Grab the first thing you see. And now...

[Fynal]

you are totally confused, you stumble around and get eaten

i have a 3-foot-diameter ball of yarn.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Well at least your safe from those resident evil zombie things...oh wait those are dog zombies not cats.

I have a ladder and a milk cap.

 

[Link2thelost90]

The zombies are watch in awe as. You climb up the ladder on to a roof, then you jump into the milk cap from there. After jumping you realise there isn't any milk in the cap to have a safe landing. After having died from the fall you become a zombie.
I have a pool.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I hear the dead don't do well in water. Just go for a swim.

I have a laptop that I am playing Ace Attorney Investigations music on.

 

[Link2thelost90]

The zombies overhear the music then come over to your house.
I have a wii i'll probably be playing Brawl on in a few.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

The Zombies all pick Meta Knight after they slice and dice you in the game, they do so in real life.

I have a GBC and a spoon.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You eat your cereal with your GBC and play pokemon on your spoon while the zombies practice real pokemon outside of your house.
I have a coat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

They hang you on the coat rack.

I have a non-working lantern.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You toss a non-working zombie at the non-working lantern.
I have Spectral Souls.

 

[smashfan666]

the spectral souls enter the zombies and become human again.

i have a DVD remote.

 

[Life]

inb4thisthreadisabouttobecomeimportant

You throw the DVD remote as a distraction and start running.

I have a music stand.

 

[Kantrip]

You adjust its height for hours on end as the zombies wait patiently for the symphony to come.

I have a Slurpee.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You drink it before you go with the zombies to Narnia.
I have a bag.

 

[Life]

It's a Bag of Holding. You put all the zombies in it.

I have two music stands.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You make the zombies toss one of them out of your window.
I have Pokemon Stadium 2.

 

[smashfan666]

the zombies are massacred by the pokemon inhabiting the stage.

i have an ability card, Brushfire.

 

[MPH Deku]

Ask the zombies to play it with you and own them so that they go home and cry to their mommas.

I have nail clippers.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

I will spray them to death with compressed air designed to clean keyboards!!!!!!!!

 

[Segastorm]

I have a computer mouse.

 

[JGM]

You show them the wonders of the internet using said mouse [assuming it's attached to a computer] and run away while they are distracted.

I have... a stuffed animal?

 

[Segastorm]

It's a teddy bear!! The zombies are distracted,since it belongs to.......that's a story for later.... enabling you to get away and turn on a trap in the meantime.

I have....a lightsaber. (Return of the Jedi B******)

 

[JGM]

You try to cut through the zombies only to remember it's a piece of plastic.

I have an empty coffee cup.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You sell the empty coffee cup at a reasonable price to the zombies.
I have a fan.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You have a fan, but it suddenly flew away

I have King Harkinan's goblet.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You drink from it while the peasants Zombies watch with extreme envy.
I have a keychain/accessory that resembles the 5 cards (10,J, Q, K, A) Needed for a royal flush.

 

[smashfan666]

you use it as a blunt object to whack the zombies with.

i have a wii fit board.

 

[Segastorm]

You get fit and the zombies want to try it too, but they end up burning off skin instead of fat.

I have a classic lawn defense set up.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You use it to alert yourself of your crazy Zombie pals that come and go as they please.
I have a coat.

 

[solitonmedic]

I shove the zombies in it so I can smooch them. <3
I have a Medic.

 

[Segastorm]

Your partner now has quick revive and the krauss refibirator.

I have an RPG.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You play it and the zombies watch as you kill a zombie in the game..
I have a Wii wheel.

 

[Segastorm]

you use it to get an item box and.....oooooh, is that a starman?

I have a deathstick.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You use it, but it's ineffective against the zombies as they are undead.

I have a sock.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You scare them away with it stench.
I have a PSP.

 

[Segastorm]

You go play COD zombies and.....once you shoot the zombies, you feel real blood, get my feel?

I have the dark side of the force.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Give them cookies and make your escape while they eat.

I got maracas.

 

[Segastorm]

Make some music and pray they like it

I have paper.

 

[smashfan666]

they draw mario characters on the paper, cut them out, and play "Paper Mario"

i have a mailbox.

 

[Vinylic.]

Teach them how to mail.

I have an iPad w/ Muffins.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You throw both and hope it feeds their seemingly endless hunger.
I have a silver gamecube controller.