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History's Baddest Bad***?

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Fictional Badass:


Captain Malcolm Reynolds. If you've seen Firefly you know what I'm talking about. Just look at him. He is a real man.

Real Badass:

..... I dunno. Alexander the Great? Kicked most of the known world's ***. I call that pretty badass.
 
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How about Brendan Fraiser?
How many crappy sequels and box office flops has he been in? And that man just keeps on kicking. What a champ.
 
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Masahiro Sakurai/Adolf Hitler
 
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cr4sh said:
Got to be rasputin.

Look that dude up.

Poisoned, shot 4 times and gutted, he nearly strangled a man to death. They managed to knock him down with clubs, wrapped him up and threw him into an icy river. Dude died of drowning trying to claw his way through the ice.

WTF.

Edit: Lol I just NOW read the OP. Yes dude, we're on the same page. Rasputin is the baddest badass that ever badded an ***.
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YES! I neglected to mention the whole poisoned-while-on-opium-but-survived-it-and-was-shot-several-times-and-still-lived thing. Thanks man!

Pgh-M@v-Pgh said:
This

Teddy and the rough riders all the way.
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While Teddy Roosevelt (or 'Tenacious D' as I like to call him) was pretty badass, Rasputin takes the cake.
 
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Adolf Hitler. Definition of an evil genious. He rose from nothing to become the most influential and destructive person of his time. Of course I don't respect him for it, he was absolute filth and is burning in hell, but he was a badass.
 
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Yeah, Genghis Khan wins hands down. Started out chief of a small horse tribe in Mongolia, died leader of the largest contiguous land empire of all time. His army killed about 40 million people, which was about 15% of the world population at that time.

However, Ghandi was also pretty badass. I mean, the dude just stopped eating to get what he wanted, and it worked.
 
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Vorguen said:
Another Melee enthusiast? lol
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It just doesn't stop does it? Quite sickening.

Stone Cold Steve Austin for history's greatest bad*** actually
Play Melee xD
 
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Hitler wasn't bad ***. He was more of a coward than anything.

What about Elizabeth Báthory? She would bathe in the blood of virgins to try and retain her youth.
 
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Vorguen said:
Hitler committed suicide because he wrote the Dragonball movie and then realized what he unleashed on the world.
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Idk, if he wrote it, it would be good. I'm not supporting hitler, I'm dissing the movie.
 
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cr4sh said:
Got to be rasputin.

Look that dude up.

Poisoned, shot 4 times and gutted, he nearly strangled a man to death. They managed to knock him down with clubs, wrapped him up and threw him into an icy river. Dude died of drowning trying to claw his way through the ice.

WTF.

Edit: Lol I just NOW read the OP. Yes dude, we're on the same page. Rasputin is the baddest badass that ever badded an ***.
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You do know that didn't actually happen/was HEAVILY exaggerated, right?
 
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Teran17 said:
That's what the evil Capitalist West leads us to believe :mad::mad:
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Jeez

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Capitalism is a form of economy,not Government. Most "Capitalist" countries are really democracies. Communism was also a form of economy as well until Lenin ****ed up the idea up his ***, and it became a form of "government"

IF i'm wrong then well I'm wrong and won't claim myself as a know it all.

Thus making


Aeolia Schenberg Vladimir Lenin the one of the biggest bad *****.
 
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1 w1nged @ngel said:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??!??
I can understand Hitler, just not Sakurai. He ruined the best franchise ever.
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He trolled all competitive players.

Pretty sweet imo.

Hitler.. meh, he's a good speaker. And kills millions of jews and doesn't afraid o anything.

My F button is broken. I hate labtops.
 
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Teran17 said:
That's what the evil Capitalist West leads us to believe :mad::mad:
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All of the accounts of his death are based off eye witness accounts, which will lead to inaccuracies:

Adding another layer of mystery to Rasputin's death, his body was found with his right arm outstretched, presumably to make the sign of the cross, indicating that he was still alive when he hit the water and managed to partially free himself [source: Wilson]. The autopsy report listed hypothermia from the freezing water as Rasputin's cause of death. However, the autopsy also revealed that he had been shot in the forehead, leading some to believe that he must have been dead before being dumped in the Neva River [source: Moynahan]. Interestingly, it showed no evidence of poison in the body.
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The most bad *** person in history, in my opinion, is Vlad Tepes, the inspiration for Dracula. Vlad had a nasty habit of impaling his opposition hence his title "Tepes" or "the Impaler." He brutally murdered many, many people.

For Hitler, Hitler was hardly a genius. Militarily, he was just above adequate until he decided to attack Russia... in the winter. Then, his skill proved to be no less than horrible. Attacking Russia has, historically, been a bad idea. With Hitler, by attacking Russia in their winter, he killed his armies momentum and chance of ever winning the western front by adding a second front.
 
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Eric the Red said:
All of the accounts of his death are based off eye witness accounts, which will lead to inaccuracies:
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You did realise I was just goofing around right?

We shouldn't forget Fidel Castro, he smokes Havana Cigars, and encourages would be assassins to kill him.

*Awaits American Flames*

But who cares, because politics doesn't belong in the PRoom, and none of this is based on politics.
 
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Zook said:
Sakurai made ALL Smash games, NOT JUST BAWRL :mad::mad::mad:
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Fix'd

I still think he's definitely in the running for a bad***ery title. He did invent the wavedash too, just as he took it away.
 
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