[15:31] deathmac: brb run!
[15:39] deathmac: i think blackie roommate jacked my xbox.
[15:39] deathmac: :-/
[15:39] cowondinosaur: WUT.
[15:39] deathmac:

[15:39] cowondinosaur: Can that dude get any more black?
[15:39] deathmac: anyways goin on a run
[15:39] deathmac: angrily
[15:39] cowondinosaur: K.
[16:13] deathmac: fuuuu
[16:13] deathmac: im so ****in angry atm
[16:13] cowondinosaur: Is he all moved out?
[16:16] deathmac: no
[16:16] deathmac: all his **** is still here
[16:16] deathmac: i called the number he gave me
[16:16] deathmac: and someone said it was the wrong number
[16:16] cowondinosaur: You need to ransack his **** and take anything of value (which is likely nothing).
[16:16] cowondinosaur: And hold it hostage until he gives you your **** back.
[16:16] deathmac: im not 100% sure it was him
[16:16] deathmac: it was possibly one of his friends
[16:17] deathmac: that at times had full acess to our place
[16:17] cowondinosaur: Either way, he's responsible.
[16:17] deathmac: i didn't really see anything of gigantic value
[16:17] deathmac: ****ty tv
[16:17] deathmac: a ton of black man shoes
[16:17] deathmac: a **** ton of alcohol
[16:17] deathmac: i dont think theres anything individually worth an xbox 360
[16:17] cowondinosaur: You could change the front door lock and not let him in until he gets you an xbox.
[16:18] cowondinosaur: You already have experience changing doorknob mechanisms!
[16:18] deathmac: im afraid he'd break a window or something
[16:18] deathmac: hes never shown any sort of aggression towards me
[16:18] cowondinosaur: Yeah... probably.
[16:18] deathmac: but he did almost get into a fight with other roommate
[16:18] deathmac: and threatened violence
[16:18] deathmac: so i got some knives in my room
[16:18] deathmac: one giant knife and an exacto, to be precise
[16:18] cowondinosaur: I used to have throwing knives in my room! I used to be pretty good with them.
[16:22] cowondinosaur: Perhaps more strigent potential roommate interviews are necessary....
[16:23] deathmac: so the number i called was the wrong one i think
[16:23] deathmac: he did give that one to me personally though
[16:23] deathmac: i got his other number from my mom
[16:23] deathmac: and no one picked up, the voice mail name was different, and his mailbox is full
[16:23] cowondinosaur: Well... it's a good thing Clara talked you out of buying the PS3 I guess. Otherwise you'd be out a lot more money.
[16:24] deathmac: i was thinkin about lockin my xbox in my room after the door knob was replaced
[16:24] cowondinosaur: So the one he gave you is a fake?
[16:24] deathmac: it could have been anytime in the past couple weeks
[16:24] deathmac: that he or a friend took it
[16:24] deathmac: i haven't really noticed
[16:24] deathmac: but i just bought some arcade stick parts to play on my xbox
[16:24] deathmac: so i was excited for it
[16:24] deathmac: and thats when i noticed a GAPING HOLE IN MY ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
[16:25] cowondinosaur: I guess just ask him unaccusingly if he's seen it.
[16:25] deathmac: i never see him
[16:26] deathmac: he called back
[16:26] cowondinosaur: So I'm guessing he's the title holder for your worst roommate ever.
[16:26] deathmac: and said that he was just borrowing it
[16:26] deathmac: which was OKAY I GUESS
[16:26] deathmac: man i was all hyped to start stabbing dudes
[16:26] cowondinosaur: It's not cool he didn't ask but... better than a stolen xbox.
[16:26] cowondinosaur: lulz.
[16:26] deathmac: i did find a receipt for a sold xbox and a bunch of games
[16:26] cowondinosaur: Using your POWERED UP FORM.
[16:26] deathmac: in his room
[16:27] deathmac: and i was like OH ****
[16:27] deathmac: but it was dated in july
[16:33] deathmac: what if i had to go to jail for killing a black man
[16:33] cowondinosaur: I think you'd get ***** in like 0.2 seconds.
[16:34] cowondinosaur: Although a jury convincting you is highly unlikely.
[16:34] deathmac: i *think* i could take him 1v1
[16:34] deathmac: but hes always got a crew with him
[16:34] deathmac: and i can't ong bok every one of them
[16:34] cowondinosaur: That's how they roll!
[16:34] cowondinosaur:That would be ****** if you could!
[16:39] cowondinosaur: Did you ever watch CHOCOLATE?
[16:43] deathmac: nah... lol
[16:44] cowondinosaur: If a loli can take down a small army of Yakuza, I think you can Ong Bok your way through some black dudes.