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How will you cry away Valentine's Day?

Zook

Perpetual Lazy Bum
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Stamping your library books.
I was thinking about staying home all day, cutting myself with a razor blade, sobbing silently into my pillow, and topping it all off with a nice dinner of a bottle of pills and some very hard liquer.

How about everyone else?
 

Crystallion

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 11, 2007
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803
Location
Luxembourg
Well, do what you want. I on the other hand will spend my evening with my boyfriend ;P

Btw, I call toke jopic.
 

F8AL

Banned via Warnings
Joined
Nov 15, 2006
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12,403
Location
Ontario, Canada
I was thinking about staying home all day, cutting myself with a razor blade, sobbing silently into my pillow, and topping it all off with a nice dinner of a bottle of pills and some very hard liquer.

How about everyone else?
Don't worry Zook, you can use the premium knife set I bought you for your Birthday. Cheers.
 

Livvers

Used to have a porpoise
BRoomer
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Jan 10, 2007
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7,103
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North of South Carol
Eating bread and sitting around until my boyfriend signs online.

I'm one of those people who view V-Day as just another day. I'll do something special if I can, but being away on this particular day doesn't bother me at all. V-Day never bothered me when I was single, either.

Also, I don't know if the French celebrate V-Day. If they do, it's not advertised nearly as much.
 

Vicious Delicious

tetigit destruens
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Feb 3, 2006
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Orlando, FL
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Btw, I call toke jopic.
o.O

I wouldn't hate V-Day so much if people were just a bit more, I don't know, creative? It's only noon and all day I've been seeing heart-shaped platters of chocolates, "I LOVE YOU!" balloons, giant teddy bears and ponies, pink and red everywhere, etc. Frankly, it's getting annoying. There are other ways to show your affection that (s)he'll appreciate without all the cheesiness attached. Use your imaginations, lovebirds.

What I'm doing today? Just cringing and laughing to myself and others over this ridiculous holiday.

@antimatter: I'll bite. Watch people humiliate themselves to impress their significant other, only to either look like an idiot, fail, or both. Never ceases to bring a laugh.
 

ranmaru

Smash Legend
Joined
Feb 10, 2008
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13,297
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SW-0654 7794 0698
I would bake myself an awesome chocolate cake to make myself think it was a valentines present. xD Jk, I have a long distance relationship too, ugh. I will think nothing of this day.
 

Sporkman

Smash Ace
Joined
Apr 7, 2006
Messages
702
Location
Ping Island
Thinking of piping down for some speed dating, get some confidence, you know its all about the cahones. I have however, come to realise that Halloween is the best holiday, especially when compared to valentine's day. Valentine's day is about spending money on other people, but Halloween is about spending money on yourself. On Halloween you get to make ****ing cool costumes and dress like your heroes without being called weird. What's that I hear you say? But on Valentine's day if you're in a relationship you are guaranteed a night of sex? Well on Halloween if you're in a relationship you're guaranteed a night of kinky sex! And, as if that wasn't enough, it doesn't suck when you're single because you get see all the fine ladies dressed Halloween sexy with it all on display for your spectators. Then theres the free sweets...
 

ranmaru

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True, but I never went trick-or-treating, I guess I missed out. xD Some chocolates would make me feel better though, haha.
 

E123Omega

Smash Lord
Joined
Sep 16, 2006
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1,880
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ニューヨーク
Thinking of piping down for some speed dating, get some confidence, you know its all about the cahones. I have however, come to realise that Halloween is the best holiday, especially when compared to valentine's day. Valentine's day is about spending money on other people, but Halloween is about spending money on yourself. On Halloween you get to make ****ing cool costumes and dress like your heroes without being called weird. What's that I hear you say? But on Valentine's day if you're in a relationship you are guaranteed a night of sex? Well on Halloween if you're in a relationship you're guaranteed a night of kinky sex! And, as if that wasn't enough, it doesn't suck when you're single because you get see all the fine ladies dressed Halloween sexy with it all on display for your spectators. Then theres the free sweets...
Ha ha ha. Nice.

I treat Valentine's Day like any other day.
 

Mic_128

Wake up...
Administrator
BRoomer
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Jun 19, 2002
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46,175
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Steam
We went and played Supa Golf (Like a mix between mini golf and regular golf)
 

Bailey

Smash Hero
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Feb 9, 2006
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5,057
Location
Rockland County,NY
Well I sat down and furiously masturbated to angry pornography while taking the lords name in vein. Don't know what that has to do with Valetine's Day tho...
 

Kruton

Smash Ace
Joined
Oct 13, 2007
Messages
600
I worked...pumped people's gas. Listened to Radiohead, Ween, and STS9. oh well. Normal day.

/shrug
 

Blackadder

Smash Master
Joined
Jun 17, 2007
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3,164
Location
Purple
If I had a girlfriend, I'd be getting my arse whooped for forgetting she existed and that we had a child. Again.

Thankfully, I spent the day doing **** all. Hell, I only JUST figured out that Valentine's day was today. ^^
 

OffTheChain

Smash Ace
Joined
Jan 2, 2008
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991
Location
Trollin'
^ Its been going around in my area, hope he gets better.

I myself got some cards and chocolate so this years Valentines Day ended up being pretty good, for once.
 

Rapid_Assassin

Smash Master
Joined
Feb 8, 2005
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4,163
Location
RI
I went to school, and my boyfriend had work anyway. Not that I care about valentines day anyway.... :p
 

Davy Jones

Smash Ace
Joined
Sep 7, 2007
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589
Location
Transilvania
I was thinking about staying home all day, cutting myself with a razor blade, sobbing silently into my pillow, and topping it all off with a nice dinner of a bottle of pills and some very hard liquer.

How about everyone else?
In this kind of ocasions the Wii can solve your problems.
 

-Risky-

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Dec 11, 2007
Messages
143
Location
Ireland. . . anyone?
I went to a party, having forgotton it was Valentine's Day at all, drank a litre of Sambuca, and got alcohol poisoning yay! Good night, baaaaaad following day
 
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