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[Evil E.]

cause Dr. Mario used Male Enhanchment and mario didnt
Y does captain falcon have a gun that he doesnt use??

 

[chibifibi]

Cuz his pet skunk is always holding onto it.

Why is Jiggly Puff's B-air hitbox so huge?

 

[Pythag]

uhh...what?

 

[d_shep04]

b/c she has an invisible clone of herself fighting close range

why does falco have a bad recovery?

 

[manacloud1]

heh

because falco is an agressive fighter, giving him bad recovery balances out his character.

how long is marths sword?

 

[d_shep04]

^ manacloud. love the avatar (my fav. movie) but anyways

almost the size of a butter knife

why cant i fly for fun

 

[Mischief Maker]

Because Young Link set your wings on fire.

If Samus can get a longer grappling hook, why can't Link get a longer hookshot?

 

[Zabutur]

because Samus is modern. Link is not.
Why did they make Link's taunt look queer in Melee?

 

[d_shep04]

b/c they couldn't let jigglypuff be the only *** in the game (no offense to any one here)


why did michael jackson still the moonwalk from capt. falcon

 

[petre]

because he wanted to regain his manliness!!!

why do little boys with baseball bats beat giant turtles and apes???

 

[Evil E.]

because plumbers withfireballs can too..

How *** i think the new zelda looks better than zero suit samus.

 

[RDK]

Because you're probably right.

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[Silhouette]

they dont, love makes fools of us all.

So what is fox?.... some kind of squirrel?

 

[DainBramaged]

More of a duck actually (im serious)

Why do klaptraps not explode out of the barrels after jumping in them?

 

[d_shep04]

b/c there is an protective covering in the barrell with it

what is falco saying when he taunts, when u put the game in japanese?

 

[Grey Fox]

Is smash a cult?

 

[Zabutur]

@d_shep: Falco says: "Fox is blow me on the tier list"
@grey fox: at some times, yes.

 

[SpitFire15]

Q: Why do Link and Zelda have pointy ears and not Ganon?

 

[roy_owns]

Cause they auditioned for Lord of the Rings

If God can do anything can he make a door that he can't open?

 

[mask man]

the clean man is a germaphobe thats why he was so carefull not to get dirty in the first place too.
the dirty man is a dirty perv so he goes home ASAP to **** is wife


a man writes something on a peice of paper and asks a stranger to say a word at randome.
the stranger punches him in the face and the man says hes correct.

 

[Pythag]

wrong.
i don't know the answer to yours though.

 

[mask man]

the man wrote "something" on it.and that something wasnt a word (it was a pic of him swatting a fly).
and the stranger didnt say anything so he was right ^^

lets see...meh cant think of one at the moment

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Yes, but that doesn't mean he can't walk around it.
Which DID come first: the Yoshi or the egg?

 

[SpitFire15]

A: The egg, just because of SMW2.
Q: How is Kirby able to swallow apes and giant koopas without getting indisgestion?

 

[roy_owns]

He takes pepto bismol
Why does Mario start with an M?

 

[SpitFire15]

He takes pepto bismol
Why does Mario start with an M?

A: Because cheese starts with the letter "c"
Q: Why is C. Falcon's suit so tight? Doesn't it ride up his crotch a bit?

 

[roy_owns]

No, he doesn't have one

Why is this my 601 post?

 

[SoxSoxy1]

Cause its better than 600

why doesnt Bowser just eat Mario?

 

[Falco&Victory]

Bowser's digestive track is not as strong as Kirby's

Why can't Falco SHDL?

 

[Blackadder]

Becasue he's constapated.

Why is Zelda an emo/goth girl?

 

[SpitFire15]

A: I thought emos wore all black...
Q: Why is Pichu a ***?

 

[roy_owns]

Cause MJ's his idol
Why isn't there an update tomarrow?

 

[Lord Kirby]

cuz roy does not own

did that have any relation to smash?

 

[THEmSHAKE]

It was related to that movie Rio Bravo and instant death.

Why is ganondorf always so angry?

 

[SpitFire15]

A: Whenever he goes to McDonalds, they always completely screw up his order.

Q: How come Mario and Luigi don't need fireflowers to throw fireballs anymore?

 

[d_shep04]

b/c we are in the year 2000 fire flowers are in the 90's

why cant falco fly in SSBM like jiggly puff or kirby (he is half bird half human for crying out loud and he has wings)

 

[Lord Kirby]

cuz he failed to do so in class, seeing how heavy he is....

Will Kirby be able to do all of the special abilities of whoever he copies?

 

[h2ownage]

No, he will keep the person in his fat, disgusting mouth for the entire game.

Why do the credits not start rolling when you defeat Marth?

 

[Mischief Maker]

Because Kirby inhales the credits.

Why isn't there something that allows you to change teams in-game?

 

[Dark_Ermac]

There is! Mario Paint.

Why did the kirby cross the road?