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Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

What side event should i include in my tournaments?

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Player-4

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Xyro77 said:
yea its hard to beat rt and his 55 year old ***



LOL any character vs my samus and u will lose. u r trash even with mk. u have always been. u r nothing but a cod pkmn bich new gen nerd

mm accepted dirt bag
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MK vs Samus? Okay how much? Trash a$$ bch
 
Le vieux lapin

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Xyro77 said:
An atheist liberal pacifist democrat autistic evolutionist pangender muslim feminist asexual socialist gay jew communist catholic unionist otherkin abortionist professor (and a member of the ACLU and NAACP) was *****ing at a college class and she told the class that she was a strong independent menstruating womyn and she was going to prove that there is no GOD (peace be upon him). She screamed, "GAWD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 human minutes, and I'm glad all those people died on 9/11! Also all men are rapists and I have abortions for fun."

Ten earthling minutes went by. She kept taunting God (peace be upon him), saying, "Here I am, GAWD, if that is your real name. I'm still waiting, cisgender scum. Is my strong, powerful, and financially independent vagina too much for your patriarchy? You stupid man!"

She got down to the last couple of minutes and a brave, patriotic, pro-life marine just returned from the War of Independence and honorably discharged and newly registered in every class backflipped up to the professor, hit her full force in the face with a spinning flying drop kick (with metal as **** jet-boots on), and sent her flying from her platform through two panes of glass, two twin towers, a pile of cans, a young mother pushing a baby carriage, a nun and a pile of boxes. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken, with three broken legs, two broken arms, a broken jaw, a broken skull, 12 broken ribs, internal bleeding and a missing spine. She *****ed, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you afraid of a strong beautiful negro womyn? You stupid Christian, I only worship my vagina!"

That marine replied, "GOD (peace be upon him) was busy watching over MY buddies engaged in combat in the coke wars (Never forget). So... he... sent... ME!"

The professor cried a single tear and said "I was wrong to want equal rights for homosexuals, women and minorities. Barry Hussain Osama is a Muslim socialist atheist and he hates America. I am now pro-life, pro-guns, and pro-capital punishment". The professor then burnt her copy of Origin of the Species, shaved her legs, put her bra back on, and started to make the marine a sandwich. "If Trayvon Martin didn't want to die he should not have been wearing a hoodie!"

"Welcome to the Republican Party" Said the Marine.

The students applauded and all registered with the Republican party that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag (where it shed a single tear).

That professor was Richard Elizabeth Dawkins. That college class was The Beatles. That young mother was Steve Jobs. That nun was Michele Bachmann. That eagle was Ron Paul. That marine's name? Albert Einstein.
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God bless America

Jeb Bush 2016
 
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Cheetos
Fritos
Doritos

They all end with...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooohs.

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Why don't you STFU and come to the tournament tomorrow so I can get your damn puzzles pieces you worthless piece of hate filled big mac eating trash collecting poop handler?

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Xyro77

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RT said:
Why don't you STFU and come to the tournament tomorrow so I can ger your damn puzzles pieces you worthless piece of hate filled big mac eating trash collecting poop handler.

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i have work on sat but i can come over today if u want/if its ok with sync/pj/marbar
 
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He could just wish for all those tattoos and piercings and have them not hurt, too.

There has to be something in Da Rules about that...
 
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SPAHGETT!!!

Lol.

All you smashers, go to college and complete it. Games will always be there. Always find a way to balance school and gaming.

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