If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[Mr Postman]

Rabbit Stew!

....but I am not very good at cooking so I would probably just run away and die.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Put it in a room with Giygas.

 

[Scinn]

Poke his eye out.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Cut it's "dreds"

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Sprint under it, because it's a giraffe and has long legs ...

 

[Mr Postman]

I would turn off the game console and then go hide under my bed.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Eat the candy kingdom

 

[Jasou]

Give him another eye patch so he couldn't see where he's going

 

[Link2thelost90]

Paint his nails.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Throw a magnet into his eye, it's almost the perfect shape.

 

[smashfan666]

flatten it with a honda.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Rage harder than him in order to 1-up him, making him feel slighty less significant.

 

[Scinn]

Rip his eye out, shove it up his ***, so he can see me kick his *** to hell. -.-

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Excorcise it asap.

 

[UberMario]

Trip him into a conveniently placed tarpit.

 

[smashfan666]

identify it as a poison mushroom, then burn it (unless it can't be burned, isn't a poison mushroom, or if burning it will have some terrible aftereffect that will kill us all)

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Hmm, I would shoot it's wings off, shave all of it's fur, and slice it to pieces and make glue out of it.

That's what I would do to a random animal with wings that has been ponyfied, MUHAHA!

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Slap it. Just... slap... it.

 

[Evil Eye]

Gunshot to the head, no big.

 

[smashfan666]

backstab twice in case of a razorback. (...hey, it could happen!)

 

[BluePSI]

Use PSI Starstorm Omega on both of them.

 

[Jasou]

pull off a triple dair like PPMD on yoshi's story

 

[BluePSI]

Pull out an axe near a bridge.

 

[Scinn]

Unplug his/her controller.

 

[BluePSI]

Her XD
Use a super effective move.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Use log distraction!

It solves for the beaver teeth.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Courtesy flush.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Use weapon steal!

 

[Jasou]

cover the toliet with the lid

 

[Scinn]

Lock him in a doggy cage.

 

[smashfan666]

Lock it in a Lucario cage, then immediately express how it's color scheme should have been one of the official palette swaps in Brawl. and, after a long day of journeying to a more suitable habitat, finally releasing it into the wild, where it can roam free and do as it pleases.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Dark Magic Attack...

 

[Jim Morrison]

Use Silph Scope or pretend to be a Cubone.

 

[Mic_128]

Laugh and pat it.

 

[jungle man]

Move to canada.

 

[Loxo]

Kill him with the master sword.

 

[jungle man]

Do nothing because there is nothing trying to get me. (get an avy. Srsly...)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Summon the sages bro...

 

[Jasou]

Use a water move

 

[Link2thelost90]

Summon animal control.