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Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

What side event should i include in my tournaments?


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BioDG

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http://www.konami.jp/mg25th/fox/index.html

Oh, that FOX engine tho. Considering the demo appears to be using in-game assets, that is probably what next-gen gameplay will look like. Sure, it was run from a PC at the presentation, but I doubt Kojima would go out of his way to show us something inaccurate to what the console version will look like....assuming this is a next-gen game.
 

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I guess I am the true old gen, and you are new gen trash.

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I was born 87... Half of these smashers are mid 90's babys...
i was born in 87 too.

and rt, though u are older AGE wise, u lack a **** ton on common sense/gaming knowledge and all around coolness. you are like the anti-cool uncool kid.
 

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Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you're funny.

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Funny as in dumb.

But you already knew...

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Okay, RE master 200647.

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Okay, LoL peasant 27304

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An atheist liberal pacifist democrat autistic evolutionist pangender muslim feminist asexual socialist gay jew communist catholic unionist otherkin abortionist professor (and a member of the ACLU and NAACP) was *****ing at a college class and she told the class that she was a strong independent menstruating womyn and she was going to prove that there is no GOD (peace be upon him). She screamed, "GAWD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 human minutes, and I'm glad all those people died on 9/11! Also all men are rapists and I have abortions for fun."

Ten earthling minutes went by. She kept taunting God (peace be upon him), saying, "Here I am, GAWD, if that is your real name. I'm still waiting, cisgender scum. Is my strong, powerful, and financially independent vagina too much for your patriarchy? You stupid man!"

She got down to the last couple of minutes and a brave, patriotic, pro-life marine just returned from the War of Independence and honorably discharged and newly registered in every class backflipped up to the professor, hit her full force in the face with a spinning flying drop kick (with metal as **** jet-boots on), and sent her flying from her platform through two panes of glass, two twin towers, a pile of cans, a young mother pushing a baby carriage, a nun and a pile of boxes. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken, with three broken legs, two broken arms, a broken jaw, a broken skull, 12 broken ribs, internal bleeding and a missing spine. She *****ed, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you afraid of a strong beautiful negro womyn? You stupid Christian, I only worship my vagina!"

That marine replied, "GOD (peace be upon him) was busy watching over MY buddies engaged in combat in the coke wars (Never forget). So... he... sent... ME!"

The professor cried a single tear and said "I was wrong to want equal rights for homosexuals, women and minorities. Barry Hussain Osama is a Muslim socialist atheist and he hates America. I am now pro-life, pro-guns, and pro-capital punishment". The professor then burnt her copy of Origin of the Species, shaved her legs, put her bra back on, and started to make the marine a sandwich. "If Trayvon Martin didn't want to die he should not have been wearing a hoodie!"

"Welcome to the Republican Party" Said the Marine.

The students applauded and all registered with the Republican party that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag (where it shed a single tear).

That professor was Richard Elizabeth Dawkins. That college class was The Beatles. That young mother was Steve Jobs. That nun was Michele Bachmann. That eagle was Ron Paul. That marine's name? Albert Einstein.
 
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