If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

[Mota]

People have those moments where they need an outlet for that pent up fury and aggression, where a good ol' fashion punch seems appropriate for the situation.

If you had access to a combat simulator, so realistic you could feel the pain, and the opponent was identical in their simulated construction to real life. Plus you can stop the simulation at anytime which immediately stops any feelings of pain and perceived injuries.

Tyler Durden: If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

Is there anyone you'd like to have a tussle with?
Gandhi? Abe Lincoln?

Absolutely everyone, historical, someone you may know, mythological, fantasy, alive or dead is fair game here.

I'd like to try my hand against the greats and legends. Maybe Achilles, I don't expect to 'win' lol more to witness his skill and how I do haha. Also a few friends, to see if it came down to a scuffle , how'd they react and defend themselves.

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I'm not advocating fighting and violence however. Just curious in Smashboards answers =) all in good fantasy fun

 

[Staz]

Mike Tyson.

 

[Pikaville]

John Rambo or Tony Jaa.

They would ruin you.

 

[Ecks]

A bear.

Nah, everyone at FOX.

 

[Pikaville]

God damn FOX news.

It's such BS.

 

[Deleted member]

I'd enjoy a fight with Will Smith. Just to see if he's really as hardcore as the movies portray him to be.

 

[Mic_128]

Fashion Punch?

 

[Kanelol]

you


/10youknowwhoyouare

 

[quote]

I've got a list

Tyler Durden
Captain Falcon
Fox
Ryu
Dhalsim
Spike Spiegel
Batman
Deadpool
Rorschach
Homer Simpson
Charlie Sheen
Fino
any irl troll
Shaq
My little brother
people from jersey shore
Mozart
anyone that's a good sport.

 

[Battlecow]

Jeez, you guys are lying through your teeth. Getting the piss beaten out of you is no fun at all; none of you would really choose Mikey T or Shaq.

I'd fight Shia Lebouef. He's relatively small, and not that tough, so I think I can take him, and winning fights is fun. Plus, the smarmy little ******* deserves it and it'd be incredibly satisfying.

Him or Leo DiCaprio.

 

[quote]

Jeez, you guys are lying through your teeth. Getting the piss beaten out of you is no fun at all; none of you would really choose Mikey T or Shaq.

I'd fight Shia Lebouef. He's relatively small, and not that tough, so I think I can take him, and winning fights is fun. Plus, the smarmy little ******* deserves it and it'd be incredibly satisfying.

Him or Leo DiCaprio.

But you can rage quit at any time.

Also, is Shaq really S-tier. I'd think a number of people on my list beat him out. From what I know about him(not much) I haven't heard anything about him having skill/practice fighting.

 

[Palpi]

No one...or Jesus.

 

[Arle Nadja]

...Yoshi.

Totally worth risking winding up in a stomach to tame and ride my very own mini-dinosaur.

 

[3mmanu3lrc]

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I've got a list

Tyler Durden
Captain Falcon
Fox
Ryu
Dhalsim
Spike Spiegel
Batman
Deadpool
Rorschach
Homer Simpson
Charlie Sheen
Fino
any irl troll
Shaq
My little brother
people from jersey shore
Mozart
anyone that's a good sport.

You'd be exhausted if they come one after the other...

Probably Angelina Jolie, as in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

 

[Kuraudo]

Son Goku. In the hopes that he would train me afterwards.

 

[Lore]

A bear.

Hey, iwrestledabearonce! It was a real Danger in the Manger situation for a while; I Was Cold and There Were Wolves After Me, and I was scared that it was gonna be another Eli Cash VS The Godless Savages kind of result, if you know what I mean. Eventually I bit off one of his ears, and it Tasted Like Kevin Bacon... And victory.

In answer to the Op's question, I would fight the Pope.

 

[Staz]

Son Goku. In the hopes that he would train me afterwards.

lol goku is way too broken.

but he'd probably train you because he has the BIGGEST HEART EVER

 

[Peachiihime]

Chuck Norris.

I cant believe no one else thought of that

 

[soju]

Chuck Norris.

I cant believe no one else thought of that

because no one else is suicidal :3

 

[Ecks]

@Werekill. Did you win?

And I'd definitely fight Charlie Sheen, and I'd win too. And I'd shout "DUH,WINNING!" every time I hit him. :D

 

[soju]

@Werekill. Did you win?

And I'd definitely fight Charlie Sheen, and I'd win too. And I'd shout "DUH,WINNING!" every time I hit him. :D

but you lack the tiger blood that charlie sheen has :O and even if you win, he will still bi win over you

 

[Brightside6382]

Helen Keller

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Helen Keller

Seems a bit one-sided there.

 

[RATED]

Helen Keller

Lmao too good

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I would fight the pope, then post a picture in facebook about me punching him

 

[frotaz37]

I want to punch Angelina Jolie in the mouth and make her lips explode.

Also **** Cheney.

LOL AT CENSOR.

 

[Lore]

Helen Keller

She'll never see it coming.

 

[brawlpro]

Justin Bieber

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Jessi Slaughter.

 

[D13]

The man who stole my woman.

 

[Raider 88]

Spoiler

Bill O'Reilly

 

[Napos]

The man who stole my woman.

Lol nice.


Prince.

 

[Dru2]

I want to punch Angelina Jolie in the mouth and make her lips explode.

Lmao

i would probably fight Dormammu, because i HATE fighting him on MvC3. or Gilda, from MLP:FiM

 

[Zatchiel]

I'd like to arm wrestle Sheeva or Doctor Octopus.

 

[Mercurium]

Master Chief.
For his helmet.

 

[SSBMLahti]

I'd fight myself...that'd be so sick.

 

[Napos]

I would fight Captain Falcon, just to feel the pain of a Falcon Punch

 

[Alien Vision]

I would fight myself in the mirror. When I break the mirror - I wouldn't be able to tell who won. Therefore we both won.

 

[Evil Eye]

Greg Gutfeld, Snooki, Tucker Carlson, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, that woman that was the showrunner for "The Killing" and hopefully won't be next season, and the guy that made the decision to cancel Rubicon.

Also there's this guy at work that's just literally the worst.

 

[Boofy!]

 

[Superspright]

John Wilkes Booth. I'd stomp the **** out of him. Oh, and Christopher Columbus, Cortez, vespucci, and virtually every single white face to every gaze across the vastness that makes up the continental USA. I'd fight all of them. Hunting my people down with dogs to be torn to shreds, their babies drowned in their mothers tears to deny them the suffering of slavery. I'd fight the whole lot of em. **** the mayflower.