History's Baddest Bad***?

[Riku00]

I've been pondering this question for a few weeks now. Currently, I think that Rasputin may win the title. Taking advantage of the czarina's (right word?) belief that he was a healer to essentially take over Russia while banging every chick in Moscow was pretty rugged. Plus he had a great beard.

What do you guys think?

i think that dude is a pimp, that is unless he's married.
Stay true 2 the one who luvs you.
i know its corny and sounds gay, but its better that way.

dammit, why does all of this rhyme?lol

 

[Livvers]

Yeah Eric, I was thinking of mentioning Vlad, too.

 

[Riku00]

I cant believe nobody has said it yet. History;s Baddest BadAss is Bruce Lee.

THis is history's smartest dude.
Bruce Lee wuz the baddest of them all. No one will ever top him.

 

[Vorguen]

Dude Jean Claude Van Damme. Just watch the Street Fighter movie.

 

[cman]

Add another to Vlad the Impaler. With a name like that, what more explanation do you really need?

 

[The Drifter]

Rasputin is my pick. He's like that enemy on Halo 3 on Super Hard mode who just...won't....die. That and he also almost undermined Russia's royal family with nothing more than a fake medical lisence one can say.

 

[The Boss of God]

Rasputin was pretty much a scourge of humanity.
If that's what you're looking for in the word "badass".

 

[Oracle]

Sakurai made ALL Smash games, NOT JUST BRAWL.

But he ruined brawl. So he is no longer a badass. Sure, he was for making melee and 64, but not barwl.

Whats up with all the hate for melee lol

Definitely Rasputin, even if they disprove everything.

Fix'd

I still think he's definitely in the running for a bad***ery title. He did invent the wavedash too, just as he took it away.

Agreed. He was a badass. He lost that title after making a blatantly uncompetitive and shallow game with basically the only purpose of pissing of competitive players.
It was stupid to discourage competition because that doesn't effect his main source of dough: the scrubs.

 

[Zook]

But he ruined brawl. So he is no longer a badass. Sure, he was for making melee and 64, but not barwl.

"Baby we can talk all night
But that aint getting us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
Theres nothing left inside of here
And maybe you can cry all night
But thatll never change the way that I feel
The snow is really piling up outside
I wish you wouldnt make me leave here

I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
Im tired of words and Im too hoarse to shout
But youve been cold to me so long
Im crying icicles instead of tears

And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But -- there aint no way Im ever gonna love you
Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad
Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad

Youll never find your gold on a sandy beach
Youll never drill for oil on a city street
I know youre looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
But there aint no coupe de ville hiding at the bottom of a cracker jack box

I cant lie
I cant tell you that Im something Im not
No matter how I try
Ill never be able
To give you something
Something that I just havent got

Theres only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know Ill never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back
Ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away

And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
I want you
I need you
But there aint no way Im ever gonna love you
Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad
I want you
I need you
But there aint no way Im ever gonna love you
Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad
Dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad

Baby we can talk all night
But that aint getting us nowhere"

 

[The furosious robot has left]

Ghost Rider.

 

[c3gill]

badass? yea they are.

Nathan Explosion
Pickles the Drummer
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Togi Wartooth
William Murderface

honorable mention to Dr. Rockso

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

In all seriousness, Andrew Jackson. Dude got shot, survived, then beat the ever loving **** out of his would-be assassin. Tell me that's not badass.

 

[Wrath`]

Best Bada$$ of history is none other then James Buhcannon, president number 15, Nearsighted in one eye, and far sited in the other.

For real I think Ghandi was Bada$$ in a cool way, he didn't need violence to Pizz off the British, mad cool

Sig---->

 

[Geist]

In all seriousness, Andrew Jackson. Dude got shot, survived, then beat the ever loving **** out of his would-be assassin. Tell me that's not badass.

Well actually the assassin's gun misfired twice. Then Jackson beat the ever loving **** out of him.

The time he was shot was when he welcomed the man who was dueling with him to take the first shot. Jackson shruged that **** off like a bee sting and ended up putting a few holes in the guy.

 

[Oracle]

Blah Blah Blah song lyrics

Hold on...........
what?

 

[Deleted member]

Axl Rose?.

 

[Tom]

Hold on...........
what?

you just quoted an almost 100 line post to make a 2 line comment, and THEN added your signature

how hard can it seriously be, people?

 

[shlike]

I Think Dustin Hoffman as Hook is pretty badass

 

[Azua]

Enough of the melee v. brawl or I will go Clint Eastwood on your *****.

 

[Vorguen]

Rasputin was pretty much a scourge of humanity.
If that's what you're looking for in the word "badass".

ROFL this comes from someone with blasphemous names and avatars. hahaha

 

[PraKirJaq]

I'm a fan of Yi Sun Shin.

But that's just my opinion.

 

[Vorguen]

Jason the red Power Ranger.




.........before he moved onto gay porn.

 

[Teran]

George W Bush.

Reason? : "Now watch this drive!"

Epic win.

 

[Zook]

Hold on...........
what?

The title of the song is "Two out of Three Ain't Bad," by Meatloaf.

 

[Darkslash]

We shouldn't forget Fidel Castro, he smokes Havana Cigars, and encourages would be assassins to kill him.

*Awaits American Flames*

Canadians have no problem, eh?

 

[Vorguen]

You can get lost inside that beard.

 

[Teran]

Canadians have no problem, eh?

Darkslash has just won at life.

<3

 

[PMKNG]

Teddy ****ing Roosevelt

 

[paledragon64]

George W Bush.

Reason? : "Now watch this drive!"

Epic win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duLds-TZMGw

^^^^^^^Greatest thing he's ever done, ever.

 

[MyCurse4Life]

Either Micheal Jackson or Britney Spears

*don't take me seriously*

 

[Teran]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duLds-TZMGw

^^^^^^^Greatest thing he's ever done, ever.

His spotdodging is too pro.

He gets even more bad*** points because we get to link his actions to Smash.

 

[The furosious robot has left]

nobody listening?!?!?!

 

[Smudge]

Stone Cold Steve Austin! lol

 

[The furosious robot has left]

Ghost Rider! lol

It is now how it should be.

 

[Vorguen]

Ghost rider was alright. Nicolas Cage really didn't do him justice in the movie though. I liked him better in the comics.

 

[Lex Crunch]

General Ulysses S. Grant. He was a bad@$$. Such a big one that the country appointed him president based on this fact alone. And look at that BEARD!

 

[Sean²]

Blasphemy if you don't agree.

 

[karthik_king]

Zook /thread

 

[Zero Beat]

Unparalleled.

 

[Negi-Kun]

Steve Austin and Chuck Norris.