I'm really angry about hearing this joke, so now it's the official bad jokes topic.

[XIF]

What did c:\DARTHVADER said to c:\DARTHVADER\LUKESKYWALKER ?
"I´m your folder"

 

[T3h Albino]

caps
AWW MAN WHAT THE...

 

[Hawks go Caw]

This happened in like 11th grade in my Advanced Math/Trig class:

Teacher: "Can anybody name some of the early computer languages?"
Some nerd: "FORTRAN!"
Some other nerd: "Uhh Cobaltt?"
Teacher: "Good job. Anybody else?"
Me: "MS-UNO"
Teacher: ". . . What?"
Me: "You know, MS-UNO. Predecessor to MS-DOS."
Class: ". . . . . . . ."

 

[XIF]

this Happened In Like 11th Grade In My Advanced Math/trig Class:

Teacher: "can Anybody Name Some Of The Early Computer Languages?"
Some Nerd: "fortran!"
Some Other Nerd: "uhh Cobaltt?"
Teacher: "good Job. Anybody Else?"
Me: "ms-uno"
Teacher: ". . . What?"
Me: "you Know, Ms-uno. Predecessor To Ms-dos."
Class: ". . . . . . . ."

; _ ;

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

What did c:\DARTHVADER said to c:\DARTHVADER\LUKESKYWALKER ?
"I´m your folder"

nigg@ wat lOL

 

[Mike G]

::

I'm tired of this Joke right here


LiseGeese (8:32:44 PM): but anyways LOL Mikey check out this joke. It's hilarious
Outawshokker (8:32:48 PM): k
LiseGeese (8:32:50 PM): Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Outawshokker (8:32:53 PM): I dunno, why? >_>
LiseGeese (8:32:56 PM): Fo Drizzle! ROFL!!! xD
Outawshokker (8:32:59 PM): ......
Outawshokker (8:33:01 PM): go kill yourself



I know dude....just bad

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

THESE AREN'T EVEN JOKES
THEY'RE JUST TERRIBLE
DO YOU REALIZE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF ME TELLING YOU THAT A JOKE IS BAD?
IT'S LIKE HITLER TELLING YOU TO STOP BEING SO COLD HEARTED
IT'S LIKE FRIEZA TELLING YOU TO FINISH TRANSFORMING ALREADY
IT'S LIKE COLBOL TELLING YOU TO SLOW THE **** DOWN
god****
just
ugh

 

[XIF]

I'm tired of this Joke right here


LiseGeese (8:32:44 PM): but anyways LOL Mikey check out this joke. It's hilarious
Outawshokker (8:32:48 PM): k
LiseGeese (8:32:50 PM): Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Outawshokker (8:32:53 PM): I dunno, why? >_>
LiseGeese (8:32:56 PM): Fo Drizzle! ROFL!!! xD
Outawshokker (8:32:59 PM): ......
Outawshokker (8:32:63 PM): go kill yourself

give me the indentity of LiseGeese so that the appropriate face stomping may be delivered to the correct recipient.

 

[Mike G]

LOL I can't. I had to edit her Screen name for her safety. -.-



This is one of the reasons why.


And another!!! well not really a bad joke but I thought I'd share it anyway.


*calls Dave after moving from nyc to ga*

Dave: so ur a south man now huh?
Dave: you better watch out for the KKK ******!!
Me: nah, I'll be fine. It's not like they will come to my house anyway.
Dave: you think so? Don't you know how them ******* find you?
Me: how?
Dave: it's easy man. All they gotta do is search for the houses with the basketball hoops in the driveway! LOL
Me: LOL *palmface"

 

[XIF]

THESE AREN'T EVEN JOKES
THEY'RE JUST TERRIBLE
DO YOU REALIZE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF ME TELLING YOU THAT A JOKE IS BAD?
IT'S LIKE HITLER TELLING YOU TO STOP BEING SO COLD HEARTED
IT'S LIKE FRIEZA TELLING YOU TO FINISH TRANSFORMING ALREADY
IT'S LIKE COLBOL TELLING YOU TO SLOW THE **** DOWN
god****
just
ugh

It's like the midwest getting mad at your counterpick stages
it's like s0ft telling you **** quit camping the right side of the stage
it's like captain falcon telling you t-GOOOUOOO

 

[Hawks go Caw]

; _ ;

I thought it was hilarious okay?!

 

[XIF]

I thought it was hilarious okay?!

*XIF's faith in humanity stat has dropped 500 points.

 

[nevershootme]

What did c:\DARTHVADER said to c:\DARTHVADER\LUKESKYWALKER ?
"I´m your folder"

was this useless joke happened in a class? i mean it sounds like a comp sci class that just went bad...

can't be worse as walking through a computer lab and every computer was named after a pokemon each

 

[ph00tbag]

Why don't you bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?

It might Pikachu.

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

Why don't you bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?

It might Pikachu.

 

[tubes]

LOL I can't. I had to edit her Screen name for her safety. -.-



This is one of the reasons why.


And another!!! well not really a bad joke but I thought I'd share it anyway.


*calls Dave after moving from nyc to ga*

Dave: so ur a south man now huh?
Dave: you better watch out for the KKK ******!!
Me: nah, I'll be fine. It's not like they will come to my house anyway.
Dave: you think so? Don't you know how them ******* find you?
Me: how?
Dave: it's easy man. All they gotta do is search for the houses with the basketball hoops in the driveway! LOL
Me: LOL *palmface"

I did not realize the KKK targeted suburban white kids now...







****!

 

[XIF]

Two atoms walk into the bar.

First goes to the other "hold up! I just lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah i'm positive."

 

[ph00tbag]

Whatever man, I have no obligations;

 

[ZIO]

Dammit, I need to draw my Wesker funny before someone else does it.

Anyway, what I've found -

Hold up, not done.

 

[PolMex23]

Why don't you bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?

It might Pikachu.

Whatever man, I have no obligations;

Dammit, I need to draw my Wesker funny before someone else does it.

Anyway, what I've found -

Hold up, not done.

lol i wish i didnt see this...cuz If I was high i would have died in my seat.

 

[izzy24]

Whatever man, I have no obligations;

ROLF I didnt get them after reading them like 4 times!!!

 

[GA Peach]

*XIF's faith in humanity stat has dropped 500 points.

...you had points in that attribute? mine is naturally 0 at all times.

 

[nevershootme]

-500 in faith in humanity. That's like an asteroid is ready to blow the world up with 0% chance of pulling an Armageddon moment (Cue Aerosmith's "I don't want to miss a thing").

by then Morgan Freeman would cue up aliens to warp his *** out of there

in fact, it's pretty much a black hole

 

[everlasting yayuhzz]

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

LAWLZ @ the pokemangz pics
I'm not going to raichu a love song LOL
This thread should be the official lame *** jokes thread

 

[ama(m/t)]

actually the computers in the computer lab at my school are named
luigi, zelda, star fox, "captainn falcon", link, and mudkips

 

[Metroid_01]

give me the indentity of LiseGeese so that the appropriate face stomping may be delivered to the correct recipient.

What? I personally plan on using that joke in the near future. :D

 

[hungrybox]

you can tune a guitar

but you can't tunafish

..................................................

What did M2K say to the planking russian metaknight?

QUIT STALIN!


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

*sobs*

 

[yummynbeefy]

This happened in like 11th grade in my Advanced Math/Trig class:

Teacher: "Can anybody name some of the early computer languages?"
Some nerd: "FORTRAN!"
Some other nerd: "Uhh Cobaltt?"
Teacher: "Good job. Anybody else?"
Me: "MS-UNO"
Teacher: ". . . What?"
Me: "You know, MS-UNO. Predecessor to MS-DOS."
Class: ". . . . . . . ."

wowwww lolll!

you can tune a guitar

but you can't tunafish

..................................................

What did M2K say to the planking russian metaknight?

QUIT STALIN!


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

*sobs*

wuttttt?

 

[hungrybox]

wowwww lolll!



wuttttt?

wow learn ur world history

 

[XIF]

wow learn ur world history

As some one who completely understands the joke, I have this to say:










wuttttt?

 

[Pritch]

As some one who completely understands the joke, I have this to say:










wuttttt?

QFT

10charactersoftruth

 

[Handorin]

as Some One Who Completely Understands The Joke, I Have This To Say:










Wuttttt?

Qft .

 

[Will_]

What is Captain Falcon's favorite drink?

Falcon Punch!

 

[Purple]

what did one white man say to the other white man?

****ing n1ggers.


when you can make sense of that joke. You're officially racist.

 

[Handorin]

what did one white man say to the other white man?

****ing n1ggers.


when you can make sense of that joke. You're officially racist.

I got the answer before I looked at it.

What else do you expect from the most racist person in the atl south?

 

[Mike G]

well.... ur not that bad Han.



atleast not as bad as........ snex O.o

 

[Handorin]

well.... ur not that bad Han.



atleast not as bad as........ snex O.o

Shhh, I got some sort of reputation to live up to.

 

[hungrybox]

what did one **** say to the other

 

[NES n00b]

what did one **** say to the other

Probably whatever you will say next. <3