Grab the Chocolate Bar!

[HarvTarv]

Ok it's simple. Make up a way to get the choco bar from the character that has it(eg last poster) and the next person must do so too. Fake bars are allowed. Remember to keep the story interesting.
You cannot make it impossible to get, for example:

I hide it into an unhackable safe! Impossible to open!

Nope. Can't do that. Start over.

Whoever posts first gets the bar!

 

[Rychu]

I lock it in my almost impossible safe guarded by my dogs

 

[StinkomanFan]

Drug the dogs, use the combo.

*puts it in a death trap*

 

[HarvTarv]

I approach it, flip forward like crazy, and get the bar. I teleport to Onett.

 

[Rychu]

I soot you IN THE FACE!
Hide it in Hell with Satan as guard

 

[Tacel]

I sin a lot, kill myself, play some Judas Priest for Satan which pleases him and he rewards me with Choco Bar.

I have it in one of my hands. Pick one.

 

[HarvTarv]

Luckily, I had 5 1ups! I take it from either hand and rush to Metal Harbor.

 

[HarvTarv]

I soot you IN THE FACE!

try not to be violent...

 

[smashfan666]

i use a knife to shred the metal walls and i throw the chocolate bar in a junkyard.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

I saw you throw it in. I go over and grab the chocolate bar. I proceed to tie it to a large balloon and it floats away in the sky...

 

[smashfan666]

i shoot the balloon down! and then i tie the chocolate bar to a cement block and throw it in the middle of the bermuda triangle.

 

[HarvTarv]

IDK what it is, but I GOT IT!
I hide it in a vanish box.

 

[Jonkku]

I make the box vanish from around the bar.

I take the bar, walk to my fridge, open its door, place the chocolate bar in there and close the fridge door.. Then I walk away.

 

[Rychu]

...I dont know how to get it. Youv made it impossible

 

[Life]

I steal the fridge then put some radioactive stuff and a cat in it.

Yes, Shrodinger's Cat is protecting that chocolate bar.

 

[smashfan666]

drug the cat and shoot the chocolate bar into the far reaches of space on a bunch of fireworks.

 

[-_skinny_-]

I use my special clown powers to eat the fireworks and get the chocolate bar

i go to the store and buy a box of the same exact kind of bar and scatter them around Morte House guarded by the people that work there... good luck finding the real one withought dieing
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
>={D

 

[smashfan666]

I use my special clown powers to eat the fireworks and get the chocolate bar

i go to the store and buy a box of the same exact kind of bar and scatter them around Morte House guarded by the people that work there... good luck finding the real one withought dieing
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
>={D

>:[ you *******...

luckily, i had a knife! i kill the guards, grab the REAL chocolate bar by reading the expiration date, and throw it in an incinerator pit...

 

[HarvTarv]

>:[ you b*stard...

luckily, i had a knife! i kill the guards, grab the REAL chocolate bar by reading the expiration date, and throw it in an incinerator pit...

You may not make the bar disappear in anyway until at least 25 Grab the Bar posts from the start.

 

[smashfan666]

it's still a few heaps of trash away from the actual flames, *******.

 

[voltage]

I soot you IN THE FACE!
Hide it in Hell with Satan as guard

o.o nowaii.

 

[smashfan666]

do you want to get the chocolate or do you want to dillydally while it nears the fire and melts?

 

[Life]

All this time I've been busy creating hookshots (think Zelda TP double clawshots) with which I can easily extract the chocolate bar from the trash.

I then walk nonchalantly away as if nothing happened.

 

[smashfan666]

i anticipated this and set up a trap near the thread's exit. and i lock chocolate bar in a car in the junkyard, which is about to be crushed.

 

[JOE!]

I kill everyone with an orbital laser strike, then descend down to the junkyard with my teleported and shut if the machine, teleport in the car, retrieve the chocolate bar, then teleport back to my orbiting lair of doom. I then eat the chocolate bar whole, leaving it safe in my stomach for later

 

[smashfan666]

i cut you open and throw the chocolate bar down a sewer.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

I grab the chocolate bar from the sewer then lick it.

 

[Life]

I throw the chocolate bar in a microwave for some absurd period of time. Gotta disinfect it somehow.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

i unplug the microwave and steal it. then i sell it at a black market for 50 bucks and buy myself a new wii game.

 

[Life]

I ninja-steal the wii disc, break it, and use the shards as makeshift knives to hold the black-market guy at "knifepoint".

 

[smashfan666]

i distract you long enough for the black market guy to GTFO to antarctica, where i make a deal with him later on to trade the chocolate bar for some crack (yecch, thank god i finally got rid of that stuff).

 

[Rychu]

I get it...And eat it. Then **** it out.
Hide my ****

 

[Life]

My distraction from smashfan's post prevents me from realizing that the chocolate bar has been digested until right now.

I stare at Getocoolaid, /evileye and whatnot.

Then I slowly pull another chocolate bar out of my pocket.

GAME ON!

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

I start a campaign for which a certain chocolate bar has a golden ticket.

i also take InferirotyComplex's chocolate bar and throw it at Geto.

 

[Rychu]

I eat it...again
and **** it out...again

 

[Wretched]

I don't know where the bar has been
for metaphoric reasons
But I really know that it has been in many peoples anuses and such
So I go into the sewer where you had desecrated its holiness and burn the final product of the blasphemous bar and I put it to rest, but in its death, a new, non-feces-tainted bar is born.

 

[smashfan666]

i take the bar, cover it in mushrooms, and flush it down the toilet in a time capsule.

 

[MacNCheese.]

O.O, i jump, catch and go down the toilet and somehow land in an underwater cave

 

[Life]

I engineer a collapse to the underwater cave, and start excavating. this could take a while...

 

[Wretched]

I ambush you, whilst you are digging, and I use my friend digdug to perform a phenomenally fast job on the chocolate, wherein I place my soul into the chocolate, broken into seven pieces, and hope that a boy with a scar will not destroy them with magical items.