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[Denzi]

Banned for surrendering your army to the rule of the Tacos.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Banned because I am still standing (unless they're soft shelled...)

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Shine it in her eyes, she's obviously on a controlled substance.

Why are drugs called controlled substances?

 

[1337marth]

Well that is what police say when they have it under control, but they just use it, and happen to lose evidence.

What should I do because my toast is to warm?

 

[M15t3R E]

Soak it in cold water.

I smell like sh*t but I don't feel like showering. What do I do?

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Jump in the ocean.

I have fallen, and i can't get up. What do i do?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because the power of the Dark Side really spawns from the awesomeness of Tacos.

 

[M15t3R E]

Banned by order of the Jedi Council.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Call Life-Alert

Why does ESAM have life alert?

 

[Charizard92]

Just make it more balanced, and try to limit or prevent something like what the Peaches did (considering that they destroyed both our favorite characters without remorse, we should really be on the same page here).

 

[Zook]

Banned.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

 

[1337marth]

Cause they can

Why are we not aliens?

 

[Rockin]

Just make it more balanced, and try to limit or prevent something like what the Peaches did (considering that they destroyed both our favorite characters without remorse, we should really be on the same page here).

Uh huh. same page eh?

Link - 61
Peach - 117 REVENGE!
Sonic - 129
Zelda - 100 REVENGE!

Peach - 96
Sonic - 105 (upsmash)
Zelda - 86 <~~~ attacked

Peach - 92
Sonic - 96
Zelda - 76 <~attacked
Revenge!

Note, check edit for time

uh huh. right. same page. got it.

and I dunno what the Peach's did wrong. They made a midstake or two with the FS. they worked as a team and attacked/healed as a team. what did they do wrong? I can't make it anymore balance then it seems.

what do you want me to do? talk to me and I'll try my best to do it.

 

[Puddin]

The humans got to us first

@SundanceKid: Of course they move to a network I'm not subscribed to, why go to some channel I can view? Might as well have moved to NBC =\

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

42.
The button broke on my life alert. What do i do?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Yell at Dr. C. Everett Koopa.

Why was a Koopa the Surgeon General?

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Because the inside of a turtle shell has all the knowledge of everything.

My brother chases me around in a Guy Fawkes mask and it is creepy, what do i do?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Tuus banris quod Latinum dico.

 

[Charizard92]

Oh yeah... Right. Well, both of us Were on the same page as Peach before utterly terminated (the attack Zelda bit, well, sorry, but what do you do when you are up against a monster:
A: confront head to head: I found this futile in the last Hurt Vs heal. I tried, got ganged up on, and signed a truce to stop that. IT doesn't work. All I want you to do is to make sure that if any one Character becomes a monstrous force (ex. Peach), then they don't get powerful enough to annihilate everyone with little trouble OR remorse. We both were on that end of the stick, that is what we have in common)
B: get rid of everyone else so your place get's higher: and that's exactly why I attacked Zelda (and Shiek). Look, with the Face the monster option completely gone, the only other option I had was to attack everyone else. Zelda is on that list in the 2.0 Version, and you were only willing to allow for top 10 immunity in this version. Look, If you are willing, I am willing to instantly sign an alliance with Zelda and Shiek if that will make you happy and will help heal the wounds, but it will hold on stronger if another Character doesn't morph into an epic Beast (Spore reference) that is unbeatable. The fact that there was an avid Backlash against her when she attacked Lucario in the last version was partially luck)

Rockin, I am willing to sign an alliance. If reluctant, Here's 4000 Sporebucks and I'm willing to propose a trade route (If you play spore, you can easily tell my preferred method of playing through the Civilization phase)

 

[Puddin]

Kill the lulz.

How do I use forced meme?

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

By accidentally a whole coke bottle.

If i jump into a pit of lava, will i be clean?

 

[Deleted member]

To the bone. Literally.

Are custom avis working?

 

[Burrbomb]

I don't think so.....

Should I get my own custom Avi?

 

[Burrbomb]

Banned for not speaking taco, it's the only language i ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because I should be here more often.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for not hailing the Hypnotoad.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Only if you hate yourself.

Did that make any sense?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

KARPTROOPA IS DOUBLE BANNED FOR NOT OBEYING THE HYPNO TOAD.

Spoiler

a

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Jiggz is banned for not banning the previous person.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Yes.

Why is my custom avi working?

 

[Karptroopa]

Boezy is banned for not following Jiggs's methods.

 

[Burrbomb]

Banned, for I just ate a bowl of TOASTUHS!

 

[M15t3R E]

Banned for eating TOASTUHS instead of waffles. Mmmmmmmm waffles!

 

[Burrbomb]

Banned for eating cheap normal waffles instead of BELGEN WAFFLES!!!!!!!

 

[Wavekirby]

banned 4 spelling errs.

Spoiler

fyi it's belgian waffles.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You uploaded it before the MLG thing. Avis uploaded after that are devoured.

@Puddin: There's some episodes on Youtube...it's awesome.

Hey...are you FORREST WHITAKER?!

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

No.

Are YOU Forrest Whitaker?

 

[TheSundanceKid]

No...

You're joking, Forrest! I love ALL your movies! Can I be in a movie with you?

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

No.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Sorry ESAM. I was at the doctor's office where Forrest Whitaker told me I have a disease where I think everyone is Forrest Whitaker...

Who is better: The Beatles or Three Days Grace?