Grab the first thing you see. And now...

[Segastorm]

you use it to controll the large collections of pixels that make up the zombies, then you look at your hand closely and see pixels bunched up.

I have glue

 

[Link2thelost90]

You tell the zombies to "stick around abit" and glue them to a wall.
I have a die.

 

[smashfan666]

having a habbit of rolling natural 20s, you slay the zombie.

i have the villain from that VG Cats fanfiction you all know i'm writing.

(link to a demotivational i created involving him)

 

[Segastorm]

You ninja the person below, causing the person to get pissed and take it out on the zombies.

I have a doll.

 

[smashfan666]

guess what it is?

your plan backfires and it steals your soul

i have a cup of scalding hot coffee.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You throw it on you're face to stay focused when you study with the zombie friends for an important test.
I have a clothes hanger.

 

[Vinylic.]

Teach them to play russian roulette with it.

I have a "firin' mah lazar" lazer gun.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You give it to one of the zombies as a present. He however lacking any intelligence shoots himself within a span of 10secs after you had gaven it to him.
I have a zombie.

 

[smashfan666]

they gang up on you

i have fury. :fawful:

 

[Segastorm]

You get killed by fawful for stealing his line

I have a banana

 

[smashfan666]

one of the female zombies... i won't go any further than that...

i have frisch's AND pizza!

 

[Segastorm]

they kill you unless you give them your food, and don't turn to me for help, I'll do the same thing

I have a cell phone.

 

[ook]

You give the zombies cancer.

I have toothpaste

 

[Glöwworm]

Have Dr. Rabbit explain how toothpaste helps you clean your teeth.

I have a webcam

 

[smashfan666]

the zombies film a webshow.

i have an H-bomb.

 

[Vinylic.]

You upgrade it to a wtf bomb and throw it at them.

I have fergie.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Challenge the zombies to a pokemon battle and solo with Fergie.
I have bombs, rope, lamp oil.

 

[Segastorm]

uhh......that's when the creepy voice should say kaboom.....

I have a cut on my arm.

 

[Vinylic.]

You're already a zombie.

I got Teran.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get used as a zombie combating weapon for Teran.
I have a HM slave.

 

[Orboknown]

you use rock smash on the zombies.
I have a heavy book

 

[Segastorm]

you read a bedtime story to them and they fall asleep

I have a doll

Spoiler

again

 

[Orboknown]

they eat the doll while u run.
I have..a candy bar wrapper

 

[Link2thelost90]

You make it look like theres something in it and trick the zombies into doing manual labor for it.
I have a PS3.

 

[Orboknown]

the zombies play zombies on black ops.
I have...a shirt

 

[smashfan666]

you give it to one of the zombies as an offering to not be brutally slaughtered.

i have a (broken) SEGA genesis with Space Harrier 2.

 

[Orboknown]

zombies spend an hour trying to fix it.
run.
I have...a water bottle.

 

[Vinylic.]

I drink it and raise 20 hp.
I have a cloud.

 

[Orboknown]

you dont have his sword,so it isnt much help.
I have...gum

 

[Segastorm]

you get a nice taste in your mouth before death....that's it

I have a stuffed animal

 

[Orboknown]

the zombies fear it and run away.
I have..my wallet.

 

[smashfan666]

the zombies run away with it.

i have a fork.

 

[Orboknown]

you speak a zombie in the eyesocket and run.
I have a poster

 

[Link2thelost90]

You roll it up and use it as a zombie killing tool.
I have Dissidia Duodeciem Final Fantasy.

 

[MechaWave]

A plate containing salt, 2 forks and 1 spoon.

 

[Orboknown]

link summons bahamut to kill zombies xd
mecha salts the zombies top death.
I have headphones.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You use it to tune out the naggy zombies.
I have a paper towel I planned on killing a bug with.

 

[Orboknown]

you use the papertowel to pick up a nearby bug and throw the bug at the zombies.
I have...sneakers.

 

[Segastorm]

you use them to run......

I have fury

 

[Link2thelost90]

You give offer it to the zombies in exchange for your life.
I have fingers