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[w00gle]

You and a friend go up on roof and begin fighting a five life stock match. As soon as you are thrown off of the edge you realize you cannot triple jump, or double jump for that matter.

 

[Rusty Shacklefurd]

-You grab someone by the shirt and wonder why they're punching you.
-You tear his shirt off trying to throw him.
-He knocks you down and you try to tech.
-Fail and try to get-up-attack.
-Fail and try to roll behind him.
-You try to pull turnips out of the ground no matter where you are!
-You can't figure out why people you fight don't stick to a 2Dimentional plane.
-You think that standing still and looking intense is gonna' make your next attack stronger.
-You think fire shoots from your hand and explodes from your hips, electricity comes from foot and knee as well as moving really fast, ice cubes come from hammers, falchions release waves of energy when slammed into the ground, singing makes them sleep, spinning makes you a blender, and sausages are an invaluable weapon.
-You know you play smash bros. waywaywaywayway too much though when you can actually do what I just said.

 

[Bluedragon]

hurt only flat zone

 

[Yoshi in Style]

When you wind up your arm and think you punch harder while doing that.

When you think you can pull out a turpin in the middle of the street.

If your in a fight you jump and attack and think you can L cancel your fall.

If you go bungee jumping without a rope and hope you arent on your last stock.

You think you survive longer because your heavier than your firends.

Naming your later childs Falco and Peach.

Tell your mom she has to cook Maximum Tomatoes.

hahahaha *laughing out loud* lol

 

[Sash]

Heal Only Tails

 

[chibifibi]

If you randomly say phrases that Fox says.(not me )

If someone gets you angry, and they are nearby enough. You drop what you're doing and start charging Ganondorf/Cpt. Falcon's Forward Smash into their stomach. (Not me either !)

If you sneak up to random people and pretend to fall asleep on them while leaning against them (rest)

If you replace badwords by phrases from Smash because someone is around who doesn't want you saying badwords. Ex: What the Falcon Punch?!(not me either x 2!)

 

[Metà]

You're afraid to sleep, because you think your bed will explode.

You're about to get hit by a car and you try to crouch cancel.

You cosplay as your favourite character all the time...even when they're the opposite sex.

You punch someone many times and wonder why they aren't moving.

You try to use the Gentlemen in real life and still find it difficult.

You think you can climb buildings (IRL) by bomb-teching.

I'll post more later.

 

[Mach Rider]

I got some more!
When you get in a fight and say "Wait, I have to select my items first."

When you run up to someone and start slapping the ground for no reason(DK's down+B)

When your at a Baseball game and get a homerun you yell "Did I win an unlockable stage?" in front of the whole crowd.

When you join Smash Boards.com(just kidding)

When you eat a poisonous mushroom and wonder why you won't grow to super-size.

I know your ideas are a lot funnier than mine, but I'll keep thinking. Thanks for posting!

 

[F8X]

Hurt only poke floats

 

[James Sparrow]

hurt only R.C.

 

[Duke]

A CERTAIN SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLEAR THERE INBOX. Day two has not started do not post.

 

[F8X]

heal corneria
hurt poke floats

 

[Digamma]

Hurt only flat zone.

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Current standings:

Fountain of Dreams (36)
Kongo Jungle 64 (29)
Dream Land 64 (25)
Flate Zone (24)
Pokemon Stadium (21)
Princess Peach's Castle (20)
Kongo Jungle (20)
Great Bay (20)
Yoshi's Story (20)
Yoshi's Island (20)
Green Greens (20)
Mushroom Kingdom (20)
Brinstar Depths (20)
Battlefield (19)
Corneria (19)
Rainbow Cruise (18)
Mushroom Kingdom II (18)
Jungle Japes (18)
Yoshi's Island 64 (17)
Brinstar (17)
Big Blue (17)
Fourside (17)
Onett (13)

-----RIP-----
Poke Floats - 24th
Hyrule Temple - 25th
Mute City - 26th
Venom - 27th
Icicle Mountain - 28th
Final Destination - 29th

 

[tehh 1337 gAn0nBan3]

[/URL][/IMG] find me a picture of a ninja killing a pirate

 

[Rebel Steel]

-When your playing another game and you try to do a midair dodge. (Actually happens to me a lot.)
-When you refuse to get up and go pee because your too into smash.
-When you heard of the Final Destination movies, you began to think of the stage on SSBM.
-In your mind you begin to make up a Smash style game featuring you, your friends and family as characters and making stages such as your backyard and stuff like that.
-You you try to perform a quick smash attack in real life and get tired from doing it.
-When your girlfriend tells you to show me your moves, you think of Capt. Falcons taunt.

Im lame, im done.

 

[Blastdude]

hurt only Brinstar.

 

[Digamma]

hurt only flat zone.

 

[Rici]

Heal only Fountain of Dreams

 

[TheFrasmus]

Hurt only Flat zone

 

[Rici]

lol! Luckily he didn't die in M³(Mario Mini Mafia) first night, we need him very much.

Official Vote : Drab Emordnilap for wanting Frozenflame dead, THAT SOUNDS MAFIAISH TO ME. Oh noes I edited, now I'm mafiaish.

 

[Eor]

Mafia targets don't matter too much anymore. I don't have any ability,and so if they target me then good for them.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Official Vote: Riciardos, for editing.

 

[Jarc]

Since I had time to waste and saw that this hadn't been updated in a while, I decided to update it myself :

(34) Bobbery
(33) Ridley
(29) Skull Kid
(26) StarWolf
(23) Little Mac
(23) Diddy
(22) Magus
(21) Metaknight
(20) Hector
(20) Eliwood
(20) Bomberman
(20) Deoxys
(20) Pit
(20) Paula
(20) Black Shadow
(19) Poo
(18) Birdo
(18) Charizard
(18) Mew
(17) Balloon Fighter
(16) Dark Samus
(16) Waluigi
(16) Olimar
(16) Starfy
(15) Pac Man
(14) Daisy
(12) KingDedede


RIP:
------------
#28: Tails
#29: Issac
#30: Toad
#31: Blaziken
#32: Sonic
#33: Ganon
#34: King K. Rool
#35: Megaman
#36: Wario
#37: Krystal
#38: Slippy

Since you guys didn't know some people were dead/alive etc. Whenever you said ' Hurt "x", Heal "y" ' and "y" was dead, I concidered it as Heal Only "x". ANyways, this game is pretty fun so this updated list is a reason for you guys to keep playing .

 

[Rici]

Official Vote: Riciardos, for editing.

*ignoring DawnRoyFire's post*

YOU DIDN"T UNVOTE YET, THIS MUST BE A MAFIA ROLE!!! Hax0rzz!

 

[Rici]

Really duke, there is no reason to find Duffman suspicious. I thought exactly the same as he did but after reading your post I changed my mind. I'm almost sure Duffman will also.
If you want me to vote for Bahamut I will.
Unvote: Ligolski
Official Vote: Bahamut

Although ligolski, if there are no mafia left anymore, you are the first one I think off for being Indepently Alligned.

 

[Pustulio]

Heal Ridley
Hurt WaLuigi

Thanks for updating the list Jarc. (Although I think oxyborb should be the one updating[being the creator of the thread])

 

[F8X]

heal coneria
hurt Pokemon Stadium

 

[Rici]

If you're going to lynch me, then fine, but remember how much I helped in the LAST game, and how much good it DIDN'T do to lynch me there.

Well, this isn't last game, is it?

 

[Lange]

Hurt only Ridley

 

[Pustulio]

You fiend!

 

[pezaddict]

heal bobbery

 

[Pustulio]

heal only Ridley

 

[Pustulio]

Then my real name would be Pustulio

What if I was in China right now?

 

[Bluedragon]

hurt only flat zone

 

[Rici]

Then China would be in great chaos...

What if the "what if" game didn't excist?

 

[Darth Wedel]

heal great bay
hurt fountain of dreams

 

[Darth Wedel]

heal only mew!!!

that would be sooo cool!!!

 

[ShadowStryker]

Hurt only Pac Man

 

[Pustulio]

heal Ridley
hurt pac-man

 

[Jarc]

Heal only Star Wolf


(36) Bobbery
(33) Ridley
(29) Skull Kid
(28) StarWolf
(23) Little Mac
(23) Diddy
(22) Magus
(21) Metaknight
(20) Hector
(20) Eliwood
(20) Bomberman
(20) Deoxys
(20) Pit
(20) Paula
(20) Black Shadow
(20) Mew
(19) Poo
(18) Birdo
(18) Charizard
(17) Balloon Fighter
(16) Dark Samus
(16) Olimar
(16) Starfy
(14) Waluigi
(14) Daisy
(12) KingDedede
(12) Pac Man


RIP:
------------
#28: Tails
#29: Issac
#30: Toad
#31: Blaziken
#32: Sonic
#33: Ganon
#34: King K. Rool
#35: Megaman
#36: Wario
#37: Krystal
#38: Slippy

Pustulio, don't post twice the same day >;P