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I could never have a vampire girlfriend.

Noobicidal

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Today was our school's annual blood drive. I've always been curious as to how it would feel like giving blood, so I decided to donate, plus it was an excuse to get out of class. I went to the auditorium, signed in, and went through a plethora of testing procedures until they deemed me fit to donate. They then called my number (#40 if anyone is curious), and I sat down in one of their lovely reclining chairs, fully ready to be poked and prodded.

I had a lovely female Red Cross worker that knew her job well as my nurse. We went through what seems to be the normal pleasantries (How are you feeling? Are you nervous about giving blood?) and such while she was finding the vein in my arm. She stuck the needle in, which felt oddly nice, and then proceeded to work my arm until the blood started flowing.

All was going well, and we exchanged a bit of small talk until my blood decided that it didn't want to go through the plastic tube that was lodged into my arm. My nurse then started to fondle my arm, attempting to get a steady blood flow again, and resorted to twisting the needle to get a piddly stream going. I then started feeling sick, and another Red Cross worker came over to make my chair recline and placed an ice pack under my neck. They kept trying to make me cough and to keep talking to them while I was fading in and out of consciousness. They then decided to stop drawing blood from me, and eventually I regained my senses.

After the little ordeal was over with, they thanked me for my time, and appreciated me for deciding to donate in the first place due to the school only having a 4% turnout. While I was recovering at the "canteen", they explained to me that due to only being able to donate half a pint, the blood can't be used for some reason. That was disheartening, to say the least.

I'm fine now, albeit a bit anemic, sore, and depressed.
 

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Half a pint more and they would probably have counted it as the average donation is one pint of blood. Do you know if you have mild anemia or were you just not feeling well when they started taking your blood?
 

Noobicidal

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Did they ask you awkward questions about your sexual promiscuity?
They asked MULTIPLE questions regarding the subject. "Have you ever had a sexual encounter with a man?" and "Have you ever received money or another form of payment for sex?" made me laugh, hard.

Half a pint more and they would probably have counted it as the average donation is one pint of blood. Do you know if you have mild anemia or were you just not feeling well when they started taking your blood?
I don't have anemia, and I felt fine before they started taking blood. I didn't have any problems until around 1/3rd of a pint in.
 

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They asked MULTIPLE questions regarding the subject. "Have you ever had a sexual encounter with a man?" and "Have you ever received money or another form of payment for sex?" made me laugh, hard.

:laugh: I don't know if I'ld even be able to stop laughing long enough to respond in your situation.

I don't have anemia, and I felt fine before they started taking blood. I didn't have any problems until around 1/3rd of a pint in.
Well look on the bright side... you certainly won't be expected to give more blood.


As for me, I have no desire to give blood.... I'm very much afraid of needles... I believe there is a phobia for that, but I can't remember what it's called. :p
 

Mr.Freeman

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Well look on the bright side... you certainly won't be expected to give more blood.


As for me, I have no desire to give blood.... I'm very much afraid of needles... I believe there is a phobia for that, but I can't remember what it's called. :p
Trypanophobia, if you were wondering.
 

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I never understood the sexual festish of vampires. why would any girl want to date a dude who wants to eat her out on her period? it'd be like a feast for him
 

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I never understood the sexual festish of vampires. why would any girl want to date a dude who wants to eat her out on her period? it'd be like a feast for him
Uhhh, this is about donating blood..
 

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I'm aware. I just thought it was an important notion to share
 

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OHHHH k definitely needed that image, thanks Eor :p

Ha, this is funny, my step brother passed out his first time... it may have been shock, sounds like shock, classically speaking, definitely not due to blood loss tho... I remember having my hand sutured at the ER and feeling fine then all of a sudden feeling really feint, dizzy and nauseous. They gave me ice chips to suck on but it didn't abate for awhile...
 

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I used to donate blood whenever the annual drive came through. But I haven't done it in a while, and I'm not sure I even qualify anymore.

I never understood the sexual festish of vampires. why would any girl want to date a dude who wants to eat her out on her period? it'd be like a feast for him
Something to help her get over the PMS? It's all about the E. coli.
 

RyuReiatsu

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I actually admire the fact that you do donate blood.
I haven't had a general test for years and I simply don't care enough to do it.
I'm a filthy human.

At least nothing bad happened when you passed out. I've had friends who have wet their pants while they were passed out from donating blood.
Oh, crap.
 
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