yes this would work as well
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Is it possible to defend yourself from a tiger
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Actually, what some of the people in this thread have said is true. Check it out!
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Fuelbi
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Why would anyone defend them selfs from a cute kitty?
o-Serin-o
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Pikaville
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If you have ever been attacked by a cat you will probably assume a tiger would rip you to shreads in seconds.
That video is ****** by the way Goldshadow, I want one.
That video is ****** by the way Goldshadow, I want one.
Black Mantis
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If he manages to pounce you then its game over. The gag reflex thing is too risky (if you fail say goodbye your hand). The best advice is to play dead.
I would try to remain calm, yawn a lot, and look at it while slowly blinking.
Then I would learn the language of the tigers, earn their trust, and breed with their women, and in time, our differences would be forgotten.
Then I would learn the language of the tigers, earn their trust, and breed with their women, and in time, our differences would be forgotten.
Avatar: Dances with Tigers
ZMan
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wouldn't the tiger just eat you because it's an easy meal if you played dead?
Black Mantis
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Most animals don't eat dead bodies.
mastermoo420
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Yeah, but we do. Tigers are stronger than us, when unarmed, so that's, like, 2x eating dead bodies, right?
Yeah, but we do that because it's a little easier to go to the supermarket and buy some meat/fish rather than go out and hunt and kill a cow/deer/chicken and eat it without cooking it.
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No
No
Mr.Freeman
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When you see the tiger and crap yourself, rub the feces on you.
So basically, the same thing as Tom's joke?
Mr.Freeman
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Thats marking your territory.
I'm sorry I committed such a terrible crime of trying to be funny.
I'm sorry I committed such a terrible crime of trying to be funny.
Tigers are professional hunters, in fact they are like Lions but smarter.
Your only option is run.
But I'd like to see a professional MMA figher with armor try to choke out a tiger or something. Some people say that Fedor Emelianenko (MMA legend) did fight a bear and won.
Your only option is run.
But I'd like to see a professional MMA figher with armor try to choke out a tiger or something. Some people say that Fedor Emelianenko (MMA legend) did fight a bear and won.
No matter what attacks you in the wild, go for the eyes and nose; it's your only chance.
GreenKirby
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That tiger was domesticated.
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I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that tigers love tuna fish sandwiches. I'd probably just use of those then.
Hobbes!!!!!
Yeah, but that wasn't the point. The point was that an expert on tigers was explaining some techniques to survive a tiger attack that matched up with what was said in this thread. His demonstrating it with a captive tiger was just a fun bonus.
_KuyaSombreo_
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read Life of Pi
basically just get the tiger to respect you and you can get it to do whatever you want
basically just get the tiger to respect you and you can get it to do whatever you want
BBQTV
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he was just a giant kitty cat
CRASHiC
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Takamura fought a bear and won, tiger aint' ****.
Dr Doom fought a lion naked ^^
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There it is! That tiger what who likes the tuna!
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That was such a good book! I read it a few years ago and I've recently been wanting to re-read it for some reason.
global-wolf
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I had to read that book for my summer reading assignment. I hate the ending.
I don't think it'd be possible to kill a tiger after it lunges :O
TigerWoods
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With a golf club... if you're female.
Kingdom Come
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LMFAO
The only way to defend yourself from a tiger is to tame it...duh!
The only way to defend yourself from a tiger is to tame it...duh!
cookieM0Nster
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yes you can.
but you couldnt kill it.
just make it go away.
hit its nose and stick you hand down its throat. its sensitive there.
but you couldnt kill it.
just make it go away.
hit its nose and stick you hand down its throat. its sensitive there.
Darkslash
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Simple, you get some drinks and give it a car.
Zook
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I wonder if you were stank enough the tiger would stop attacking you or something.
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