How to be the best snake you can be.

[AfroQT]

1. Don't call yourself a "ekans" main, infact, don't call anyone else a "ekans" main, and DEFINITELY do not associate yourself with anyone that even jokes about maining "ekans". This isnt ****ing Pokemon PurpleRainbowSurprise, its brawl, and you main a ****ing man, his name is Snake, not some **** pokemon.

2. You must love snake dittos. Period. No exceptions.

3. True snake mains dont have secondaries. True snake mains are to manly to use any other character, as every other character is a wimp. You main snake, use em.

Requesting sticky.

 

[-Ran]

Voted into law.

 

[Underload]

Threads like these are the reason we need a mod.

...so we can sticky this kind of stuff forever and ever.

 

[Zajice]

Pokemon PurpleRainbowSurprise

That's the 5th gen yellow/crystal/emerald/platinum.

 

[$Lil' Gerald Is In Dat Style$]

<--- use Snake as a secondary, mang.

 

[frayike]

haha really though even though it is a joke this thread just makes too much sense haha

 

[Life After Death]

only true men understand the complex logic of afro's post

 

[misterpimp5757]

lol i dont have second and i love dittos and i dont refer to anyone or myself as an ekans main...im officially a good snake lol.

afro u goin to gamme?

 

[MD.Dude]

Has nothing to do with getting better. NOTHING AT ALL

 

[Ray Robo]

This joke thread makes too much sense to be a joke thread. o_O This is true in a funny kind of way.The Top Snake mains in New England only use snake. Although Ally uses snake and capt falcon occasionally.

 

[AfroQT]

This thread is the absolute best way to get better with Snake.

 

[6Mizu]

1. Don't call yourself a "ekans" main, infact, don't call anyone else a "ekans" main, and DEFINITELY do not associate yourself with anyone that even jokes about maining "ekans". This isnt ****ing Pokemon PurpleRainbowSurprise, its brawl, and you main a ****ing man, his name is Snake, not some **** pokemon.

2. You must love snake dittos. Period. No exceptions.

3. True snake mains dont have secondaries. True snake mains are to manly to use any other character, as every other character is a wimp. You main snake, use em.

Requesting sticky.

1. I'll be honest, I never even liked the "ekans" joke in the first place; but I did like how the Social Thread used to have "ekans" in it.

2. I <3 Snake dittos even though they are annoying. I play Snake dittos with my firend (rPSI) ocasionally.

3. Afro you are soooo right. I pretty much just "say" I main ROB, along with Snake, just because he was my first main when I started palying competitively. I actually main Snake.

This thread is the absolute best way to get better with Snake.

I think afro's right about 2 & 3. 1 is just something you shouldn't do.

 

[Goldenadept]

snake is rugged and manly, he breaks his opponents necks then tucks them into bed

he's so intense he extends his manliness into chi and can kick/punch you from 5 feet away.

he so manly that just to recover he blows himself up all so he can come kick your ***

he so awesome that he wears a skin tight suit and shows off his *** to demoralize his foes once they find out they'll never be as cool

 

[etecoon]

The Top Snake mains in New England only use snake.

fatal uses meta knight a little actually

also I'm going out of my way to use ekans more now that I know snake mains don't like it <_<

 

[AfroQT]

fatal uses meta knight a little actually

also I'm going out of my way to use ekans more now that I know snake mains don't like it <_<

Then you aren't a true snake main, and that means your opinion is not valid.

So call him w/e you want, TRAITOR.

 

[etecoon]

I never said I mained snake, or played him in any capacity for that matter ;\

 

[AfroQT]

and that means your opinion is not valid.

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

This thread does have the odor of troll, but it's gold covered with troll to disguise it. I think it would be better to say your advise straight up Afro_Thundah. Like this:

1) Quit joking around with your character and get serious
2) Stick with your character like glue. Don't spend time trying to use someone else other than Snake.

I got the odor of troll from this thead and have just trolled it too

 

[AfroQT]

 

[-Ran]

I would say that if you're finding yourself having match up issues against a particular character, spend a week learning how to play that character, and find someone that knows how to play Snake. This way you can see how the match up from another perspective, and thus you might gain a new level of understanding.

 

[etecoon]

I never said I mained snake, or played him in any capacity for that matter ;\

and that means your opinion is not valid.

my character has like 200% snake's potential for making money, I think YOUR opinion isn't valid

 

[AfroQT]

my character has like 200% snake's potential for making money, I think YOUR opinion isn't valid

Ive already made thousands from brawl.
I see you have potential, but what have YOU made.

 

[etecoon]

I've made like $80-90 -_-

which is more than I would have if I were a snake main >_>

actually the one tournament that I won I used snake mostly in GF...

 

[AfroQT]

I've made like $80-90 -_-

which is more than I would have if I were a snake main >_>

actually the one tournament that I won I used snake mostly in GF...

Then that means you are a snake step brotha, and i love you

 

[Goldenadept]

in the metal gear solid games snake died for you sins

 

[RATED]

I'm manly enough to say that I dropped MK and DDD in order to use Snake only!

also my pic prove how manly can I be XD

 

[CO18]

dropping ddd for snake is not manly

 

[Goldenadept]

DDD is not manly

fixed for the truth

 

[CO18]

naw snake using all these explosives and **** is cheating, d3 just uses a hammer and he still ****s on snake

 

[Mew2King]

PURPLE RAINBOW SURPRISE LOL!!!!!!1111l1l1

 

[-Ran]

naw snake using all these explosives and **** is cheating, d3 just uses a hammer and he still ****s on snake

Wrong. D3 uses his obesity with his constant sitting on people.

 

[frayike]

So true. He has to lay off the big macs. not to mention all those nades he eats during the match

 

[AfroQT]

PURPLE RAINBOW SURPRISE LOL!!!!!!1111l1l1

Whats up man
See you at mlg!!!

Also D3 is manly until you chaingrab

EDIT: D3 also brings his family to fight for him (doo's and dees)

 

[Goldenadept]

besides snake the only other characters that're manly are ike and ganon, ike because of his huge honking sword that he swings like a paper towel roll and ganon cause he lunges at you, grabs your face then blows it off in a purple explosion

 

[napZzz]

1. Don't call yourself a "ekans" main, infact, don't call anyone else a "ekans" main, and DEFINITELY do not associate yourself with anyone that even jokes about maining "ekans". This isnt ****ing Pokemon PurpleRainbowSurprise, its brawl, and you main a ****ing man, his name is Snake, not some **** pokemon.

2. You must love snake dittos. Period. No exceptions.

3. True snake mains dont have secondaries. True snake mains are to manly to use any other character, as every other character is a wimp. You main snake, use em.

Requesting sticky.

Until recently I wasn't following rule #3. Since going all snake I feel I've been improving.

I hate snake dittos. Thanks afro, I'll learn to love them and hope my skill level skyrockets.

 

[AfroQT]

Until recently I wasn't following rule #3. Since going all snake I feel I've been improving.

I hate snake dittos. Thanks afro, I'll learn to love them and hope my skill level skyrockets.

Learn to love them and you will see improvement. No but really, getting good at fighting Snake will help you understand how Snake works alot better. If you can't identify an opposing Snakes weakness, you can't identify your own.

 

[Takeover1806]

good shiz I agree with this totally until I stopped at #3...
Ike def my secondary

 

[mikeray4]

I follow all 3 rules. Bizkit needs to die because he associates with rule 1. what a ***

 

[GTR!]

Learn to love them and you will see improvement. No but really, getting good at fighting Snake will help you understand how Snake works alot better. If you can't identify an opposing Snakes weakness, you can't identify your own.

So true. But honestly that really applies when playing Brawl.

Thats why I kinda disagree with your rule #3 because sometimes playing other characters helps you understand how they work better and what things you can do to defeat them. Ya dig?

 

[AfroQT]

So true. But honestly that really applies when playing Brawl.

Thats why I kinda disagree with your rule #3 because sometimes playing other characters helps you understand how they work better and what things you can do to defeat them. Ya dig?

No snake mains only play snake.