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[smash~bomber]

no! teh horse!

ill give you a screw atack for 50 bucks! or that horse...
*picks up bob-omb?* you dropped this *hands it over* thanks for the horse *asplodes in tak's hand* ur dead lol, out of teh game. i have unlimited 1-up coz i have action replay lol D:

 

[smash~bomber]

because im hungry.

why is the world round?

 

[pikachun00b7]

Because it is a Jigglypuff. ZOMG it's about to rest!

Why is Pichu ****ing broken?

 

[Tera253]

because Pikachu is better.
Why do people overhype Sonic?
~Tera253~

 

[digitalmaster287]

Were they playing the stock market?

 

[buddy9246]

They were playing monopoly!

I think...

 

[Kalmetam]

Were they playing Gold Miner? (the game from aolgames)

 

[Kalmetam]

because they want to.
Why aren't the Butthole Brothers in this game?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because Nintendo doesn't like anything with Butthole and Brothers in the same game or name. Hell, I don't like anything with Butthole and Brothers in the same game or name.

Will Jack Sparrow be in Brawl?

 

[Kalmetam]

His sword will go up Bowser's *** and he'll be flung back to where he came from... in another words.,... no.

When will Brawl come out?

 

[petre]

the day falco learns to fly.

where do the characters kiby swallows come out of?

 

[Kalmetam]

They either come out the attic or the basement.

How will Falco learn to fly?

 

[john g]

heres a riddle:
what is better than god
worser than the devil
the poor have it
the rich need it
and if you eat it you will die

sorry if this was already posted i was gone for awhile and i came back just yesterday.

 

[petre]

well, the previous poster did not post another riddle. . .so try this on

three men sat down to play
they played from night till the break of day
they played for gold and not for fun
with separate scores for everyone
and when they came to square accounts
they all had made quite fair amounts
can you the paradox explain?
if noone lost how could all gain?


ill be taking PMs when you get stumped

some guys playing music on the streets for money!

 

[buddy9246]

heres a riddle:
what is better than god
worser than the devil
the poor have it
the rich need it
and if you eat it you will die

sorry if this was already posted i was gone for awhile and i came back just yesterday.

nothing is better than god

and the answer is cold speghetti?

 

[Wrath`]

the higher power is better than god.

riddel

What is read green and goes 70 mph?

 

[buddy9246]

your post

(ten characters)

 

[Platypus]

A frog in a blender.

What is the name of the next President of the United States of America? (Answer below.)

Spoiler

Barack Obama.

 

[john g]

the answer to my riddle is nothing

 

[Kalmetam]

A frog in a blender.

What is the name of the next President of the United States of America? (Answer below.)

Spoiler

Barack Obama.

Here's my hint: It's not in the spoiler....

 

[mario-man]

the higher power is better than god.

This doesn't make any sense.

 

[Dr_Twist]

by marrying a hawk!

why are the clones stronger!~

 

[soaz]

cuz they are better

where do yoshs swallowed enemies come out?

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

An intricate system of both large and small intestines that coats its prey in a candy shell.

Why couldn't they have at least made zelda's taunt distinguishable from her just standing around?

 

[d_shep04]

b/c she is apologizing for passing gas

why does falco spin on one toe when he taunts?

 

[Pythag]

A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender points a gun at the man. The man thanks him and leaves. Why?

 

[Marth/Falco Pro]

b/c he wants to be a ballerina in space

why does Marth wear a tiara when he's a guy?

 

[smashman90]

Cuz only real men wear tiaras.

Who's idea was it to put Jigglypuff in the SSB series?

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Clearly it was the most brilliant man Nintendo has ever graced it's hallways.

Why is Jigglypuff so cuddly yet lethal?

 

[DragonKnightMatt]

She don't like to be touched.

Out of all the swords, why does Link stick with the Master Sword?

 

[d_shep04]

because Butter Knife didn't sound manly enough for him

what does fox mean when he say's "come on"

 

[commonyoshi]

I think you know. heh heh heh

Why does Mewtwo pretend to suck and place himself in crap tiers when he could pwn?

 

[Amy]

to make me have a life in gaming

Why is ness so cute?

 

[digitalmaster287]

He had hiccups

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

What goes into a toaster?

 

[Sodapop]

Because he was beaten with a 'cute' stick.

Why does Sheik whip everyone that tries to attack her?

 

[Pythag]

bread goes into a toaster.
Two men are coal mine workers.
It is the end of the day, aka quitting time.
They both take the elevator together.
One of the men is extremely dirty. His face is covered in dirt and grim, while the other man has a remarkably clean face, with absolutely no dirt on him anywhere.
When the elevator reaches the top, the man with a clean face goes to the nearest sink to clean up, while the man covered in dirt gets in his car and go home.
Why?

 

[pikachun00b7]

It is quite erotic.

Why is Ness an ***?

 

[teeman92]

who bite off more than he can chew..pretty easy

 

[Zabutur]

because he's crap tier.
why is Dr. Mario 'teh pwner'?