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[mask man]

to get stabbed by link cuss hes 1337
why dont kirby inhale the credits?

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

ok, well, this might have been done already but I didn't feel like reading 78 pages (I have a life! ) So anyway, There are 6 crows sitting atop a fence. You take out a B-B Gun and shoot one. It dies and falls off. How many crows are still on the fence?

 

[GoldShadow]

If you switch to 40 posts/page, this thread is only 29 pages long! Make the switch!

And to answer your riddle: none, they all fly away!

 

[Suntan Luigi]

he already inhaled them hes full now

Why cant I transform into Giga Bowser?

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Not to add a useless post, but did anyone do the riddle with the two brothers, and 1 always lies and stuff? :-\

Also, you are correct.

 

[mask man]

i dont know if anyone did that one,but i think i heard it.
this ones more like a puzzle:


1
11
21
1211

what comes next?

 

[mask man]

becouse you would end up in area 51.
how much money would nintendo have to sony to but sora in brawl?

 

[PrinceZane]

111221

Reasoning: Read the previous line as what it is, not as a number

1
11 - One 1
21 - Two 1's
etc.


- A man was killed in a room with 53 bicycles, murdered. Why?

 

[PrinceZane]

$57.63 USD - mostly to pay for an English textbook.

Why does everyone say wavedashing is so imporant?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Because they're jealous of L-canceling

What does SSBM stand for? (seriously)

 

[detonator512]

Figure it out

How many marios does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

You are too vague. We don't know if it asks "why was he killed" or "Why did being in the room with 53 bycicles kill him". Tell us something more specific.

 

[PrinceZane]

That's actually enough information to be able to figure out a logical solution.

Granted, there can be several answers, but only 1 can really happen on an everyday basis

 

[Eor]

No, you did it wrong. There can be thousands of answers. He owned a bicycle shop and died in a robbery, a friend murdered him because they where splitting up the bicycles and couldn't decide who'd get the last one, exct.

The answer is that they where Bicycle style playing cards, although you can only possibly get that when you state that "The police looked at the room and immediately knew that someone had killed him for cheating at cards. How did they figure it out?"

 

[PrinceZane]

That's right. It's actually more of a detective puzzle in which the people figuring it out ask questions that can be answered "Yes", "No", or "Irrelevant".

People cheat at cards more often than bike shop owners getting knocked off. haha

 

[roy_owns]

to many

Why was DK confirmed this week?

 

[AAbatterie]

Because it was the week of Friday the 13th.

Why does Master Hand try to beat you up?

 

[Lord Kirby]

cuz mario is bored.
how many pplz knew that all confirmed characters are actually just the completed characters?

 

[Lord Kirby]

solve THESE!!!!!

1. you are at the south pole. you go 30 ft north, 30 ft west, then 30 ft. south. Where are you now???

2. A man sits in a cabin on a side of a mountain. How did he die?!?

3. I am a symbol of life. without me, there would be no existance. as you gather your last minutes, you gasp. What is my name?

 

[digitalmaster287]

For number one, what direction do you go the last time?

 

[cowboyardee]

solve THESE!!!!!

1. you are at the south pole. you go 30 ft north, 30 ft west, then 30 ft. Where are you now???

2. A man sits in a cabin on a side of a mountain. How did he die?!?

3. I am a symbol of life. without me, there would be no existance. as you gather your last minutes, you gasp. What is my name?

1. You're still at the south pole

2. Sitting

3. Lord kirby (or, I dunno, laurence or something maybe)

 

[Lord Kirby]

1. You're still at the south pole

2. Sitting

3. Lord kirby (or, I dunno, laurence or something maybe)

1. u got right.
2. hes been sitting. no
3. not me. my riddle. its not that stipid.

 

[roy_owns]

A non stupid question wrote by a stupid person
Why is Zamus so hot?

 

[Lord Kirby]

cuz roy still does not own.
who wants to make a black hole glitch?

 

[Professor Pro]

i would but i wouldnt because woulding would would myself into a would state of mind which would not be a good thing.
what do mario hands actually look like?

 

[roy_owns]

yo momma
why does roy own

 

[Lord Kirby]

roy still does not own. a lame excuse for "cheapness" does not equal to "ownage"
is Metaknight elite?

 

[roy_owns]

no he's super elite: First Class!
how many of you like red vs. blue?

 

[Lord Kirby]

they got smashed away.
who wants sonic in Brawl? (not me)

 

[roy_owns]

Micheal Jackson
Why am I even posting this?

 

[Lord Kirby]

cuz roy will never own
can scat play smash?

 

[roy_owns]

Yes cause you obviously have
Why is that always your answer

 

[Lord Kirby]

cuz roy does not own.
will scatman's world be a stage?

 

[roy_owns]

No I don't have a 50 on me
why doesn't kirby own?

 

[Pieman0920]

Because puff balls are not legally allowed to own property in this state.

Why am I not confirmed for Brawl?

 

[roy_owns]

Because they already confirmed me!
Why don't I have question?

 

[Pieman0920]

Because no one wants to give you a answer.

If Master Hand and Crazy Hand had some type of abomination spawn from the darkest corners of man's souls, would it like to eat some pizza?

 

[roy_owns]

Sure who dosen't like pizza?
I like pizza?

 

[Pieman0920]

No, you don't. And makes you not human.

Who can eat more pizza slices in 1 minute, Metaknight, or Pit?

 

[roy_owns]

Kirby
Samus or Mario?