I'm really angry about hearing this joke, so now it's the official bad jokes topic.

[ihavespaceblondes]

...wasn't that joke at the end of some Donkey Kong or other Nintendo game?

 

[Rx-]

Exarch's Fox.

 

[Vts]

your life...

 

[exarch]

Exarch's anything.

Fixed .

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Southern Smash

 

[Laijin]

The state of Georgia.

 

[yummynbeefy]

my melee tech skill

 

[hungrybox]

snuggies...

 

[FlatSoda]

funny jokes.

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

 

[ph00tbag]

A string walks into a bar, and sits down to have a drink. The barkeep looks over and says "HEY! We don't allow strings in this bar!" and throws the string out of the bar.

The string then rolls around in the dirt and mud, getting all tangled and ragged.

The string walks back into the same bar, and the barkeep looks up again. He says, "Hey! What are you doing in here again? Aren't you that string?"

The string looks back and says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

The first person to tell me that joke was my grandfather.

 

[hungrybox]

two irish men walk out of a bar

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

Okay, so there's a Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette all set up to be executed by a firing squad. The Brunette goes up first.

The Guards point at her, and go: "Ready...Aim..." and she yells, "HURRICANE!" And they all duck, and she runs.

The Redhead goes next. They point the guns, and say, "Ready...Aim..." and she yells, "Tornado!" and they duck, and she runs.

The blonde oges up. They point at her, and go, "Ready...Aim..." She says, "FIRE!"

I lol'd. My Grandpa told me that one.

What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?

Hell if I know.

*waits for being shot*

 

[XIF]

Two olives are sitting on a couch.

One falls off.

"Are you alright?"

"ahl -live"

 

[FlatSoda]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/qwertyman/sig.jpg

*snip*

HELL YEAH.

caps.