If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Bite an apple, spit the apple bites into the face, the Carlito way!

 

[---]

Quick flush any other evidence I have before the police arrive.

 

[Kantrip]

Throw him and be somewhere else by the time he comes back.

 

[Mr Postman]

Kick it! then kick it!

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Devour them, they look rather meaty.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Shut the lid so he can't get out.

 

[Jasou]

Nothing because he doesn't look harmful.

 

[smashfan666]

trick him into chasing a bone stuffed with explosives...

INTO A PIT OF SAW BLADES...

 

[Kantrip]

A firehose.

 

[Loxo]

Stuff him into a barrel.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Show him a ghost.

 

[smashfan666]

put out it's hair and stab it with a sword until it's a year's worth of pureed meats.

(just for strategy's sake, evil leo's wings actually function, and the dark energy bolt on his hand can emancipate its target in around the instant of contact, leaving a few seconds of overwhelming pain before vaporization)

 

[Link2thelost90]

Throw a bucket of water on him.

 

[Mr Postman]

Fart on it twice!


Fart combos

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Show them a clock and tell them that it's actually time for bed.

 

[---]

Ignor or report to mods.

 

[Deleted member]

Use Thunder on him. :3

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Master Ball

 

[---]

Shove him back up Dedede's sleeve.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Looooooool^

Computer virus.

 

[Mr Postman]

Big Hammer... a reeeeally big hammer.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Stretch out Finn's hat to make it so that both of them stuck in it.

Nothing because he doesn't look harmful.

Really? Look at the face ...

 

[Jasou]

Clean the toliet.
@quote: lol, don't take me too seriously on the forum games. I kinda fool around with my answer sometimes.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Put a cone on his head.

 

[---]

Trick him into saying his name backwards and send him back to the dimension from whence he came.

 

[Mr Postman]

use his screen name as a weapon.

P.S. I am pretty good with a bo staff

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Use the bo staff... on your face.

 

[mars16]

Feed it a Karrot

 

[---]

I'd get a fire extinguisher.

 

[smashfan666]

use this..

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

"You have a third cat sire, meet ... Burger and Fries!"

 

[DtJ S2n]

I believe your avatar is already defeating itself. Unless I must fight the toliet, in which case I don't think I can bring myself to destroy it.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Have a Jigglypuff use sing. Then have Jigglypuff draw all over its face while I retreat into the Zubat Cave the secret hideout to the not-so famous Zubat Man.

 

[Jasou]

Gangster punch at 60% for a star ko

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Leash it into a pole.

 

[---]

Toilet bowl cleaner.

 

[smashfan666]

again, hope he is downed by one of the more difficult bosses from his games. (eg. lumine before the vague "time limit" is up)

 

[Link2thelost90]

Retreat while its distracted by its current prey.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Use it for taxidermy.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Talk to Sonic saying the following:
Sonic: Any bathrooms close by?
Link2thelost90: *points to the bathroom Roshi is in* Oh theres one over there.
Sonic: Gotta go fast! *runs in the general direction of the bathroom*