Greater Toronto Area Thread - The other other other other other other other other Pokemon Thread

[Dragon_Hawk]

Smash is for heteros. :]

Why the hell are you playing then?

Peach.

 

[TyrantWolf]

Why the hell are you playing then?

Peach.

Peach is a chick, and I am a guy.

Peach is straight and so is Adnan. :]

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

The Peach Theory dictates that you have to be a metrosexual, gay male or fat white guy to play Peach.

You are not metro, you are not white, therefore by process of elimination you must be gay.

 

[I.B]

Who really cares about Ken's little Peach theory?

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

Imadh are you still mad at me?

 

[I.B]

When was I mad at you??

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

When was I mad at you??

You've always had a problem with my stare mindgames ;O

 

[I.B]

Oh, that's just annoying. I wasn't actually mad at you, though.

 

[ToXn]

i will take anyone on in the toronto area in a money match in goldeneye 64 2-5$.

Obviously it would be tourney rules:

Bo3
Pistols Only
License To Kill
Auto-Aim Off
Sight On
Facility Vent Jump Is banned
First to 10
Loser Picks Next Map
Only normal size characters allowed (No Jaws,******,Civilian A ,etc)
Non-banned Levels: Complex,Basement,Stack,Facility,Bunker,Archives
Screen-Looking Allowed (Lol n00bs)

I'll own anybody.

Spoiler

Yeah Im crazy and random

 

[Europhoria]

^ Not at goldeneye 64 but I'm willing to MM for Perfect Dark 64 XD

 

[TyrantWolf]

I am that exception in that theory.


Thusly, why a mammal such as myself has title of "Beast".



I dig chicks with racks and *****, I'm **** funny and kewl. :] Ken's theory is made of lamesauce. And so are those russian *** ice climbers of yours.


Nana eats Peach's p-ussy, btw. This is why the matchup charts say ICs > Peach. Cuz Popo gets heartbroken that Nana eats c-unt, then Popo goes emo and kills himself.


:]]].

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

Oh shush you. My gay sheik has too many inches for your silly "woman" (iirc women didn't have *****es but w/e) to handle.

 

[TyrantWolf]

Oh shush you. My gay sheik has too many inches for your silly "woman" (iirc women didn't have *****es but w/e) to handle.

lol sheik.


That small thing wont phase Peach. Sorry, you could always try Samus or Zelda. They'll probably be pleased more with those "inches".

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

just because peach's clitoris is roughly 500000 feet wide due to large amount of stretching that doesn't mean sheik is small.

 

[TyrantWolf]

just because peach's clitoris is roughly 500000 feet wide due to large amount of stretching that doesn't mean sheik is small.

:]

your so jealous, your making up gossip talk about ma peach. truu ***** move.


cat fight?

or

MAN FIGHT~

I think I've made about 20 posts in the past 3 minutes. rofl.

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

lol I don't need to make up **** about Peach. A ho is a ho.

 

[Lanowen]

Go Samus!

edit: Pew Pew

 

[TyrantWolf]

lol I don't need to make up **** about Peach. A ho is a ho.

:0

oh no you d-ain't!~

u goin down chica!


Edit: LOL LANDYYYYYYYY

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

and andy once again saves the thread!

andy i love you. please make love to me you great quiet manly man of manliness.

 

[Lanowen]

Lawl, semi-pretzel goodness

Remembur dat

 

[J.L]

guys... we need to play sometime. is anyone good on tuesday?? or the following days after it?
I need to practice my dk =)

 

[Europhoria]

I should be good on Tuesday - Friday, I'll poke David about it too later.

 

[Drolian]

I always thought the ICs were just emitting Canadianity, I mean, they wear parkas, throw ice at people, live in igloos and blatently say, "eh!"

BTW, Ken's theory is null-and-void because Marf isn't exactly the epitime of testosterone.

And yeah, if we can meet next week would be great, where do you live around, Julian?

I think I should really change my gamertag to Hadouken because I'm down-right-fierce.

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

I always thought the ICs were just emitting Canadianity, I mean, they wear parkas, throw ice at people, live in igloos and blatently say, "eh!"

BTW, Ken's theory is null-and-void because Marf isn't exactly the epitime of testosterone.

Oh Drolian. Marth is awesomely manly. I mean, really, who else would wear purple legwarmers, a tiara and a cape and still feel comfortable enough in their sexual orientation to **** every female in this game?

 

[Drolian]

Oh Drolian. Marth is awesomely manly. I mean, really, who else would wear purple legwarmers, a tiara and a cape and still feel comfortable enough in their sexual orientation to **** every female in this game?

Marf ***** every character in the game, though.
I guess he's bi.
BTW, your ICs are so fat, when they went up to a Warthog, the game said, "press X to NOT get in Warthog."

...what kinda animal is Fox anyway? I don't think he's a fox because foxes don't stand on two legs or have opposable thumbs. Or use guns.

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

martha doesn't **** sheik what are you smoking sheik's giant ***** of doom beats martha.

also the ics are cute. fat people can be cute.

 

[Drolian]

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Wait, ...what?

 

[coolhat]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

 

[J.L]

LOL!
whos drolian?
yea i live at birchmount and steeles.

 

[Drolian]

guise, if we haf a smashfest next week, please not Wednesday, my friend's coming in from Toronto.

And I'm gonna be working, (just for a headsup~)

16th-20th

30th-3rd

6th-10th.

Oh, and Julian, I'm Jeff, I met you like once (I was that flip guy) and you have me on MSN. >__>

 

[Flan]

lol he doesn't know you and he has your MSN. Strange.

 

[J.L]

ohh JEFF! lol i know who jeff is, just didnt know ur tag was drolian.
Anyway im down for whatever, just gather at Davids house, unless someone else wants to house a smash day.

 

[Lanowen]

There is something happening Mondaey

 

[TyrantWolf]

kay.


Smashfest @ Matt's on Monday :0000


People maek it, f'real.


I'll see if we can record matches too :].



Davidz? Jeff-uh? Andy? Imadh? James?


ADNAN?!

 

[Europhoria]

^ His house is really far for me, David and JL. And he only has one TV -.- David has 2. Therefore his house is the winner.

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

i can't make monday. job interview.

 

[J.L]

it was HELL busing to matts, im not going through that again... isnt there anyone else closer???

 

[Deleted member]

peace out toronto, you can live without fear for the next 3 weeks...

 

[Drolian]

Doesn't THE GRM have one of Matt's TVs?

 

[I.B]

Davidz? Jeff-uh? Andy? Imadh? James?


ADNAN?!

Snake? SNAAAAAKEEE!!!


Seriously though, I'll make it on Monday. I'll be there sometime after 1:30. Anyone wanna play today/tomorrow?



It would be sick if Dzenan got to play with EK and all those other euro Smashers. :O