Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Zori]

furbs house is amazing @_@

 

[Xyro77]

Im telling you guys, wether this thread is fake or not. MLG is gonna pick up brawl. MARK ME WORDS




zori, how many went to furbs house?

 

[Gea]

Yeah Furbs lives in a mansion.

 

[Suspect]

Im telling you guys, wether this thread is fake or not. MLG is gonna pick up brawl. MARK ME WORDS

pick it up and throw it away

 

[AvoiD]

Daw. Wish I coulda' gone to ***ot. How was it Zorai.

 

[RT]

Trash, I won Furbs tourney. Yeeeaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

Not really since there wasn't one, but there will be one soon. Furbs, I seriously recommend you do it two weeks after Hobo 19. It'll be the weekend before NoKoast, and people will have more time to prepare.

 

[Zori]

20 randoms showed up but in the end it was jerm and i in the finals, furbs had the whole pikmin set so my powers where amplified by 10 and rt was rt. jerm was winning but i used my new move the zoriwalk but he countered with he bonewalk. we then decided to go to the club with the earning so after 20 min of navigating out of furbs huge house we got some ladys and it was a wrap.

summary of ***ot


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VXEYbhHUY8

 

[Zori]

wow rt good job ruining my badass story

 

[RT]

Zori walking is trash, gtfo.

 

[Xyro77]

Xyro77 (11:15:32 PM): btw
Xyro77 (11:15:34 PM): JUST NOW
Sage Of Blue (11:15:36 PM): Yeah?
Xyro77 (11:15:43 PM): a private number called me
Xyro77 (11:15:59 PM): it sounded like a sex hotline phone call
Sage Of Blue (11:16:04 PM): HAHAH
Xyro77 (11:16:06 PM): i listened for 32 seconds
Xyro77 (11:16:12 PM): realized it might cost me money
Xyro77 (11:16:14 PM): and hung up
Xyro77 (11:16:20 PM): then it called AGAIN
Sage Of Blue (11:16:23 PM): LOL
Xyro77 (11:16:26 PM): i answered but didnt say anything
Xyro77 (11:16:31 PM): and no one said anything on the other line
Xyro77 (11:16:33 PM): then i said
Xyro77 (11:16:39 PM): "hello?"
Xyro77 (11:16:47 PM): and some girl got on there and said
Xyro77 (11:16:59 PM): "dont u ever hang up on a ****ing private number again"
Xyro77 (11:17:03 PM): BOOM hangs up
Sage Of Blue (11:17:04 PM): LOL
Xyro77 (11:17:09 PM): im confused
Sage Of Blue (11:17:11 PM): Wow
Sage Of Blue (11:17:15 PM): That is surreal
Xyro77 (11:17:29 PM): i wonder who it would be
Xyro77 (11:17:39 PM): she talked about
Xyro77 (11:17:41 PM): how
Xyro77 (11:17:56 PM): she wants me to put on a "**** ring"
Sage Of Blue (11:18:25 PM): I am unsure of why you are telling me this
Sage Of Blue (11:18:32 PM): But I guess you had to tell someone
Xyro77 (11:18:35 PM): YES! I have to tell some one!
Xyro77 (11:18:37 PM): theres more
Xyro77 (11:18:41 PM): but i guess ill stop
Xyro77 (11:18:43 PM): but
Xyro77 (11:18:46 PM): its wierd cause
Sage Of Blue (11:18:46 PM): Go on
Xyro77 (11:18:49 PM): ok
Xyro77 (11:18:50 PM): well
Xyro77 (11:19:48 PM): she said he wanted my BIG, CURVED(wtf?) ***** in her mouth. At this point im about to hang up because(like i said) it might cost me money.
Xyro77 (11:19:55 PM): my question is....curved?
Xyro77 (11:19:57 PM): wtf
Xyro77 (11:20:16 PM): like im not a wang master but u can have a curved wang?
Sage Of Blue (11:20:33 PM): Maybe she knew your favorite movie was hook?
Sage Of Blue (11:20:49 PM): And I think some people have curved *****, but I'm with you. Not the norm lol
Xyro77 (11:21:00 PM): OMG! Hmm. It didnt sound like amanda.
Xyro77 (11:21:04 PM): whoa what
Xyro77 (11:21:08 PM): curved wangs exsist?
Xyro77 (11:21:11 PM): SICK
Sage Of Blue (11:21:31 PM): Dude if you can imagine it, that wang exists.
Sage Of Blue (11:22:04 PM): Oh god that was a pretty good laugh I had about all of this
Xyro77 (11:22:07 PM): so a wang the shape of a "S" exsists........MUST SEE
Xyro77 (11:22:14 PM): lol
Sage Of Blue (11:22:17 PM): Dude don't be Razer
Xyro77 (11:22:23 PM): LOL
Xyro77 (11:22:24 PM): nah
Sage Of Blue (11:22:25 PM): You don't want to see a misshapen ****
Xyro77 (11:22:28 PM): lol
Xyro77 (11:22:29 PM): i know
Xyro77 (11:22:31 PM): but like
Xyro77 (11:22:32 PM): razer
Xyro77 (11:22:36 PM): hes into animal ****
Xyro77 (11:22:37 PM): like
Sage Of Blue (11:22:43 PM): Like Take?
Sage Of Blue (11:22:43 PM): LOL
Xyro77 (11:22:49 PM): WHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Xyro77 (11:23:00 PM): dude
Xyro77 (11:23:04 PM): this should go on SWF
Xyro77 (11:23:13 PM): Gea+Xyro's wang discussion
Sage Of Blue (11:23:17 PM): Go for it LOL
Xyro77 (11:23:17 PM): WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Xyro77 (11:23:54 PM): ok, we should see what the Houston thread says. Maybe they can explain curved and S shaped wangs. Its a F-ing mystery in my mind.
Xyro77 (11:23:58 PM): brb gonna post it

 

[heytallman]

S wang?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFCY1RIZ-WA

right?

also:


tallman31290 (11:32:02 PM): some ***** curve so much that they make a complete circle, maybe thats what she meant by **** ring
Xyro77 (11:32:36 PM): ......................

 

[Esca]

big ones are over-rated.

take ****s cats.

 

[Gea]

big ones are over-rated.

 

[RT]

Green Lesbian indeed.

 

[Xyro77]

PART 2



Xyro77 (12:43:27 AM): Son of a *****!!!!!! That ***** called again!
Xyro77 (12:43:38 AM): dude ok
Xyro77 (12:43:40 AM): she calls
Xyro77 (12:43:47 AM): and THIS time she actually talks
Xyro77 (12:43:59 AM): she says "is this alex?"
Sage Of Blue (12:44:05 AM): lol Alex
Xyro77 (12:44:10 AM): and i think sethlon at first
Xyro77 (12:44:14 AM): but then like
Xyro77 (12:44:16 AM): i thought
Xyro77 (12:44:30 AM): sethy poo doesnt post his number ANYWHERE
Xyro77 (12:44:50 AM): so i told her " uhh this is ALLAN(ya *****)"
Xyro77 (12:45:02 AM): and she said " the guy who runs tournaments?"
Xyro77 (12:45:05 AM): ...........................
Xyro77 (12:45:07 AM): ...................
Sage Of Blue (12:45:07 AM): Wow
Xyro77 (12:45:08 AM): ..................
Xyro77 (12:45:12 AM): BOOM!
Xyro77 (12:45:20 AM): did i just hear what i thought i heard?
Sage Of Blue (12:45:30 AM): Hmm
Sage Of Blue (12:45:58 AM): I have a theory but I don't want to make false accusations
Xyro77 (12:46:03 AM): So this girl(or high pitched guy) KNOWS i run tournies.
Xyro77 (12:46:04 AM): wait
Xyro77 (12:46:05 AM): no
Xyro77 (12:46:07 AM): tell me plz
Xyro77 (12:46:16 AM): i must know who this poop face is
Sage Of Blue (12:46:39 AM): Yeah but I am 100% unsure. It just occured to me that Kalo talks to a ton of chicks and sometimes does ******** stuff
Sage Of Blue (12:47:46 AM): Either way it sounds like s(he) is being put up to it
Xyro77 (12:48:10 AM): Right but the 1st 2 calls seemed(to me) to be this VERY VERY hot blonde girl. I MIGHT even go as far as to guess her hair is barely past her shoulders. Sounds MEGA hot.
Xyro77 (12:48:18 AM): and the 3rd call(just now)
Xyro77 (12:48:19 AM): was like
Sage Of Blue (12:48:34 AM): different then?
Xyro77 (12:48:35 AM): a lesbian(no jokes plz)
Sage Of Blue (12:48:39 AM): LOL
Xyro77 (12:48:46 AM): im serious
Xyro77 (12:48:48 AM): like
Xyro77 (12:48:52 AM): it was more manly
Xyro77 (12:48:58 AM): lesbian style ****
Sage Of Blue (12:49:05 AM): and it was still a private caller?
Xyro77 (12:49:12 AM): YES! Thats the thing
Xyro77 (12:49:21 AM): and once she asked if i was the guy who ran tournaments
Sage Of Blue (12:49:22 AM): hm
Xyro77 (12:49:26 AM): she put me on hold
Xyro77 (12:49:33 AM): and i waited for like 8 seconds
Xyro77 (12:49:36 AM): then gave up
Sage Of Blue (12:49:39 AM): hm
Xyro77 (12:50:07 AM): Maybe its 2 girls
Xyro77 (12:50:11 AM): and 1 cup
Xyro77 (12:50:12 AM): lol
Xyro77 (12:50:12 AM): no
Xyro77 (12:50:15 AM): but 2 girls
Xyro77 (12:50:23 AM): and like maybe one of them is a lesbian
Sage Of Blue (12:50:43 AM): Well whoever it is could just be *67ing to block their number
Xyro77 (12:50:44 AM): and they are doin there thing(yeaaaaaahahahaha) and want me to join in? RIGHT?
Xyro77 (12:50:50 AM): oh wah?
Xyro77 (12:50:54 AM): block the numbr
Xyro77 (12:51:02 AM): ye i might if they call me at like 2am or something
Sage Of Blue (12:51:04 AM): yeah so it shows up as private
Sage Of Blue (12:51:14 AM): no I mean that's what they are doing
Xyro77 (12:51:37 AM): yea i knew that part but im wondering if i should block THIER number
Xyro77 (12:51:44 AM): i kinda want to but i dont
Sage Of Blue (12:51:54 AM): you could always call them back with star 69
Xyro77 (12:52:10 AM): She already told me she wants my CURVED zair.
Xyro77 (12:52:13 AM): dude
Xyro77 (12:52:18 AM): star69 works?
Xyro77 (12:52:24 AM): for private calls
Xyro77 (12:52:31 AM): i always thought it doesnt
Sage Of Blue (12:52:31 AM): no idea
Xyro77 (12:52:34 AM): ok brb
Sage Of Blue (12:52:37 AM): but *57 is call trace
Xyro77 (12:52:44 AM): gonna post this on SWF and call them back if it works
Xyro77 (12:52:44 AM): brb

 

[Popertop]

I lol'd quite heartily.

^^^
Omg, I lold so hard.

And curved wieners are actually quite common.

Unless it's a 90 degree angle.













































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[Gea]

A 90 degree angle?

Dang. That would be like your crotch reminding you of how much of a Loser you are every time you have to take a piss.

Spoiler

(good luck with that by the way)

 

[Hylian]

Change the subject please. Not really appropriate.

 

[Xyro77]

PART 3


Hylian, i saw what u said and what u see below has nothing to do with

Spoiler

wangs

so its ok for me to post this right?




Xyro77 (1:18:23 AM): Ok
Xyro77 (1:18:26 AM): case closed( i think)
Xyro77 (1:18:29 AM): they called again
Xyro77 (1:18:39 AM): right after i just posted the new AIM log m and u had
Xyro77 (1:18:56 AM): so this means its some one on SWFs. How boring
Sage Of Blue (1:19:01 AM): yeah
Xyro77 (1:19:09 AM): i just will turn my phone off for tonite.
Sage Of Blue (1:19:44 AM): thinking of sleep its getting close to that time
Xyro77 (1:19:53 AM): im kinda pissed too. I was expecting some MEGA HOT BLONDE to call me and invite me over to her dungeon and stuff
Xyro77 (1:19:55 AM): lol
Xyro77 (1:19:57 AM): yes
Xyro77 (1:19:58 AM): sleep
Xyro77 (1:19:59 AM): bye bye
Sage Of Blue (1:20:08 AM): question for you first
Sage Of Blue (1:20:10 AM): well two
Xyro77 (1:20:14 AM): ok cool
Xyro77 (1:20:16 AM): go
Sage Of Blue (1:20:20 AM): If you were invited to a dungeon would you even consider going?
Xyro77 (1:20:36 AM): LOL! Now that i think about it, maybe.
Xyro77 (1:20:43 AM): it depends on WHO invited me
Xyro77 (1:20:49 AM): hot blonde girl=yes
Sage Of Blue (1:21:01 AM): I should save this and blackmail you
Xyro77 (1:21:03 AM): one eyed gremlin who eats humans=no
Xyro77 (1:21:19 AM): ahahahahahhahahahah whats your 2nd question
Sage Of Blue (1:21:25 AM): is the one eyed gremlin curved?
Sage Of Blue (1:21:44 AM): no my second question is CO18 supposed to house for winterfest or no?
Xyro77 (1:21:59 AM): DUDE
Xyro77 (1:22:02 AM): they called again
Xyro77 (1:22:08 AM): this may sound HORRIBLE
Xyro77 (1:22:14 AM): but it sounded like TRELA
Xyro77 (1:22:18 AM): my f-ing trela
Sage Of Blue (1:22:19 AM): HAHAHAHAHAH
Xyro77 (1:22:22 AM): dude
Sage Of Blue (1:22:25 AM): HAHAHAHAH
Xyro77 (1:22:27 AM): this is not good
Xyro77 (1:22:30 AM): seriously
Xyro77 (1:22:34 AM): if its trela
Xyro77 (1:22:37 AM): ........
Xyro77 (1:22:40 AM): NOT GOOD!
Xyro77 (1:23:00 AM): dude
Xyro77 (1:23:04 AM): think about it
Xyro77 (1:23:12 AM): IF its trela
Xyro77 (1:23:15 AM): that would man
Sage Of Blue (1:23:16 AM): All I gotta say is you better hope he doesn't get mad and then pull a HE TRIED TO MOLESTOR ME
Xyro77 (1:23:16 AM): mean*
Xyro77 (1:23:24 AM): dude
Xyro77 (1:23:27 AM): if he did that
Xyro77 (1:23:37 AM): i would end our friendship
Sage Of Blue (1:23:42 AM): Well obviously
Xyro77 (1:23:43 AM): his mom already things im gay
Sage Of Blue (1:23:46 AM): LOL
Xyro77 (1:23:52 AM): not funny, ya *****
Sage Of Blue (1:24:12 AM): I think it is just because his mom still lets him go with you everywhere
Sage Of Blue (1:24:21 AM): but if you're gay there could be buttseckz
Xyro77 (1:24:39 AM): OH YOU BET THERE WOULD(lol joke, me no like men)
Xyro77 (1:24:47 AM): but seriosuly
Xyro77 (1:24:50 AM): they just called
Xyro77 (1:24:55 AM): and mentioned
Xyro77 (1:24:59 AM): "CURVED ZAIR"
Xyro77 (1:25:07 AM): like i said in my previous post
Sage Of Blue (1:25:15 AM): daaaaaaang
Xyro77 (1:25:20 AM): so its obvious this *** whole reads my posts!!!
Xyro77 (1:25:30 AM): god i hop its not trela
Sage Of Blue (1:25:32 AM): it has to be trela then
Sage Of Blue (1:25:36 AM): No one else reads your posts
Xyro77 (1:25:37 AM): i would be so **** sad
Sage Of Blue (1:25:38 AM): we all ignore you
Xyro77 (1:25:43 AM): ....................
Xyro77 (1:26:32 AM): SON OF A *****
Sage Of Blue (1:26:40 AM): called again?
Xyro77 (1:26:41 AM): IM LISTENING TO IT NOW

Xyro77 (1:26:42 AM): OMG
Xyro77 (1:27:03 AM): WTF
Xyro77 (1:27:09 AM): HOLY MOTHA F
Xyro77 (1:27:11 AM): ok look
Xyro77 (1:27:15 AM): she called
Xyro77 (1:27:21 AM): and it sounded like that hot girl again
Sage Of Blue (1:27:25 AM): yeah?
Xyro77 (1:27:28 AM): (mega hot, like, mega)
Xyro77 (1:27:37 AM): and then it became a 3 way
Xyro77 (1:27:40 AM): cause
Xyro77 (1:27:51 AM): some black guy got on the phone and was talkin to her
Xyro77 (1:28:03 AM): he asked her if she was a LESBIAN(.....dear god)
Sage Of Blue (1:28:21 AM): hahah
Sage Of Blue (1:28:31 AM): this isn't beaumont doing this is it?
Xyro77 (1:28:37 AM): well
Xyro77 (1:28:39 AM): yea
Xyro77 (1:28:44 AM): now that the hot girl is back on
Xyro77 (1:28:49 AM): i KNOW it aint trela
Xyro77 (1:28:59 AM): he too young for that ****
Xyro77 (1:29:00 AM): so yea
Xyro77 (1:29:04 AM): its buttmont
Xyro77 (1:29:05 AM): or furbs
Xyro77 (1:29:08 AM): or
Xyro77 (1:29:12 AM): maybe
Sage Of Blue (1:29:14 AM): next time they call mention cat ****ing
Xyro77 (1:29:19 AM): whoa
Xyro77 (1:29:20 AM): whoa
Sage Of Blue (1:29:25 AM): be like "is it true Take ****s cats?"
Xyro77 (1:29:26 AM): thats Take's department
Xyro77 (1:29:30 AM): lol
Xyro77 (1:29:39 AM): man
Sage Of Blue (1:29:40 AM): oh oh
Xyro77 (1:29:41 AM): i dont get it
Sage Of Blue (1:29:50 AM): why someone would do that?
Sage Of Blue (1:29:54 AM): what a waste of time lol
Xyro77 (1:29:57 AM): i agree
Xyro77 (1:30:00 AM): but hold on
Xyro77 (1:30:04 AM): lets add up the facts
Xyro77 (1:30:11 AM): 1 mega hot blonde girl
Xyro77 (1:30:15 AM): 1 lesbian
Xyro77 (1:30:18 AM): 1 black guy
Xyro77 (1:30:22 AM): (gross)
Sage Of Blue (1:30:29 AM): 1 Trela
Xyro77 (1:33:43 AM): OMG F-ING GOD!
Xyro77 (1:33:51 AM): URGENT UPDATE!
Sage Of Blue (1:33:57 AM): do tell
Xyro77 (1:33:59 AM): ok
Xyro77 (1:34:13 AM): right before i stopped typing
Xyro77 (1:34:16 AM): they called
Xyro77 (1:34:18 AM): THEY
Sage Of Blue (1:35:21 AM): yeah and?
Xyro77 (1:35:24 AM): the lebian girl confirmed her lesbian ways to me. She also said the "blonde" i was talking about is her GF and shes a MEXICAN(which means she snot blonde)
Xyro77 (1:35:30 AM): she also said she mains ZS
Xyro77 (1:35:38 AM): P4 mains ZS
Xyro77 (1:35:45 AM): also
Xyro77 (1:36:50 AM): "she" said she will be at hobo 20. at this point i know with 100% accuracy that girl/guy/thing is reading my posts on SWF.
Xyro77 (1:36:57 AM): SO
Sage Of Blue (1:37:22 AM): dannnnnnnnnng
Sage Of Blue (1:37:25 AM): Razer's mom?
Xyro77 (1:37:38 AM): ...........
Xyro77 (1:37:42 AM): theres more
Xyro77 (1:37:51 AM): they just called AGAIN
Xyro77 (1:38:02 AM): and this time the "hot girl" voice came on
Xyro77 (1:38:06 AM): its a recording
Xyro77 (1:38:16 AM): because it said the same thing the first time it called
Xyro77 (1:38:20 AM): so
Sage Of Blue (1:38:26 AM): gg
Xyro77 (1:38:27 AM): the pieces of the puzzle are coming together
Xyro77 (1:39:53 AM): ok im going to sleep. I have a feeling of who it is and i will deliver divine punishment accordingly. I will act like i have NO CLUE as to who it is(when im around them) but once i decide to lay down the law.......its gonna be a blasty blast.
Xyro77 (1:39:55 AM): nite nite gea

 

[TheJerm]

Xyro, remember me and razer was getting these mystery calls too? Could be the same person.

 

[Xyro77]

From what i pasted, did any of it sound the same from when you guys were messed with? I think i know who it is so i need not answer anymore of thier calls.

 

[TheJerm]

Well, the whole private thing. And calling people by their first names, but we know they smash related. And they had that manly girl voice. They did it to esca too.

 

[UltimateRazer]

They also linked calls for confusion...one time they gave me a black guy too...

Also: "hey sphenix, get over here so I can beat the **** out of you!"

Lol

 

[Broly]

its me...dont hurt me xp

 

[gunterrsmash01]

I also got those mystery calls a while back. Guy wanted me to play blazblue with him, i said no. then he kept calling back and telling me he was gonna kick my ***. then he started linking calls with girls/boys and DIDNT STOP CALLING. ****ing annoying, it was like 3 am too. whoever it is, is seriously bored on the weekends.

its obviously someone we all know

 

[Esca]

Yeah, they called me and Jerm in the same car-ride. So it's definately not me. We all know this. It may be Trela

 

[Kingdom Come]

Did you say recording? It musta been one of those date line things that they linked you to.

 

[Furbs]

Furbs needs to send me the replay of me and razer's double falcon combo.

no, i don't you could have come here and got it LOL


plus my wii can't connect to the internets

esca: you're a flake

edit:

I also got those mystery calls a while back. Guy wanted me to play blazblue with him, i said no. then he kept calling back and telling me he was gonna kick my ***. then he started linking calls with girls/boys and DIDNT STOP CALLING. ****ing annoying, it was like 3 am too. whoever it is, is seriously bored on the weekends.

its obviously someone we all know

DUDE, how long have these been going on? cause i got a call from a chick a while back when i was in cali (private number) and she said i knocked her up (which obviously didn't happen cause i use CONDOMS!!!! take notes inui)

at like 3 in the morning (cali time 1 here)

it was a girl


but did you guys ever notice OUR NUMBERS ARE ON THE INTERNET!?

 

[RT]

Protip: If you're not expecting phone calls at 3AM in the morning, TURN OFF YOUR PHONE.

 

[Furbs]

booty calls rockettrainer

 

[RT]

Curved *****, Furbs.

 

[Furbs]

limp *****

 

[Esca]

I got called in yesterday, and I'm sick today. AGAIN.

Wow. Horrible luck.

I barely ever get sick.

 

[Kingdom Come]

Dude, I've been sick ever since HOBO.

EDIT: Great, let's discuss the *****.


EDIT: Why is ***** edited? People use **** more than they use *****. Don't they?

 

[RT]

Furbs, now would be a good idea to post the tourney details...you know, so people KNOW to come?

Also, do it two weeks after Hobo 19, which is a week before NOKOAST.

 

[Kingdom Come]

RT, put me in your pool.

 

[Furbs]

allan's got it

 

[gunterrsmash01]

furbs upload the replay .bin file thing **** to yo comp and email it to me plz?

 

[Smoom77]

...

I hate it when you really want some candy or chocolate but there's nothing to eat!!! I have to improvise and melt chocolate chips and peanut butter.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Awe....I wish I went to Furb's house......

Texans are actually doing ok today. Hmmm...