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[Darth Wedel]

hurt only flat zone

 

[F8X]

hurt only Poke Floats

 

[Plomid]

im in huh huh i am huh huh huh

 

[Pustulio]

Then you would have come here in August instead of November!

What if I became T.J. from Duece Bigalow? (My actual name is T.J.)

 

[chibifibi]

Then you would greatly resemble Rob Schnieder.

What if John Schnieder is actually John Goodman?

 

[chibifibi]

Tacos.........

 

[Pustulio]

salami...............

 

[Pustulio]

oxyborb as the creator of this game you should be updating the list more often.
by the way:

Heal Ridley
Hurt Tails

 

[Mach Rider]

You know you've played too much SSBM when...

Well, I saw this topic on another forum, and I thought I'd make one here.
You know you've played too much SSBM when...
1. You try to do Luigi's Right+B in real life. : P
2. You stand next to a tree shaped like the Green Greens tree and wonder why it won't blow you across the stage.
3. You attempt to do character taunts in public.(like Kirby's or Link's)
You guys can do the rest.If this is the wrong forum can a moderator move it please.
P.S. I know my selections really suck, but I hope other members have some more good ones!

 

[D.J Cat]

3. You attempt to do character taunts in public.(like Kirby's or Link's

I don't attempt to say "Show me ya Moves!" and the approprtiate action I actually do it.

4. When you knee people in the face.

5. You pull turnips out of the ground regardless of the fact that there not yours and are located in someone else garden.

6. You then toss the turnip at the nearest person. Hard.

7. You make posts on Smashboards about why you play Smash too much

8. You download an anti-smoking ad (http://www.quitnow.info.au/warnings/tvc.htm) just because there is a noise that sounds like Donkey Kongs Foward + B move...

9. You laugh at the ad when you see it

10. You put the ad on a cd and take it to your Smashing friends place and watch it so they can laugh at it to.

 

[Jay0]

you threaten kids at school saying, u will 4 stock their ***'s

when at a funeral u get up to speak and say how this death could have been avoided if the person knew how to wd =(

when getting on the subway u try to edge guard the door so nobody else can get on

when u hear the word "fair" u dont think of fair u think of a forward air attack instead

u still think the earth is flat, and u can be smashed of the edge

u avoid eating mushrooms cus u dont want to be too big or too small

when u practise combos irl on balls (soocer, tennis, golf balls even?)

u went to see final destination 3 cus u thought it was a new level that was gonna be on the next ssb only to find it was a movie

getting less n less funny now so ill stop =D

 

[Devil's Advocate]

When you're angry at someone for beating you in smash so you point your controller at them and try to attack them... sad but it's happened more than once!!

When you get in a fight with someone and wonder why your shield doesn't work

When you try to do another jump in midair

 

[Legomaxx]

This has been done before in forum games...but

When you wake up happy and feel like taking your bed covers, cutting them into a nice rectangle shape, going outside, and going to the neares highway where you see a car coming at you at 60 mph and just when it hits you, you take out your cape and expect to see it flip around cause i huge car pile up.

 

[falco_prodigy]

You use SHL when playing laser tag haha

 

[F8X]

Hurt only poke floats

 

[Bluedragon]

hurt only flat zone

 

[ShadowStryker]

You post on forums about SSBM. lol just kidding.

 

[Yoshi in Style]

Well, I saw this topic on another forum, and I thought I'd make one here.
You know you've played too much SSBM when...
1. You try to do Luigi's Right+B in real life. : P
2. You stand next to a tree shaped like the Green Greens tree and wonder why it won't blow you across the stage.
3. You attempt to do character taunts in public.(like Kirby's or Link's)
You guys can do the rest.If this is the wrong forum can a moderator move it please.
P.S. I know my selections really suck, but I hope other members have some more good ones!

Your selections don't suck at all! I'm +repping you!

 

[Plomid]

i made a similar thread this one on the forum games well what seemed to draw away the attention was the name (1000 resons to stop smashing) but ok ill say me idea

you make a vid like cash battle 2 (wich by the way rocks)

 

[Sol]

when you beat a sore loser it leads to this :smiliegor:

 

[Blind]

You can't watch movies with soldiers in them, because everytime somebody salutes you yell "Show me your moves!"

 

[Hozart]

1. When you and your friends can talk about SSBM for an entire 3-4 hour road-trip back from a tournament.
2. When you create a list of things you must train at in order to improve your skills.
3. When you're looking up and memorizing the frame data regarding your character's moves.
4. When you walk past a couple and wish you had a Nana by your side.
5. When your excuse for not having a girlfriend is "Because I don't have enough time," because all your free time is dedicated to smash.

...Ok, this is getting too personal for me.

 

[Aiser]

when you're playing magic and you think you can avoid the hits by power shielding.

 

[FireKP1]

When you do DK's Up-B off a building.

 

[great_gonz]

When you start referring to everyother game in terms of smash.

The last time I played Halo (which was a good 4 months ago), I made some random comment about dashdancing (strafing) and I just got weird looks.

I try to tech in every game I play

I am completely worthless at Street Fighter anymore.

I've lost any desire to own a 360 or PS3, mainly because the only game I play is Smash, and the Rev is coming.

Refusal of playing any game other than Smash.

At school, a reward for studying is playing Smash, which results in no studying the rest of the night.

 

[FireKP1]

When you write I love SSBM on your underwear and drop your pants down standing up i nthe middle of class.

 

[shoshone]

When you attempt to wavedash in real life.

When you try to l-cancel in Halo 2.

 

[ThatGuy]

-You have the ability to edgetech the air.

-Your Bowser wavedashes faster than the best Luigi in the world across FD.

-You revel in joy when you find a vegetable, and he/she happens to be a stitchface (2 metaphors OMG!)

-You kill Bush with a Turnip

-You know all the member names on SWF

-...and have met each individual one to smash

-...and have killed every single one that beat you...

 

[Xelyst]

-_- when you pass out from playing for too many hours ^-^

 

[Nekurbis86]

-when u see a mushroom in MKdoubledash and expect you to become bigger.

-when you practice l-canceling in your free time using your hands

-when you play out matches against comps in your head when your bored in class

-when u play melee when ur gf is around and try to show off your skill when she dunno what the hell is going on

-when you wake up in the morn and 1st thing you think about is smash

-when you play so much lose/win and you feel like u wanna quit the game but it never happens

-when your in karate class and you hear "keeyap" noises and think someone is smash attacking to omuch making all those sounds

-when you hear someone at school bring up smash and you talk to them even if you dont know them, find out if they know the basics, and say you can kick their *** under any rules and challenge them for $5 at your house if they are cocky

-when your at kaiser getting a pyshical for sports with some Idian lady as your doctor touchin your b***z telling you to turn one way and cough and your thikning about the next video your going to make


dude seriously i was laughing out loud reading the other post and some ppl in my computer class were looking at me LOL

 

[Kragen]

-when you play out matches against comps in your head when your bored in class

*whistles* That isn't me....

 

[Diddy Kong]

When you wind up your arm and think you punch harder while doing that.

When you think you can pull out a turpin in the middle of the street.

If your in a fight you jump and attack and think you can L cancel your fall.

If you go bungee jumping without a rope and hope you arent on your last stock.

You think you survive longer because your heavier than your firends.

Naming your later childs Falco and Peach.

Tell your mom she has to cook Maximum Tomatoes.

 

[Sendra]

You and your friends attempt to wavedash in real life.

You start jumping before doing attacks in other games and actually bother to find reasoning behind it.

You can tell if your having a good/bad smash day by ceartain actions of yours before you actually play smash.

You can't play any other fighting games because after knocking your opponent in the air you go for an SHDFA

 

[Marth101]

-When you try to find out the difference from short hopping and normal jumping in real life
-When you can actually Wavedash
-When you get into a fight and try to mess with ur opponenets mind by jumping forward and then wavelanding backwards.
-You expect to get invinciblilty frames while hanging on a ledge

-When you squat and "charge" up attempting to Firefox

-If you outrun your friend or perform msomthing cool in sports you do your favorite characters taunt( especially hilaryous with Ganondorf)

 

[F8X]

show it to a mirror

 

[Digamma]

hurt only flat zone

 

[Blind]

You refer to seconds as "frames."

You pick up a ball that's rolling on the sidewalk, claiming you "tech chased" it.

You have a box of q-tips devoted to cleaning your controller.

 

[InterimOfZeal]

Oh god... Honor, the cleaning the controller bit... That was too close to home.

I will admit, I practice getting the muscle memory for technicals right, even when I have no controller.

Also, I am totally going to SHL the next time I go lazer tagging.

Btw, Honor, I officially hate you, and can't wait to own you at CCCT. I'm never going to be able to watch another war movie again.

Ever.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

1. When you pluck flowers and wonder why they don't spit fire.
2. You try to jump and fall with an umbrella.
3. Take on a gorilla.
4. Toss turtles.
5. Shoot arrows at people, thinking why they don't disappear.

 

[Lange]

Heal only Tails.