HEY, PEOPLE. I don't want to hear any nonsense about competitive balance, or small rosters, or about one or two modern games undoing years of history. I don't want to hear about it because I'm here to tell you about a man.
He's a man you can trust. He's a man you
have to trust, because he's the king and he'll execute you if you talk behind his back. He's actually not really a man at all, though I hear he is
formidable compared to some of the wusses they've let into this roster already. (I'm looking at
you, Fire Emblem.)
I have seen and heard so much
doubt about the man I am doing a very poor job of foreshadowing with any kind of subtlety. That he's not
relevant. That he's been
replaced. That he's
ugly. (There's no accounting for taste, I guess.) Ladies and gentlemen, I say NAY! I am here to bring you a dose of enthusiasm so strong it would
kill a single individual! I am here to bring back
hope, and make you
believe.
Believe in....