Thinking of piping down for some speed dating, get some confidence, you know its all about the cahones. I have however, come to realise that Halloween is the best holiday, especially when compared to valentine's day. Valentine's day is about spending money on other people, but Halloween is about spending money on yourself. On Halloween you get to make ****ing cool costumes and dress like your heroes without being called weird. What's that I hear you say? But on Valentine's day if you're in a relationship you are guaranteed a night of sex? Well on Halloween if you're in a relationship you're guaranteed a night of kinky sex! And, as if that wasn't enough, it doesn't suck when you're single because you get see all the fine ladies dressed Halloween sexy with it all on display for your spectators. Then theres the free sweets...