs all. It WAS pretty fun tbh.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Have you ever talked to a pothead that gets distracted halfway through a conversation and starts talking about something else?

I thought this was hilarious, and I thought you were gonna talk about me. Still was hilarious.

 

[Praxis]

Good play by scum, but town, wow, you guys were horrifically bad >_<

Let's clear a couple things up.

Town should always lynch.

Failing to lynch when a solid case is made and there are multiple players who look scummy is always anti-town unless it saves a power role. Failing to kill a vanilla townie? Anti-town.

I know this seems unintuitive because hey, it's a townie death. But it removes a suspect that scum is going to keep around anyway in hopes of a mislynch.

Look at what happened in this game. There was a solid case against Gordito. Town no lynched. Town no lynched again because of Cello not unvoting. Then town went back, reviewed the cases, and lynched Gordito. Which means the No Lynch on Gordito ended up giving scum an extra NK in addition to a mislynch and an NK.

If Gordito had died D1, this game would have gone very differently. We would have been able to track the people on the Gordito bandwagon and gotten information off of it. Ronike might've been next on the chopping block.


Also, why did you lynch Chibo? I took a big, fat, solid position towards him being town, and tried to get everyone to switch bandwagons and finally only put my presumed hammer on Chibo to prevent a no lynch. Then I flipped town, so you all knew I was serious. >_<

Nice job not unvoting, Cello, btw. lol

I had a town read on Cello because his play matched his description in my role PM so well. xD

 

[Cello_Marl]

Ooh, ooh, what was my description?

Also, I was trying to get myself killed the entire game. To make Ronike and Vand/adum look good. I don't know how I feel about failing at that.

 

[CT Chia]

Also, why did you lynch Chibo? I took a big, fat, solid position towards him being town, and tried to get everyone to switch bandwagons and finally only put my presumed hammer on Chibo to prevent a no lynch. Then I flipped town, so you all knew I was serious. >_<

I tried to convince people to follow your stances but no one understood why... especially OS...

 

[M.K]

Omnipresence and inactivity caused alot of scumtells in this game. OS and Hilt particularlly were way too quiet for my liking, and that's because of inactivity or disinterest. It's pretty much why J was so readily accepted, because he MADE a case.

 

[mentosman8]

Ooh, ooh, what was my description?

Also, I was trying to get myself killed the entire game. To make Ronike and Vand/adum look good. I don't know how I feel about failing at that.

You're lucky it did, at least from my perspective as soon as I knew you were scum Ronike was the FIRST one to jump to mind as the other scum. And Meta Kirby was instantly off my potential scum list XD Try as you may have, you flipping scum would have made Ronike look worse, not better. I don't know why I never pushed you though, your play was different than usual yet blending well enough for me to not be confident. You were pretty much my only null read through most of the game.

Oh! Almost forgot @Praxis: as I said I still stand behind my push against the Gord lynch D1. Yeah, scum got him lynched eventually, but there were several absent town at the time who didn't really have a clearly stated opinion on the matter. A lot of the time you're right that lynching is better than not, BUT in this case it just wasn't a lynch that I was comfortable putting my vote on for the sake of lynching. Not to mention, he got lynched by what amounted to an alpha strike before all town had even weighed in on his lynch, and I think another target could easily have taken precedence had that not occurred. Once again it comes back to the severe absence and inactivity of a lot of town that hurt us: NOT the no lynch itself. I say this because no lynching is so taboo these days that people are more willing to vote off someone they think is town just because someone wrote up a case than they are to no lynch, which is a bad mentality IMO. But that's getting away from the game too much, perhaps for another thread at a later time.

 

[Praxis]

Gordito, not to be a jerk, but you had the worst play in this game.

Every point I made against you in my case was 100% valid. You delivered almost no usable information D1, refusing to give reads on players or giving wishy-washy-I-don't-know reads. No stances, nothing useful.

Frankly, I made my case against you to force you to take those stances, with the intent of forcing you to play in a manner that would be more useful to town, and only lynching you if you failed to improve. You failed to improve, so I kept pushing you at it until you started offering to kill yourself (the exact opposite of my goal, improved play >_< ). I did the same thing to Tuen in a BBR game (tunneled him for his bad play until he started correcting it) and it helped town a lot and Tuen became valuable later in the game.

You never improved, you OMGUSed, proclaimed how good it was that town had no lynched since you'd survived, and then continued to play the same way, with no reads, no stances, until finally J came on and rightly pointed this out and clamored for your lynch.

 

[Rockin]

I want to personally thank Marshy for helping me with the roles.

Originally, the roles were going to have the player's own name, but then Marshy thought it'd be more fun if I used other people and mix it around. I decided to use players that I know/have a fair understanding of their ways of playing, while trying to make it comical (yet true).

Then it came up to roles, to which I was trying to make it match the player as best as I could. But...with limited spaces and trying to balance it out, I did the best that I could XD

KevinM

You are KevinM, the guy that leaves town salty when they let you live. And who can blame them? When you play Mafia, no one dares touches you unless they have a legitimate case (and even then, you tend to make them think otherwise). However, the RNG website seems to be the only opponent you can't beat. 9 out of 10 times you're scum, and even if that one chance you ARE town...you're a vanilla townie with no power.

You practically EXUDE scummy, but you've learned how to protect your partners and escape towns grasp through experience. Your mere touch will make anyone feel innocent. You are the Mafia Lawyer. Each night, you may lawyer one player by PMing me the action: Brofist: playername. If successful, they will appear innocent to any sane cops investigating them -- as they damn well should! Those protown players can seriously just fuk outta hear thinking they can hunt you guys down so easily, bruh.

Your partners are (playername), (Handorin, Mafia Goon), and (playername), (Rockin, Mafia Hooker). You have all been provided with the following quicktopic and you may communicate with your partners at any time by any means. While I encourage you to post chatlogs in the quicktopic for my amusement, they are not mandatory. Every night, one of you may PM me the action ***k: playername outta hear. If successful, the targeted player will die that night. The first member of the mafia to PM me this action before night ends will perform the kill.

You win once your faction has an undeniable majority rule over all others or nothing can prevent this.

Your safeclaim is Gheb_01. You may refer to the following PM should you choose to claim.

Gheb_01

You are Gheb_01 (or Arcanine for short), Decisive Games' reliable townie. You're good at what you do, and what you do best is catching scum by expanding discussion and applying pressure where appropriate. Seriously, what more needs to be said?

You are a Vanilla Townie. You have nothing except your wits, your swagger and ability to vote. Best to make use of those three.

Due to being an Arcanine maniac, you must post at the end of every post. There is no punishment for not doing this...but you totally should!

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Adumb played exactly like KevinM would play. He would do something obvi-scum (such as being inactive) constantly and no one having the balls to defy him. Throughout the day, Adumb coast through the Days with hardly a radar on him, despite his minimal posts.

It became to the point of constant prods though that I had to replace him with Vand, who was a bit hasty (yet never been on the chopping block). Had chibo gave a list to who was town by his investigations, he'd be in the clear (for the most part).

I always saw KevinM as the cool bro. Like his role suggested, he would do the scummiest things and no one would try to go his lynch (or fear of looking either retarted or w/e).

Handorin

You are Handorin (Hando for short), the godly mafia scumbag in Decisive Games. And when I say this, I mean that you are really good at being Mafia. In fact, you've been given the #1 rule in Mafia, which states 'Hando is ALWAYS Mafia.'

You are a Mafia Goon. Like town, you have your wits, swagger, and the ability to vote. The only difference is that you are pro mafia.

Your partners are (playername), (KevinM, Mafia Lawyer), and (playername), (Rockin, Mafia Hooker). You have all been provided with the following quicktopic and you may communicate with your partners at any time by any means. While I encourage you to post chatlogs in the quicktopic for my amusement, they are not mandatory. Every night, one of you may PM me the action ***k: playername outta hear. If successful, the targeted player will die that night. The first member of the mafia to PM me this action before night ends will perform the kill.

You win once your faction has an undeniable majority rule over all others or nothing can prevent this.

Your Safeclaim is Eor. You may refer to the following PM should you choose to claim.

Eor

You are Eor, Decisive Games' cool and confident townie. You founded Decisive Games, so it's almost like you're the original brownie townie! You are literally a bear and your bearlike senses gives you a great sense of smell, helping you to sniff out scum more effectively than those without beariness. You also enjoy eating pizza errrrrrrrr'DAY!

You are a Vanilla Townie. You have nothing much except your wits, your swagger and ability to vote. Best to make use of those three.

You must post a picture of a bear at least once every day phase. There is no punishment for not doing this...but you totally should!

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Ugh, I'm in dissipoint.

I understand winning is good, but there was NO reason whatsoever to blackmail their role so as to win. It's really bad taste and unsportsman like. Yes, there was benefit with the alpha strike, but regardless. Play the game respectfully or don't play at all. I spoke to a mod wondering if that was in the rules, but it shouldn't have to be. it's common sense not to blackmail your partners.

I agree that there was reward in that strike, but only by luck. That night, Maf was faced with both a doc and a 1-BP.

I was going to make Hando a godfather, but felt the role was used quite too often, so I made him into a good. still. rule no.1 yo.

Rockin

You are Rockin, Decisive Games' village idiot. Your townie play isn't normally solid, which makes many players question either your logic or motive. In fact, according to others, you seem to give off scum vibes. Ironically, as Mafia, your logic makes a bit more sense. Also, many players consider you gay in part due to questionable language. And a shameless fling with Junglefever. And dressing up as Ivysaur and voluntarily vinewhipping Meta-Kirby...sheesh, seriously, you're like, super gay.

You are the Mafia Hooker. Each night, you may choose one player to block their night actions by typing Do Gay Stuff To: playername. If successful, their night actions will fail to occur.

Your partners are (playername), (Handorin Mafia Goon), and (playername), (KevinM, Mafia Lawyer). You have all been provided with the following quicktopic and you may communicate with your partners at any time by any means. While I encourage you to post chatlogs in the quicktopic for my amusement, they are not mandatory. Every night, one of you may PM me the action ***k: playername outta hear. If successful, the targeted player will die that night. The first member of the mafia to PM me this action before night ends will perform the kill.

You win once your faction has an undeniable majority rule over all others or nothing can prevent this.

Your safeclaim is Omni. You may refer to the following PM should you choose to claim.

Omni

You are Omni, Decisive Games' upstart townie. Ahhh, the days of AIMafia. Even still, you occasionally pop your head in DGames and show that you haven't forgotten your shit. You are always the most active player in mafia and know a bullshit argument when you see one. You might end up posting more than every other player combined, but hey! You've got a lot of good content to put out there and are bound to be a pain in the ass for scum.

You are a Vanilla Townie. You have nothing except your wits, your swagger and ability to vote. Best to make use of those three.

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

I WILL MODKILL ANYONE WHO LAUGHS AT THIS ROLE! >: The original was hinted that some CONSIDERED me gay (and nothing more), but Marshy and EE decided to make the final adjustments to it. Marshy even came up with the stupid flavor for it....D:

Ronike's game was good, however he seemed a bit inactive thread wise. I think the constant push of a cello wagon would've attracted some bad attention though...

Virgilijus

You are Virgilijus (Virg for short), Decisive Games' professional townie, and I mean that in every way. Like, you're ALWAYS town for some odd reason, and have actually made your occupation out of being a townie. It's a good living. You are a solid town player overall. More importantly, you have a huge distaste for anything anal, especially when brought directly to your attention. In fact, it has been rumored that you own a top secret facility monitoring any and every mention of it on SWF with high-technology rivaling that of Batman to put an end to such talk.

You are a Vanilla Townie. You have nothing much except your wits, your swagger and ability to vote. Best to make use of those three.

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Eh. Not much to really comment on MK's performance. He was a presence, but I don't think he was leading around. I wish there was more that could've been said, but I skimmed on most of the game.

Virg is always town. ALWAYS. also, he hated buttsex. I was sad there was no 'anti buttsex' comments from him lol

Cello_Marl

You are StalkoCello_Marl, Decisive Games' manic townie. Scum best not step to you, or else you will analytically ream them, creep their profile to ensure that they post, and needle them forever and ever and EVER for the rest of your life until one of you dies. Now if only you were this invested as scum...

You are a Vanilla Townie. You have nothing except your wits, your swagger and ability to vote. Best to make use of those three.

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Your town play was good, but your leads were...eh. You was one of the louder townies, that's for sure. You had to be killed cause if they managed to bus cello, they felt you was going to see through it.

Cello always had that type of grip of where if he sees something scummy, he'll never let go. His role speaks for itself.

mentosman8

You are mentosman8 (mentos for short), Decisive Games' solid townie. When things don't make much sense, town comes to you and rely on your keen detective skills. They know for sure at a glance whether you're Mafia or Townie from your ability to be super obvtown, which makes others know when to and when not to trust you.

You are a Vanilla Townie. You have nothing much except your wits, your swagger and ability to vote. Best to make use of those three.

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Poor mentosman....RGM disliked you HARD. Me and Marshy laughed when it came up.

Think you had some fair reads, but you wasn't agrressive enough to do a lynch. Yes, lynching someone that you may not want dead is bad, but a no lynch regardless is WORSE. Try to at least get that lynch for information purposes so you'd have something to work with.

Ronike

You are Ronike, Decisive Games' consistent townie. You much more often than not play a strong, scumhunting-oriented game. Your attention to detail, use of notes, and willingness to bluntly challenge any player is what makes you a weapon for town.[/brofist]

You are a Vanilla Townie. You have nothing except your wits, your swagger and ability to vote. Best to make use of those three.

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Gord, didn't seem like you was playing your best game. It seemed like you was giving up on D1 and it looked worse for you D3. No matter what, it's anti-town to try and offer yourself as a lynch unless certain situations. It made your words seem less worth it when you give up like that.

I always like it when Ronike is town sided, cause he gets really helpful and informative. Town always has a chance of winning with guys like him around.

Macman

Yu are Macman, Decisive Games' passive player. On the outside of things, yu seem to be a laidback townie, and share yur insights occasionally. However, when the situation starts to get dire, yu show off yur mad townie skills and push town in the right direction, son! Cause yure that much of a G.

Yu are a Vanilla Townie. Yu have nothing much except yur wits, yur swagger and ability to vote. Best to make use of those three.

Yu must always type "you" as "yu", "you're" as "yur(e)", and "your" as "yur". Yu must also post five one-liners every day phase and use the term, "lol" at least five times every day phase. There is no punishment for not doing this...but yu totally should!

Yu win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Haha, Marshy convinced me to put a few restrictions so as to make it both fun and challenging.

Sword's play was just eh. I liked he got into character D1, but was a sad panda when it flew out the window D2. I thank J for coming in and ***** smacking town (LOL). That spark he made was what town needed, but I think it came at a bad time....

I want to say why, but a game is going on, so I can't. I just want to say is that you seemed to be a solid player (not to mention those other 2 didn't respond fast enough and I needed a replacement like NAO LOL)

Macman is lazy as hell as scum, but as town, he's a boon, and helpful. Hard to read, but a solid player none the less.

Evil Eye

You are Evil Eye, Decisive Games' informative townie. You're a manly man who knows how to scum hunt. If arrows and shurikens can't pierce you, then neither would wimpy cases against you. Actually, any cases thrown in your direction hopelessly tangle in your virile, masculine beard, never to be seen again -- though even if such flimsiness could escape your beard, it would surely bounce off of your mighty and herculean chest. You know how to lay down the law, and show off the massive confidence you carry by making some of the most complete cases SWF Mafia has seen.

Like the flimsy cases that inferior and uneducated men may heave in your direction, the first attempt (the first because, you know, you might as well throw those peons a bone) by lower and menial players to kill you will etc. etc. etc. beard line. You are a One Time Bulletproof Townie. If you are targeted by a killing role, you will be immune for that one time. After the hit, you will be a regular townie.

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Boy, I was expecting you to become one of the loudest townies there. Instead you just kinda...laid back XD. That's about the main problem I saw from ya. You didn't seem so active, and if you was, you wasn't trying to be Night killed anytime soon.

Everyone should know DG's manliest man. What others don't probably know is that he's a damn wrecking machine. You try and get him lynch, and he would **** you up with his massive...paragraphs.

marshy

You are marshy, Decisive Games' badass player. You're not here for shits and giggles. You're here to find and eliminate scum, and you'll do that even if you have to mow down useless townies. You scorn fence sitters, inactives, and anyone you consider dumb. You have wished for EONS to be a vig to easier obliterate the intolerably useless fodder.

You are a Vengeful Townie. You have the ability to shoot any player (bout damn time). Sadly, for the sake of game balance, you can kill just once, and that is only if you are lynched (what? lame....) in which case you must post Playername dead yet? during twilight. If successful, the player will die along with you (whatever). Failure to post the vengeful kill action before twilight ends will result in a random town-aligned player being shot.

Due to mad laziness, you may not begin any sentence with capital letters or end a line/paragraph with a period. You also may not use any punctuation marks other than exclamation marks, periods, and question marks. You must also more often than not space out your thoughts by doubletapping the enter key instead of making paragraphs. There is no punishment for not doing this...but you totally should!

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Dude I was PUMPed when I made this. I finally gave decisive games a vigilante after like what...? Massive complaints and need to 'take out unneeded filter?' what happens? Mafia NKs them so as to reduce info. ***s.

Nix played a decently good game. Had he lived, I'm sure he'd eventually been lynched, so as to get revenge. Last time he had a vigilante role, he was able to pick out who was maf...had we not killed him first :3

Ahh....Marshy....DG's 'take no ****' player. He was a smart player, but really aggressive too. Even townies have to watch their step when he's town. lol

frozenflame751

You are frozenflame751, Decisive Games' veteran player; pretty much the vettest vet to ever vet a vet, in fact. Like any man from a war, you've seen it all, from basic to complicated tactics in Mafia games.

Your knowledge and keen sense of how everyone plays gives you the radar of who's town and who's scum. You are a Town Cop. Every night, you may investigate any living player other than yourself by PMing me Reread: playername. If successful, you'll learn that player's alignment. Just hope you live past Night 1!

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Man. Chibo.

You havn't been too helpful for town, and you lost your chance to save Gord when it was really needed. Not to mention you chose to not investigate those who were heavily suspicious (such as cello) on D1. It just seems like sometimes you make bad choices, and other times you make good choices. Gotta be careful on that.

I thought Frozen would best suit a cop. No lie, he's very thorough when he posts and reads up on players, and can separate those who are town and who are suspicious/scummy. Play a good game with him and see for yourself.

Tom

You are Tom, Decisive Games' popular player. You rejuvenated SWF's interest in mafia under your reign as mod by modding some of the best setups the site has seen such as the Tomafias and Final Fantasy 7. Is there anyone who DOESN'T like you? You're #1 in everything you do. There's not a power role you can't handle or an alignment too difficult for you. The townies want you alive and the Mafia wants you dead. But don't worry. You know they're just hatin' cause they're not on your side.

You're a cool duder who has gotcho bros' backs like chiroprac and knows how to run shit. Not even the Mafia would contradict your call. You are a Town Doctor. Every night, you may visit any living player other than yourself to protect them by PMing me Whiteknight: playername. If successful, that player will live through a single nightkill that night should they be targeted for one.

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.

Sowwie. No Overswarm role. :3

Probably not the most out spoken townie there, but he was decently good. Kinda walked the thread with a 'whatever' attitude though. I kinda figured he lost interest as the game went on, but eh.

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Eh. I'll be honest. Town as a whole did horrible. Two no lynches did not help, and that blame is mainly those last 48 hour change of a different lynch target. Town should agree on something as a whole, or else they doom themselves. BP role didn't really try to stick out like a thorn, and the Vig didn't get a chance to do anything. Cop night choices were debatable.

Mafia didn't do much, or didn't have to do much, to prove that they were town. Hooker camped on swords/J's *** throughout the whole game for safe measure, and adumb's/vand's brofists were fair good picks.

So as such, there IS NO MVP. Neither Town or Mafia did anything spectactular to help their own faction. Mafia tried to bus Cello and did an alpha strike. Town just plain failed.

Night actions would come up soon.

 

[CT Chia]

I feel like the setup is kind of unbalanced in scum's favor

Though it didn't effect the game since town sucked, just sayin