Grab the first thing you see. And now...

[Orboknown]

you use them to punch the zombies.I have a hoodie.

 

[smashfan666]

the zombies mistake you for one of their own, allowing you to infiltrate their culture.

i have this epic thing i threw together.

 

[Orboknown]

the ozmbies shred your poster cuz shadow(aka segastorm) is not red lol.
I have a cell phone.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You call and tell the zombies you need you need a ride back home.
I have a blanket

 

[Segastorm]

You cower in fear while the rest get hungry

I have scissors.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You give them a bad haircut.
I have Yoshi.

 

[Orboknown]

yoshi eats them.
I have the buster sword.

 

[smashfan666]

you nickname yourself the buster blader and face off against another warrior who named himself after a monster card, Gearfried, leaving the zombies confused.

i have a glass doorknob.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

It breaks and the zombies eat you.
I have a magic wand.

 

[smashfan666]

you put on a magic show.

i have a trap card.

 

[O D I N]

you put on a magic show.

i have a trap card.

Fool! You've activated it...

I have a bowl of cereal?

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[Link2thelost90]

You eat it before jabbing your spoon into one of the zombie's throats going to work and seeing your zombie co-workers and zombie boss (who you wanna ask for a raise).
I have a empty cup.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You fill it with zombie blood. And tell a friend it's punch.
I have a bag of candy.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You do something like this to the zombies.
I have a cardboard box.

 

[smashfan666]

you try to imitate solid snake. the zombies are not amused.

i have a wedge of cheese.

 

[John2k4]

You keep them at bay with that epic cheese.

I have a Playstation One controller...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Use the start menu to return to the main screen.

I have Zombie Paper too obvious... I have an owl sculpture.

 

[Link2thelost90]

It becomes animated and grows in size then proceeds...





to play chess with the zombies.
I have a PS3.

 

[smashfan666]

the zombies find out that the slim model can't play PS2 games and go into a frenzy.

i have an N64

 

[Pivot(PIVT)]

You explain to the zombies that you're spamming by taking out the N64 again, and
begin hysterically flipping it on and off and on and off and on . . . . ..


I have a caligraphy-style translation of my name in Japanese characters.
Seriously.

 

[Orboknown]

you mystify the zombies with the caliraphy.
I have a tv playing the doors song "light my fire"

 

[The Fail Tracer]

The zombies light your fire, and you push them in and throw the TV on top of the burning zombies.

I have a wooden piggy-bankish thing that I made in seventh grade or something.

 

[smashfan666]

the zombies drop it in the fire, prompting you to chase after them in a fit of howling rage...

i have a keyboard (the instrument)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You make beautiful music to the zombies (oh yeah, I so totally went there), and they return to the dust of the earth.

I have a sign that says, "Please don't disturb! Spank you. " on it.

 

[Link2thelost90]

The zombies don't disturb you...however they are disturbed by how lively they are.
I have a book.

 

[smashfan666]

you read to the zombies.

i have a duel disk.

 

[John2k4]

I have...
...

Spoiler

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Subway? Don't you mean "Zombie! Eat flesh!"?

Well, the zombies interpret it that way, and they eat you anyways.

I have a sail-u-lar phone.

 

[Link2thelost90]

They call you to the poop deck, when you end up getting there, you take its name quite literally.
I have a PSP.

 

[Shorts]

I have two cups full of cold tea.

Bring it on.

 

[smashfan666]

you sit down with the zombies and have a quaint, british chat, eh wot?

i have a coffee table.

 

[Segastorm]

you sit down and have tea with the zombies

I have chinese food

 

[Link2thelost90]

You share some with the zombies.
I have wii-motes

 

[M!nt]

You throw them at the zombies TV
I have a small screwdriver

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You use it to fix things.

I have a P-Balloon.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You make the zombies float away, then you can use a dart gun to make them deflate.

I have a zombie head mounted on the wall. Well, not really. I DO happen to have a Sherlock Holmes movie, though.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

you kick it like mario does to a shell and it knocks them all out (quick question is it okay if we can change the monster if we can can it be marios evil clones)

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Then I have a rope snake.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

i ask to myself WHAT THE HECK IS A ROPE SNAKE and i throw it

you see a barbie doll

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No I don't.

I DO have a little tiny rocking chair, though.