"Oh wow, looks like there isn't a serial killer after all guys."
"We can't be sure! Let's ask our trusted and noble Watcher!"
"Yes! Watcher, tell us everything!"
"..."
"Why isn't our trusted and noble Watcher responding?"
"Sigh, if you haven't already noticed, you need to say it as 'geez, there should be watcher reports, hopefully someone will tell us them!'"
"Ah HAH! I have the answer to that! I watched you, darling princess (
who actually is a ****ing lying 40 year old man)! And you were visited by someone other than myself!"
"Guys! What's going on! I'm so confused! We can say who we are? This doesn't make sense, I might just lose myself!"
"Oh hey guys, I'm new here replacing that other dude. He had a doctor's appointment so now I--"
"WHAT?? HOW DID HE GET OUT??! HOW DID YOU GET IN??"
"Nevermind that. Anyway, can you explain things to me?"
"No, only our trusted and beloved Watcher can!"
"Wait, didn't the watcher say he watched the princess and saw no one? I went to the princess and polished her shoes and combed her wonderful hair! HAH, A LIAR, A FOOL, LET'S KILL THE DEMON!"
"Um...he did say he saw someone."
"Oh nevermind my random outburst then!"
"I'm curious, who did you see oh trusted and beloved Watcher?"
"I think you mean: 'if I was a trusted and beloved watcher, I wonder what I would have seen.'"
"Why are you even asking? He's obviously going to say I visited our beloved princess. Any other answer is a lie. Say it trusted and beloved watcher. Say I was there!"
"That is correct, the bell boy did visit the beloved princess to massage her feet and read her a bedtime story."
"HAH! I didn't do either of those! HAH, A LIAR, A FOOL, LET'S KILL THE DEMON!"
"Um, you did, are you seriously that forgetful."
"Oh you're right sorry. Guess he's clear guys."
"No! He isn't! Because I was the one who visited the beloved princess!"
"GASP!"
"OH DEAR!"
"HAH, A LIAR, A FOOL, LET'S KILL THE DEMON!"
"Wait, no! It's a lie, a trick! Town it is the second one who is lying! Hear my plea! If you kill me today, they will kill the princess and then another and then all hope will be lost!"
"Well, I guess we can believe you if the second one is lying."
"The second is lying! Because the princess is the actual deputy! Let's kill the princess!"
"What...?"
"KILL THE PRINCESS!"
"That doesn't make any sense..."
"WE MUST KILL THE PRINCESS! THE ****ING TWO-TIMING *****!"
"..."
"So yeah, it's a pretty easy lynch today, right guys?"
"Totally easy."
"Yeah, let's all jump on really quick!"
"Cool beans!"
"Yay!"
And with that the crowd grabbed the lovely Lady Gaga and attempted to lynch her. However, even five people weren't enough to hold her down as she quickly beat them away.
"Bah! This is awful! All I wanted was the death of the princess! But if that won't happen then I have nothing left to live for! Don't worry, being the conceited woman I am, only I am allowed to kill myself. Everyone take a seat for the most glorious show you will ever see!"
Everyone stood in silence, and a bit of shock as they watched Lady Gaga take to the center of the room. Suddenly, back up dancers came from everywhere.
"WHAT? WHERE WERE THEY?"
"Shut up and watch!"
And with that, the dance of death began. The lights flickered into a grim red as the dancers and Lady Gaga pulled out their disco sticks and began a fight that was more elegant and rehearsed than any dance anyone had seen before. Lady Gaga duel wielded her disco sticks in glory as she wiped out many of the backup dancers. Eventually she threw her disco sticks into the air, allowing the final two back up dancers to catch them. They held the sticks in the form of a cross and hooked it to a rope. Gaga stood against the sticks, allowing the dancers to crucify her. The cross raised into the air as Gaga took her last breath with a smile on her face.
"Woah."
"****ing Epic."
The group stood and clapped for the wonderful Lady Gaga in a glorious tribute to her death.
And with that, returned to their rooms for the night, no longer caring if they lived to see another day or not, because nothing could ever top what they just saw.
Vyse,
Lady Gaga the
Conceited Lyncher has been lynched!
Day 4 has ended.
It is now
Night 4.
Night Actions (active abilities) are due in
72 hours, on
Saturday, October 17th at 11:59pm EST.
Thread has been locked so that there will be no talking at Night.