If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[M!nt]

Would tell Ranger Smith on him.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Startle it in the middle of its act, then make it clean up the plates. >:D

 

[smashfan666]

BAT CREDiT CARD!

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Take out the claw and rip him to bits with it.

 

[Anthon1996]

Get Grunty the Witch to turn him into a frog.

 

[Kantrip]

Face them towards each other.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Roast it, it'll taste like quail.

Get Grunty the Witch to turn him into a frog.

FROGS! I like them.

 

[smashfan666]

well, time to go bear-hunting.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Time to make some glue, and of course, wall decorations!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Use laughing gas on it.

"...And when I felt like I should cry, I laughed away my tears!"

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

He might kill himself anyways, but I'll proceed to do it.

 

[---]

Apply what I've learned from Video Games in case of a Bear Attack:

Which is to piledrive it like Zangief.

 

[smashfan666]

tell him he should consider a career in politics.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

trap you in the assist trophy

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Make the assist trophy larger to fall on him.

 

[smashfan666]

set some Bear Season signs up.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Melt it with fire.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

use the power of assist trophy to call mr.dethstar

 

[Jasou]

Remind him that the ruleset for all tournies is no items and ban him from the tourney.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Bring in Santa Claus to scold him.

 

[Ragnar0k]

Sad bear doesn't want to harm me.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Nervously smile back at him.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Use George Washington in defense.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

uhhhh.................................................................................................................................................................................................... shotgun

 

[Jasou]

The assist trophy was actually the nintendogs one, not very threatening.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Feed him food from Fawful's fridge, so that can't move anywhere and be sure to put a note in the fridge saying "Thanks for the food bro from your bestest bro Bowser." then wait for Fawful to look into his fridge.

 

[smashfan666]

maybe it just needs a little love...

 

[Anthon1996]

Take off his mask and tell everyone about him so he isn't a stranger anymore.

 

[smashfan666]

bowser, discord. discord, bowser. bowser and discord, your archnemesi. claws and paws, faces.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Cause its tail to malfunction making it's tail beat the body up.

 

[UberMario]

*commands Ballistician to fire at his location*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Summon a Hammer Bros. assist trophy.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Make him the last bear on earth by senting all the other bears to the moon making him forever alone.

 

[Jasou]

Take away his sword.

 

[smashfan666]

Take his Axe...

...body spray

and also get rid of his weapon.

 

[Ninja in Overalls]

give it a bottle of milk, read it a bedtime story.... its a bit to cute to imagine it trying to kill me.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Hire S.Q.U.A.T
Super Quacking Uncle's Attack Turtles
to be my bodyguards.

 

[smashfan666]

challenge him to armed combat, and bring a much larger claymore as my weapon.

 

[BirthNote]

Laugh at the attempt and vanish in a cloud of smoke.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Take the easy solution and kill it before it even gets the chance to kill me.