Got mad Puns?

[theONEjanitor]

a buddhist walks to a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything".


what did Ryu say to Ken, when Ken asked to borrow his lawnmower?
SHOR, YU KEN

WHATS bruce lee's favorite drink?
WA-TAAAA


scientists took a vote on the best theory to replace Continental drift. Plate tectonics won by a landslide.
how do you make dog biscuits? use collie flour

 

[-ACE-]

I'm sure it would be awesome to party with lambchops, he always tries to spike the punch.

 

[M@v]

 

[GHNeko]

"Hey, are you sure that he'll be alright?"

"Don't worry about Fox, he's the type of guy who shines the best when he's in trouble."

 

[-ACE-]

Q: Do you think you can break this wooden plank with a karate chop?
A: Maybe, but I'm pretty sure everyone knows by now that it's not fun to smashboards.

 

[Purple]

Q: Do you think you can break this wooden plank with a karate chop?
A: Maybe, but I'm pretty sure everyone knows by now that it's not fun to smashboards.

iiironyyyyy

 

[-ACE-]

Q: What would you say to Minka Kelly if you walked into the bathroom and she was in the shower?
A: I'd love to take a Pikachu.

 

[GHNeko]

"Hey. How come that dude is so good with getting girls?"

"Isn't it obvious? It's because he's a Fox."

 

[-ACE-]

Q: What do final smashes and Bad Boy Records have in common?
A: It was all fun and games until Puff got BIG.

 

[stingers]

yo mike

nice avatar

 

[Dr Peepee]

I was on my flight to cali and looked out my window to see what the ground looked like

turns out I couldn't

because


my view was clouded

 

[D0N]

Who's the best female in fighting games?

Spoiler

Mai Shiranui makes me pretty hot, but no one has legs like Chun Li!

 

[Mike G]

Who's the best female in fighting games?

Spoiler

Mai Shiranui makes me pretty hot, but no one has legs like Chun Li!

what?



and thanks, Stingers.

 

[Purple]

D0n tried too hard lol

 

[Purple]

D0n tried too hard lol. Mai's the ninja with fire.

 

[D0N]

I didnt try that hard lol. It came to me while I was watching MvC3 stuff and saw the legs juggle in a silly way...

Maybe a little, but I play alot of fighting games

 

[Purple]

Well, you didn't give a solid answer lol. It should've been like

Spoiler

'mai obviously, I mean she's so hot'

 

[Purple]

OH MY GOD MIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT a

 

[D0N]

Fine, fine... it really wasn't supposed to have the question part at all but I wanted to use spolier tags so I guess I ruined it.

Why is Hulk so bad at brawl?

Spoiler

He only knows how to smash

 

[Mike G]

 

[vZakat]

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

 

[-ACE-]

A ****** psychic escaped from prison. The headlines stated "small medium at large".

 

[Laijin]

I wanted to become a doctor, but i didnt have the patiences

 

[_Keno_]

I bought alot of clocks. Now I have alot of time on my hand.

Its watches serin, not clocks.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

A ****** psychic escaped from prison. The headlines stated "small medium at large".

I really liked this one.

So two blondes are walking through a forest when they come upon a pair of tracks. One blonde says to the other "Hey, those are deer tracks. I went hiking with my dad once and he showed me those exact tracks and told me they were deer tracks!" The other blonde responds "No, those are elk tracks. My dad took ME into the forest and showed me these tracks." They bicker back and forth between "Deer!" and "Elk!", but then they got run over by the train.

 

[vZakat]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? They say the fire was in tents.

 

[Laijin]

Did you hear the joke about the broke pencil? It had no point.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No? I guess I better not tell you. You might...SPREAD IT!

 

[V1CE]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

Link couldn't quite remember how to throw his boomerang, but eventually it came back to him.

 

[Tairseth]

So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
And the bartender says,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
That struck a chord.
Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
But they're key to my humour.
And very noteworthy.

 

[BBQ°]

I love band nerd jokes

 

[Hai Im Fearless]

I say puns for a living : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVA16LiOFdY

 

[Sensei Seibrik]

gingersnaps



lol

 

[Tairseth]

 

[JTB]

 

[theAPExp]

etc etc etc

 

[The Star King]

*Bob seems Jim texting on his cell phone extremely fast*

Bob: Wow, you are really fast at texting. How did you learn to do that?

Jim: Well, I'm a Fox main. I've got pretty good text skill.

 

[F1SHY]

How do you survive if stranded in the desert?

Spoiler

You eat all the sand which is there

 

[AceDudeyeah]

How do green dinosaur's talk about babes?

Spoiler

YoSHI was soo hawt last night!!

Hey, did you hear where Marth got his fortress from?

Spoiler

IKEa

 

[o-Serin-o]

The Energizer bunny was arrested. Charged with battery.

 

[Mike G]

^ quality pun. :D