GoldShower said:
Considering your other option was four months in a (Canadian) prison, I'd say the judge was pretty lenient in allowing you to post in the Pool Room. Speaking of which, what in the world were you thinking when you drank all the liquor in that bar and then leveled the entire building with a well-placed belch?
"I'm either about to fire off NASA rocket gas or projectile vomit", probably.
GoldFinger said:
Also, how many chainsaws would it take to cut through your facial hair?
Only one, actually. You'd probably go through, like, nine or ten chains though.
Luigi Pastafaria said:
Have weasels ever ripped your flesh, EE?
Negative. I don't think I've even seen a weasel, actually. If I have it's been a helluva long time.
Mothra said:
You better believe it.
Omega-3 Acids said:
I read the Virg workouts out, so my question is, do you like to workout? Any kind of exercises you do in particular?
Also, do you look like one of those Mafia boys like in scarface?
I enjoy it but I slump a lot. I gotta maintain the ol' SUNNY DISPOSITION but as long as I'm doing that, yeah, I enjoy it. It's hard but I always feel great after.
For particular exercises, well, when I'm feeling very in shape (and off the ol' cancer sticks), jogging actually is pretty enjoyable. Otherwise, I just hit up my free weights. I do the staples really, shoulder raises, benchpresses, curls etc etc. I got a new weight bench and a ton of weights for christmas which I'm super happy about -- I just have to buy more weight plates and I'll have a true home gym!
I really like to hit my punching bag too, that's lots of fun. Good ol' fashioned lunkhead idiot exercise. No counting, no thinking, just pure rugged exertion.
As for the goon thing haha, well. I haven't seen that movie in a while and google is being a totally unreliable douche. But I'm guessing it's the usually big classy greaseball goon guy, and I think I look more like a MAN OF THE FOREST.
Some bouncers at other clubs get to do the threepiece suit goon thing though and I think that'd be fun. Like you work for a really low-rent Bond villain or something.
Disco Wisco said:
EE is pretty modest and wont say it himself...but the rumors say that he is also a lumberjack.
...
I can neither confirm nor deny this.
Spyro the Dragon said:
Hey EE, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yes.
It was the most romantic night of my life.
No nickname because I want to point out I had fried ice cream once and it is AWESOME said:
How many ****s have you actually punched?
Hahaha. That whole d***-punching joke, I can't even remember where that came from at this point. Funny enough, I've never punched one. I've punched a fair number of faces, guts, and kidneys, but I've never hit a man in the...
Wait, I take it back. One time at a party a friend of mine tried to crush me with a chair... for some reason. Drunk as I was, I didn't realize what was going on until I was crumpled down to my knees and lower, so I reached back and fired off a punch straight ahead. Into the junk.
So, one. I have punched exactly one d***.
(It's a great conflict resolver!)
Spelt Incorrectly said:
I demand my bear wrestling and cheeseburger.
Oh, and talent. I'd like some of that too.
You didn't ask a questions
Eh, **** it. Your burger is in the mail, and you are now good at math.
As for the bear wrestling, just let me oil up here...
Air said:
Why do you share my birthday. Why.
No, why do YOU
trespass on
my birthday. And you like. Gay it all up. And stuff.
Teranosaurus Rex said:
Would you marry me if I turned into a bootylicious black woman?
You comin' onto me bro?
Hmmmmmmmm well, you've already got that sassy personality...