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Greater Toronto Area Thread - The other other other other other other other other Pokemon Thread

McD

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Haha, awsome, I got introduces this time
yeah, I've played a couple of ya at tournaments and what not, but I am not nearly as good as you guys.
WORKING ON IT!
I've gotten a lot better, thank god
but yeah
I'm Tyler (I guess it was coming up on my turn)

P.S Sorry about the Mudkips (kindof) and how about those tournies, any coming up?
 

McD

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That is the plan!
last time I was "in" I was barely
haha, but now, NOW!
now, I dunno, I hope so
 

Cap'n

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LMAO!!! the only thing I've learned in english class is that the girl from Austin Powers 2 is a porn star

Im done, I noticed the words porn and star, so I had to bring it up
muahaha
Why didn't I learn that in English class...?

EDIT: How do you punish a blind kid?
Re-arrange the furniture.
 

efex

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Are you sure? Because I know a greek guy named Matt, and it could be you =P .
Do you know 2 girls named Megg and Liss?
yes i know multiple girls named megg(lol common name dont you think ?) and liss(eth ? still common but i only know one with that spelling)
maby you should have shorterned your question down to what is your email, or where do you live.
 

efex

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i think i found the drug that makes david so hyper

sorry did i say drug i ment energy drink -_-;;
 

McD

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Why didn't I learn that in English class...?

EDIT: How do you punish a blind kid?
Re-arrange the furniture.
Seems like my teachers this year are big on random crud like that
I was helping one of my teachers, so I didn't have to do work
I said "Is that April O'Neil?"(TNMT) and he was like
WHOS THAT?!?!?! PORNSTAR!!!
and then we of course find a porno in the cabnet from a "previous" teacher
I laughed...
Pauls Porno Tape
but its in a snowboarding thing... so could it be...
Pauls PROMO Tape?
dun dun dun, we'll be finding out tomorrow,
 

Cap'n

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Seems like my teachers this year are big on random crud like that
I was helping one of my teachers, so I didn't have to do work
I said "Is that April O'Neil?"(TNMT) and he was like
WHOS THAT?!?!?! PORNSTAR!!!
and then we of course find a porno in the cabnet from a "previous" teacher
I laughed...
Pauls Porno Tape
but its in a snowboarding thing... so could it be...
Pauls PROMO Tape?
dun dun dun, we'll be finding out tomorrow,
April O'Neil? Pornstar? What the **** man, that's my childhood being *****... =(
 

Pyroloserkid

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yes i know multiple girls named megg(lol common name dont you think ?) and liss(eth ? still common but i only know one with that spelling)
maby you should have shorterned your question down to what is your email, or where do you live.
You wouldn't remember my email considering we never talk. But if you're the person I'm thinking of, which you're not, young would remember coming to my party last year and chilling with Megg the whole time. That was back when I was in a band called Something In French.
I guess you're not the Matt I know.
 

McD

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April O'Neil? Pornstar? What the **** man, that's my childhood being *****... =(
HAHA, don't worry, I quickly corrected him by saying
you fail, get out of my class...
he just looked at me weird, and I continued to say:
... umm... yeah... well she is from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I sure showed him!
 

Pyroloserkid

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How do you get Hellen Keller to shut up?
Make her wear mittens.


-I'm bored so I entertain myself with inappropriate jokes.
 

McD

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How do you get Hellen Keller to shut up?
Make her wear mittens.


-I'm bored so I entertain myself with inappropriate jokes.
What did the elephant say to the man

How do you breathe through something so small?



What is the similarity of Disney Land and a Girl?

They both make you wait 1 hours for a 2 minute ride
 

Europhoria

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It seems that we have a whole new order of trolling in this thread nowadays. How things have changed from the times where David would randomly come onto males in the community as our sole form of trolling.
 

efex

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I downloaded his vids. My god you are a good top. Why didn't you tell me? :(
lol man i thought those videos were burned in a fire ! DAM RACOONS !
and pyrokidwhatnotperson , lol why didnt you just ask for an email or something that would help you know who i am insted of something so general as megg
 

worldjem7

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That was just sad...

Once I heard the song I was like "oh great... not THIS again..."

Then the fat girls came through and it became sad.
 

efex

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That was just sad...

Once I heard the song I was like "oh great... not THIS again..."

Then the fat girls came through and it became sad.
it became happy hour when the pink one came in , all that jumping created super sonic sound waves with her fat frapping
 

McD

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Okay, is anyone on !
Im bored... in my AutoCAD class...
I went up to each person and said
I heard you liek mudkips
10/10 answers were: What?
 

Cap'n

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How do you get Hellen Keller to shut up?
Make her wear mittens.


-I'm bored so I entertain myself with inappropriate jokes.
...My god, I recognize this joke... O_O

Win.

these are the best ever lol the first one is the best she was about to turn 100 then got hit by her own birthday cake truck, i wounder how **** like this happens ?
Haha, oh wow.

That video is bad and has a bad song.
 

Drolian

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KITCHEN STADIUM!
How Sakurai Stole Christmas
By Carlos Robles (AKA: Solracselbor)


Every Kid Down in GameSpot Liked Christmas a lot...
But Sakurai, Who lived just North of Gamespot, Did NOT!
Sakurai hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
Could it be that Mario's overalls were buckled too tight?
Or perhaps Sonic's entrance infringed legal rights?
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that there weren't enough fighters in Brawl.

Whatever the reason, the hardware or the plotters,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating Gamespotters,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Kid down in Gamespot could see,
Visions of Smash Brothers Brawl on their Nintendo Wii's.

"And they're practicing Melee?!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Sakurai fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the good girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the smiles! All, the laughs
and the prancing!

And the one thing he hated! Oh no! The Wave Dashing!
All the kids, young and old, would sit down to battle.
And they'd battle! And battle! Until their control sticks would rattle!
They would battle the Pit's, and laugh at the Wario's too.
Which was something that Sakurai could not stand to do!
And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all!
Every Kid down in Gamespot, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, screaming out "BRAWL!"
They'd stand Wii-Mote in hand. And the Kids would start saying!
"Plug in the wifi, and begin the N00b slaying!"

And the more Sakurai thought of the smiles this game would bring,
The more Sakurai thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for so many years I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
SAKURAI GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" Sakurai laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "This trick will be great!"
"I'll introduce Sonic, and follow up with a crappy update!"
"We'll insert a picture of our new blue headed friend!"
"But the new release date will bring their smiles to an end!"

"I'll type in 'New Challenger Approaches' and then copy and paste,
the picture will appear and then I'll change the due date!"
"All I need to do now is press enter and the whole world will see,
Their happiness rise but the due date will shatter their dreams!"

But before he pressed enter he heard something come down from above
What he heard was a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw solracselbor!
Little solracselbor, who was not more than four.
Sakurai had been caught by this tiny gamespotter,
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
He stared at Sakurai and said, "Santy Claus, why,"
"Why are you taking our Christmas? OH, WHY?"

But, you know, that old Sakurai was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's more development needed." Sakurai replied.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear."
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
"So wipe away those tears and please do not hate."
"By the way, you wont see the game til' 2000 and 8"


Ok I'm going back to sleep.
 
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