Grand Old Thread: League of Legends!

[Mogwai]

sam (I assume it was saint, right?) was trolling him so hard =\. serious props to Hotshot though, he might be an *******, but that ****er made all the right calls that game and basically singlehandedly pulled us back in it with that 1st baron call.

 

[MacD]

Holy ****.
Last night we were a group of 4. The random 5th picks Akali. I ask in chat if I can have Akali. He locks in. So I just pick Vayne because I felt like giving her a shot. I should've gone Cho though.

I was about to dodge, but I decided I'd rather torture myself, I guess. So we get into game and the guy says "First time Akali, what do I buy?".

So I ****ing lose it, recover, and then I tell him to buy boots and pots. He asked what pots are. So I explained that to him.

Then he [and by extension, I] kept feeding the lane because he didn't know what he was doing, and neither did I. Then around the 15 minute mark, he hadn't even started his Rylai's, and he only had one of her passives up. I tell him to buy a doran's blade and build Rylais, but I managed to avoid drinking bleach long enough to get a surrender as soon as 20 minutes hit.

:| The guy then proceeded to tell me that Akali sucks and doesn't do any damage, and that the two of us were made for each other. Like, wtf?

-DD

omg, i was about to kill all of you that game, i try to like not get mad overall, but those last couple games just made me so mad

i think i lost it when spife was mad about us not going to dragon even though i saw 2 people return to bot. after that, there was no way to be happy, especially that last game

 

[-Vocal-]

Draft racing is a fun diversion

 

[DarkDragoon]

omg, i was about to kill all of you that game, i try to like not get mad overall, but those last couple games just made me so mad

i think i lost it when spife was mad about us not going to dragon even though i saw 2 people return to bot. after that, there was no way to be happy, especially that last game

I gg'd when I was locked out of Akali.
I double gg'd when he asked how to build her.

:[ Sorry~
-DD

 

[-Vocal-]

Looks like Orianna's gonna be one really cool champion: http://www.leagueoflegends.com/news/new-champion-approaches-orianna-clockwork-girl

Seems like a pretty complex kit, will probably be tons of fun to play

 

[StealthyGunnar]

god cait is such a beast, or maybe im the beast lmao.

after raging and being called a terrible tank as shen, i go cait. our nunu jungling, im soloing. it's a 2v1 top, me cait vs a vayne and malphite. within the first 7 mins i get 4 kills. it was ****.

too bad my teamates decided to focus the tank later in game and we end up losing.


EDIT: SOLO QUEUE

 

[M3D]

Best LoL moment of recent memory. I play counter-jungle Nunu and totally screw up the other guy's jungle. He starts raging in all-chat so I say "You should rage quit." And then he does.

 

[-Vocal-]

god cait is such a beast, or maybe im the beast lmao.

after raging and being called a terrible tank as shen, i go cait. our nunu jungling, im soloing. it's a 2v1 top, me cait vs a vayne and malphite. within the first 7 mins i get 4 kills. it was ****.

too bad my teamates decided to focus the tank later in game and we end up losing.


EDIT: SOLO QUEUE

I also discovered today that with a good teammate she can be a pretty good defender in Draft Racing. Traps and Net es #1

 

[safehaven]

i love it when i see someone in tribunal who has a bunch of zeals and swiftness boots

like they cant even feed correctly... so sad

 

[-Vocal-]

i love it when i see someone in tribunal who has a bunch of zeals and swiftness boots

like they cant even feed correctly... so sad

Oh god, I've done that before O_O

But to be fair, the game was over by that point.

 

[UTDZac]

DD, did you every get your account back?

 

[SleepyK]

yeah he got it :D

and he hit 30 recently

 

[safehaven]

Oh god, I've done that before O_O

But to be fair, the game was over by that point.

the point is he should have got mobility boots

also mogwai 2k congrats

 

[N64]

there should be a reduces death time boots

lolol

 

[Shaya]

there should be a reduces death time boots

lolol

OMG YES.

Nasus for god tier.

 

[Pakman]

Mogwai JPak and all other jerks with legit teams.

http://www.ttesportschallenge.com/event/league-of-legends-open/rules/

They are running an open tournament. It starts on June 6th.

 

[ArcNatural]

Looks like Orianna's gonna be one really cool champion: http://www.leagueoflegends.com/news/new-champion-approaches-orianna-clockwork-girl

Seems like a pretty complex kit, will probably be tons of fun to play

Yeah she might be the first new champion I buy first day with ip. She looks really fun.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

so have u guys pardonded any1 yet?

it seems every case i review, they need a punish lol

 

[Dastrn]

I think I'll be playing Annie a lot these days. She's funsies.

 

[Sethlon]

so have u guys pardonded any1 yet?

it seems every case i review, they need a punish lol

Not a single pardon from me yet. Theres been a couple of games that I might pardon, but then the other games from the player are so bad that they make up for it. League of Greifersssss

 

[DanGR]

I pardon someone just about every time I get on that thing.

Usually it's because the guy was cursing or he was feeding- without any indication that it was intentional. There's only so much a chat log and score can tell you. >_>

 

[-Vocal-]

the point is he should have got mobility boots

also mogwai 2k congrats

I SAID IT FIRST IN GAME!!!!

But yea, congrats So the secret to elo is Jarman and Nocturne?

edit: Undeserved Penta by Katarina because Poppy or Vayne could have stopped it, but beautiful baron steal and penta nonetheless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kFI3sIFK-w&feature=player_embedded

 

[UTDZac]

I wanna be on a legit team =(

 

[-Vocal-]

Trundle is one of the most sleeper OP champs in the game -_-

and if not OP then just crazy strong

 

[PhantomX]

I've pardoned one person. It was pretty obvious he was a foreigner and when he'd get upset b/c his team would start losing or something he'd just call someone a noob a few times. Nothing major.

 

[Juno McGrath]

Spoken like a true doctor Px

 

[UTDZac]

Someone help me find this teemo wallpaper: http://gyazo.com/07aa98e118f657c07d6e68f568778854.png

 

[john!]

i've wanted to be able to pardon someone so i can feel like i'm not a total sadist

but every case i get is just obvious punish lol

my rule is that if they rage worse than my worst raging, then i punish

 

[Dastrn]

I won 6 straight.

Then I lost 3 straight.

I didn't suddenly get bad.

matchmaking is infuriating. I was noct just now and this vayne was mid. at 18 minutes she had 17 creep kills. bottom lane was taric/sion, and they fed. I don't know how you feed with that lane but they did. I started out 4-1 but we got steamrolled anyways. I ended up with 159 cs or soemthing. the entire rest of my team had under 60 cs at 30 minutes. I don't know how that's possible.

 

[Virgilijus]

If you won 6 straight and then lost three, I wouldn't be complaining about the three unless you admit the 6 wins were also lopsided matchmaking failures.

 

[PhantomX]

I won 6 straight.

Then I lost 3 straight.

I didn't suddenly get bad.

matchmaking is infuriating. I was noct just now and this vayne was mid. at 18 minutes she had 17 creep kills. bottom lane was taric/sion, and they fed. I don't know how you feed with that lane but they did. I started out 4-1 but we got steamrolled anyways. I ended up with 159 cs or soemthing. the entire rest of my team had under 60 cs at 30 minutes. I don't know how that's possible.

How many times did you die to creeps in the jungle, though?

EDIT: Zac, I'm pretty sure that's the Chinese art.

 

[UTDZac]

i still can't find it =(

 

[john!]

i still can't find it =(

the raw teemo picture might be in this thread:

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=2370656

they also have my favorite champion with my favorite skin with my favorite item

 

[jpak]

Wat happend mogwai

 

[Kleeck]

I pardon someone just about every time I get on that thing.

Usually it's because the guy was cursing or he was feeding- without any indication that it was intentional. There's only so much a chat log and score can tell you. >_>

Really? Almost ALL of mine have been a massive amount of deaths WITH an admission of feeding in some form or the other. I've been LOVING punishing these kids!

Outside of this scenario it's some kid spamming something profane in chat.

I did have ONE guy in nine reviews that I was on the fence with. He was super rude/annoying but was playing right build-wise and his scores reflected some competent thought. Got eight games in and all of his /ALL harassing and trolling, (Which is almost enough for me to punish these days. Almost.), turned into racial slurs. That made it easy, if not slightly more time consuming to drop the hammer.

 

[Dekar173]

got this dekar173 fellow, he built hextech on chogath so i autopunished his gay ***

 

[Ignatius]

kankle [All] [01:14:12]: you are ****ing awful cass
kankle [All] [01:14:14]: l2p ffs
kankle [All] [01:14:17]: lololol
kankle [All] [01:14:19]: LOLOLOLRJGJNKERGM
kankle [All] [01:14:20]: EGRERGER
kankle [All] [01:14:20]: ERGe
kankle [All] [01:14:21]: rGe
kankle [All] [01:14:21]: Ger
kankle [All] [01:14:21]: #5tg
kankle [01:14:22]: H$
kankle [All] [01:14:32]: HEY RIOT PLS BAN ME U ****ING AWFUKL COMPANY
kankle [All] [01:14:39]: HEY RIOT I ****ED UR MOM IN THE *** TILL SHE DIED
kankle [All] [01:14:52]: ban me u ****ing *******

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kankle [09:03:56]: SERIOUSLY LEAVE
kankle [09:04:05]: WOW U ARE A HUGE FLAMING *** ******
BluJ [09:04:17]: your the one on fire
kankle [09:04:23]: YOU'RE U ****TARD

 

[UTDZac]

You keep getting people worthy of Pardon too?

 

[Ragnar0k]

Pretty sure I've pardoned 0 people.

 

[SleepyK]

intentionally being rude and flaming people is "worthy of punishment" if you read the rules.