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Stak

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129: A system update released three days before the game comes out is found to crash the game at the title screen, and it only affects Brawl and a few shovelware titles

A system update to fix the problem doesn't come until a week after release
 
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135: You start to open the box, and Chuck Norris jumps through your window, you sit in amazement and start to say "OMG! I'ts Chuck Nor /Crack!/" he round house kicks you and crushes your skull in. He then steals your copy of brawl, has sex with every girl you know (at the same time), kills your dog (just by looking at it), and pees on your Wii making it explode into a rainbow of colors but then the colors turn out to be deadly gas and they kill everyone on the eastern US. Chuck Norris then sits down to play a game of Hello kitty roller rescue. Oh yeah.
 
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Colenstien said:
135: You start to open the box, and Chuck Norris jumps through your window, you sit in amazement and start to say "OMG! I'ts Chuck Nor /Crack!/" he round house kicks you and crushes your skull in. He then steals your copy of brawl, has sex with every girl you know (at the same time), kills your dog (just by looking at it), and pees on your Wii making it explode into a rainbow of colors but then the colors turn out to be deadly gas and they kill everyone on the eastern US. Chuck Norris then sits down to play a game of Hello kitty roller rescue. Oh yeah.
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LOL! Win!

136: You pick up the game at the store, walk out and a Manticore eats you
137: You put the disc inside your wii and hit + (Start) and a Manticore eats you
138: You put the disc in and realize... it's just a demo ::cough::Metroid Prime Hunters::cough::
 
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ShortFuse said:
LOL! Win!

136: You pick up the game at the store, walk out and a Manticore eats you
137: You put the disc inside your wii and hit + (Start) and a Manticore eats you
138: You put the disc in and realize... it's just a demo ::cough::Metroid Prime Hunters::cough::
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138 again: You put the disc in and realize... it's just a demo, and then a Manticore eats you.
 
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140. You go to FYE (because a preorder was your birthday present and the person who preordered it for you knows so little about video games they actually preordered it for you there) and you get there to find that in order to get Brawl, you must buy the strategy guide, 2 other games and a used DVD.

141. Sakurai announces that SSB 4 will come out in December.
 
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145: you get to the store and right when you grab a copy the clerk pulls out an arm cannon and rapidly shoots you while yelling "IMA CHARGIN MA LAZORS!"
 
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143: the game gets delayed till fub. 14th (aka Valentine's day) everyone falls in love with there brawl disk, and kisses it, and the saliva ruins it. so no one has a working brawl copy.

My copy my best friends ordered off the internet for my birthday, so mine doesn't come till 2days after launch, so I wouldn't have this problem.
 
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bob-e said:
#90

In attempt to make the game more accessible, Sakurai has simplified the game and removed every technique that required more than three seconds to understand. In fact, the final game is so simple that none of the four different controllers are needed. Each copy of Brawl now ships with a controller composed of only one giant "win" button. The first player to press this button after the match begins is the winner; however, since we all know that random = fun there is a 33% chance the the first person to press the button will actually lose.
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XD. i get it, probable event.
 
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146. You get robbed on your way back to the car after picking up Brawl.

I wish they taught me to count before I graduated....
 
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142: Someone makes a Chuck Norris joke in this thread >_>
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147: The only actual character is Chuck Norris, but in different costumes. All attacks are the roundhouse kick, and its a one hit KO. However, Chuck Norris is immortal, so he can't die. So thus, all characters would go on forever, attempting to ko each other, although they are immortal. and then, after turning on the game, Chuck Norris walks in the room, and round house kicks you. You die instantly.
 
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148: A hobo eats your eyeballs.

149: You are paralyzed from the neck down in a horrible accident and are forced to only watch brawl for the rest of your life.
 
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151:
Hilary Clinton finds the game to be to violent, and changes it to "Super love brothers". Jack Thompson then deems that to be encouraging homosexuality to Christian children, and gets the game cancelled.

152:
You put the Brawl disc in the wii, and you get a message:
“Super Smash brothers was never real. This is a revamped version of ET: the extra terrestrial. Enjoy!”
-Sincerely yours, Sakurai

PS: LOL you suck.
 
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45: Turns out theres a small percentage (.0001) of discs out there that, due to manufacturing error, appear normal but actually have a copy of barbies horse adventures on them, and also causes a wii to break, and due to nintendo needing to cover it up, they never fix it. The story breaks however, and nintendo is forced to shut down for negleigence. However, because of the massive sales from brawl and other stuff, they have become the biggest company in japan. Their shut down causes a ripple effect that shuts down japans economy. This causes the worlds banking system to collapse, and results in a new great deppression. Due to the massive poverty, world war 3 somehow breaks out, and all the oil reserves in the middle east are burnt up. This forces everyone to go go nuclear. The massive proliferation of nuclear tech eventually reselts in terrorists getting their hands on them, and creating a "jericho" scenario, blowing up all major US cities. In a mad and confused attampt to retailate, nuclear missiles are launched, and one of them explodes in the outer atmosphere above the center of the US, causing a continent wide EMP blast that wipes out all electronics, including wiis. However, all this while, you worked your *** off the get a wii, and kept it a chamber thats EMP resistant. You are now the envy of every gamer in the world.

EDIT: This is how I think at 3:30
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That is why I don't mind living in Canada.
No ones mentions us dying a horrible death, it's always the Americans.

"Holy sh**, take this one for us, wouldya eh?"


0157. BILL COSBY?! HE'S STILL ALIVE?
 
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158: You get to the Character Selection screen only to find out that all of the fourty boxes are filled with the image of the Sandbag.
 
Toesrus

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160. it gets a rating of IP, which stands for INSANE PWNAGE.
your mom thinks it stands for INTENSE PORN.
 
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162: New technology in Wiimote lets you feel what your character is feeling. Shocked by pikachu? Then SO ARE YOU! Slashed by Ike... SO ARE YOU! Run over by a Hedgehog moving at the speed of sound? THAT'S YOU!
 
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A Meteor struck the place were all copies of Brawl are being shipped out, and another one destroying where Sakurai developed it. All that work for naught...
 
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Since the last was 163..

164. Brawl is announced as Sonic's last appearance in a video game ever. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!
165. People find out that Sonic is only unlockable by playing 1,000,000 brawl matches in 24 Hours.
 
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