Fire Emblem has been around for decades and has earned its rightful place alongside Nintendo's other legendary franchises. I have no problems with the recent push it's been receiving. Kid Icarus on the other hand? It would still be dead right now if Sakurai hadn't revived the franchise himself. I don't resent the fact that Palutena is a playable character, but I do resent the fact that she is a playable character before King K. Rool. It's all about priorities. From here on out, I don't care who they add. I just find it disturbing that Nintendo's third most iconic villain behind Bowser and Ganon is still not playable, and nobody seems to understand why.
Except me. I'm a crazy person who has an even crazier theory. Please hear me out.
Speculation:
- Retro Studios is currently working on two titles; a third Donkey Kong Country game for Wii U, and Metroid for NX
- Sakurai wanted K. Rool in Smash, but he was deliberately held back because Retro is working on a redesign for DKCR3
- Retro completed their Metroid Prime trilogy before moving onto another franchise, and history tends to repeat itself
- Out of all of the top newcomer picks for SSB4, K. Rool is the only character unaccounted for. Ridley is a boss, Mewtwo is DLC, and the rest (Mega Man, Palutena, etc.) are all playable. I don't think this is a coincidence. And I don't think Sakurai hates K. Rool either.
Facts:
- Michael Kelbaugh mysteriously began following the Kremling Kampaign Twitter account last year
- Tropical Freeze had fewer levels than DKCR, and concept art teased a "hidden moon world" that never came to fruition
- Also cut from the finished product was an
achievement system, discovered by hackers in February 2015
- Kensuke Tanabe teased their plans for the future, admitting that he wishes they had "done more with the Animal Buddies"
What does this all mean? Donkey Kong Country: Kremling Katastrophe is coming, and it's slated for a spring 2016 release. Many fans have speculated that the ballot is a sham, but what if it
is a sham... for K. Rool? Nintendo knew K. Rool would win the ballot, so he was intentionally held back as DLC so he could be revealed alongside a new DKC title at E3, complete with a brand new redesign courtesy of Retro Studios. Imagine how hyped everybody would be if they unveiled Donkey Kong Country: Kremling Katastrophe, then immediately announced K. Rool as the first ballot winner. The excitement would be unreal, and K. Rool's popularity would explode.
"Millions of dedicated fans have cast their votes since the Super Smash Bros. Fighter Ballot launched in April. Your voices have been heard, and Donkey Kong's arch nemesis King K. Rool™ will be available as a downloadable fighter this coming spring when Donkey Kong Country™: Kremling Katastrophe, the latest installment in Retro's DKC series, hits store shelves and the Nintendo eShop. Thank you for your ongoing support, and please look forward to hearing about our next ballot winner sometime in the near future."
Tropical Freeze was supposed to come out in 2013, so a 2016 release for the hypothetical Kremling Katastrophe wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility. Imagine you are in Satoru Iwata's shoes. Which scenario would generate more hype and positive PR?
1) K. Rool is a playable character in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U
OR
2) K. Rool is held back as DLC, wins a popularity contest, and launches alongside a new DKC title that coincidentally stars K. Rool and his band of Kremling Kutthroats