If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[Mr Postman]

seismic toss

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Cook them into steaks, they look like one.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Start a forest fire where it lives.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Master ball

 

[smashfan666]

avoid it as i pass by.

 

[Scinn]

Go SEPHIROTH! on him and cut him to pieces with a katana.

 

[Kantrip]

Magnets. They probably mess up that weird red aura thing.

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

get DK or diddy to help me out. (i would tell them u stole their bananas

 

[Link2thelost90]

Ride on a wrecking ball through it.

 

[Mr Postman]

Master ball

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

Ride on a wrecking ball through it.

oddly enough this wouldn't work, its a near indestructible time machine.

also on topic: idk i feel like if i told him I was a human he would let me live. also i am bigger and older then him maybe i could beat him up, edit: I would ask the guy who voices bender, wakka, finn to use his voice to tell them no to kill me

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Tell a hobo he can take a s*** in there...

 

[smashfan666]

destroy the field spell keeping him in play

 

[mars16]

Call God to keep giving him more reasons to ask him why

 

[Zzuxon]

Touch him two or three while slowly shuffling sideways.

 

[smashfan666]

call shaquile o'neal to open up a can of shaq-fu.

 

[Jasou]

Turn it into glue.

 

[C.J.]

Hide and yell "Boo" when it comes close since it's already having a near breakdown it appears.

 

[MysteryRevengerson]

I don't have a mecha big enough myself, so I guess I'm done for.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Have Espeon use Psychic.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Sing a song very badly, much to her passion for singing.

 

[Jasou]

Use a bear trap

 

[smashfan666]

tempt it with a bone, which i will then proceed to throw far into the distance as it chases after it.

 

[Anthon1996]

Pour water on it to short circuit its "tail".

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Squirt glue at Twilight Sparkle and throw a Goomba at Mario.

 

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Sick Zangief on him.

 

[Anthon1996]

Throw away her hair dye.

 

[Kantrip]

A cockatrice can turn them into stone.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Get Donkey Kong.

 

[Jasou]

Give him a haircut.

 

[Anthon1996]

Put him to sleep.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Team up with whatever their attacking right now.

 

[smashfan666]

3 premier balls.

 

[IceCreamLink]

distract him with shiny rock..?XD

 

[Anthon1996]

Throw a Cuckoo (or Scootaloo) at him.

 

[IceCreamLink]

Tell Mario that princess Peach is in trouble and tell Twillight Sparkle that Princess Celestia needs her....

 

[smashfan666]

tell young link who replaced him in brawl...

 

[IceCreamLink]

(oh no you didn just say that!XD...)
tell him that there no point of killing?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Have my Bidoof named Ganondoof kidnap Zelda and take over Hyrule as a distraction.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Connect it with a plug = Electric shock, bingo irony!