9: Sliq - Next time your get knocked out of losers congratulate your opponent. It was a little rude storming off like that. Good job regardless.
Dear 3rd Party,
I shook his hand and said good game.
Love, Mind your own business.
XOXOXOXO
Edit: I realized you might have meant against Omni and Dingdong, in which case, yes, I was pretty rude, but I was also pissed because I SD'd during that match like twice. Also, I felt like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz during that match. I think when I was being tornade'd I saw a witch. In singles, I'm pretty sure I shook everyone's hands and said good game. If I didn't, I'm sorry. For some reason, as of late, I keep getting really pissed when I lose. I blame the Mexicans.
Boy I sure am Saucy. I lost that match through impatience. I'm still pissed at myself for losing that, and my own feelings are none of your concern, person I don't know.
From the other thread:
This was probably one of my worst Brawl tournaments and one of my better Melee ones.
I killed myself more times in Brawl than everyone else combined, and ended up ****ing things up in the least technical, most accessible fighting games all of time, which means I suck. Seriously, how do you down tilt instead of down smash, it's mind boggling. That's what happens when you don't practice. Also, I get impatient too quickly, which is a bad thing when you look at Brawl's gameplay mechanics.
In terms of Melee, I had intermittent bursts of actually being able to do some of the things in game that were happening in my brain, but turned it off in the most clutch moments (Kels on Corneria, I hit him with at least 2 up airs in his last stock that could've been rests.). That was probably my closest set with him. Then I lost to Watty. I found it amusing how many times he full jump charge shot thinking that's where I would be (note he did it AT LEAST 3 times).
Anyways, where the **** was everyone? The last one I went to had a million folks.
Also, don't expect shoutouts as I always intend to do them, but never do. Thanks to Kail and co. for the ride.
I'm about to eat some cookies and do some laundryyyyyyyyyyy.
Hey, I think I'm going to do shoutouts now so that they happen.
1: lain (split 1st/2nd) - Split? That's some EC weak sauce. Also, stop giving people advice you Asian Rain Man.
2: Judge (split 1st/2nd) - Why the **** would you want to team with me I play Bowser.
3: Omniswell - ****ing bite. Seriously. That move makes me want to receive nourishment through IV as opposed to EVER CHEWING FOOD AGAIN.
4: SamuraiPanda - I'm too impatient to play Snakes, because then I just explode a bunch like I'm a building in Oklahoma city. Too soon? GG, maybe eventually I'll play enough to be good.
5: Ding - I don't know who you are, but I'm pretty sure you tornado'd me a bunch which makes you gay. Sorry bro, you like *****es now. I don't make the rules, I just live by them.
5: Notra - Who laser camps in a friendly? T_T
7: Boxy - GG I'm too impatient. Also, d-tilt - down smash + bad di = last ko on Rainbow Cruise (which is Tom Cruise's luchador name).
7: Rofa - You have a beard and give me unwarranted praise.
9: Sliq - I should really practice more if I expect to place as high as I fell I should.
9: The Mann - I only played you in teams, but you dragon punched me. I have no idea how we won the first match against you guys by so much and then got dominated games 2 and 3.
9: Dogma - GG Marth is one of the matchups I'm not really a fan of, but I managed to pull through anyways.
9: L Cancel - Good job in teams. I find it ironic we placed the same in singles AND doubles.
13: Arc - I don't know you, but you play Pit and yell at me when I'm angry. Just like me!
13: WTP - We teamed at that one tourney
13: JCav - I saw you playing pools matches against some D3.
13: Jbird - I scrolled up and saw you played Falco and should've guessed that from your name.
---POOLS CUTOFF---
17: TDog
17: Goddy
17: Derk the Jerk
17: Condemned Soul
17: Alex
17: Gates
17: AtotheZ
17: Metameeks
25: Spilled Milk
25: Seri
25: Writer
25: The Soviet
25: Tyler
25: Sumer
25: Brutos
25: Afroman
33: Pharox
Melee
1: Drephen - **** your Hugo. GG against Kels.
2: Kels - **** your Hugo. J/K. GG. I'm surprised by how close our set was, albeit you were making sleepiness johns, which might be the culprit.
3: Watty - Your missed charge shots were delightful. Also, I hate your missiles. GG
4: Sliq - You got back some of your technical skill. Keep it up you ****.
5: Moose
5: Big_R - Our pools match on Brinstar was ********. What a ******** stage. GG, I'm surprised I was able to win on floats
7: Velynn - **** you. You gave me a ride and beat Kels, 2 things I didn't do. RAGE.
7: Zeus - I thought you were going to go Falco, but then you went Fox and Marth.
9: SCOTU - Nice tournament. I'd hit it.
9: Botulismnator
9: Cactuarz
9: Shaeden - I was scared as **** having to play you, because I remembered you beat me before at SAD or some ****. GG.
13: lain - I didn't see you play much Melee, but I assumed you went Falco.
13: Condemned Soul
13: Juggleguy
13: Kail - We teamed, and in teams I don't feel I did that well. Thanks for the ride.
---POOLS CUTOFF---
17: Geo
17: Duck
17: Easy
17: Ikkitrix
To anybody that felt "dissed" after a match: sorry, I get mad at myself for certain losses, especially when I feel like I make a lot of mistakes and stupid choices during a match. So if I left right after a match, it's not you, it's me.
J/K, it was you. I'm awesome.
Cookie time.
