I know like every other post I have here (in the infrequent event that I post here) is some variation of "I'm tired of this" but like... damn am I actually tired of this. Like, virtually everything surrounding the speculation scene of Smash and Geno's status in it.
on one hand, I absolutely, positively get and feel the intense desire to see Geno added to Smash. It's something I've wanted since I was a kid, and it seems so deliciously, painfully possible this time. It's pretty much my last big thing I really actively want in games. Sequels to big-name titles I love will come and go, and some games I adore will be likely never be continued and I accept that. Geno's HD return in Smash, just to fulfill that now-seemingly possible childhood dream, is the final big, long-shot ask I have in games, and no matter what detractors say, it really is completely possible, if not just for Sakurai's comments himself on his inclusion (or lack thereof) in the last two games, and that makes it all the more titillating.
but at the same time, it is literally just wanting a video game character to appear in another video game. Sure, it "means more than that." I understand that- it's a validation of something that meant, and means, a lot to all of us users who keep coming back to this thread desperate for rumors or tidbits or speculation or news from whatever anonymous social media figurehead we can cling to from one big hope-raising-and-dashing moment to the next. To have this dream come true would not just fulfill our decade-plus-long desires but also stick it to those who doubted this concept just as ardently. But at its core, is it really "more than that?" Rather, does it have to be?
We pour our hearts and souls and personas and visages and names and energy into campaigning to a bunch of internet strangers that a wooden doll from a Mario game makes an appearance again. Boiled down, that really all it is. So why are we where we are, where half the speculation base fervently and obsessively pines for a collection of brown polygons in a blue hat while the other half is so vitriolic and pointed in their dissent that attacks to both this fictional character and anyone who supports him become personal and vicious?
It's all just so silly and exhausting, and yet I find myself returning to this thread and Resetera threads over and over all day just for any tidbit of news to bring and end to this. I absolutely think that the Geno "fanbase" and the attitude of this thread can be disturbingly childish and obsessive (though I also completely think that those in such heated opposition to the character are equally obtuse- you cannot seriously believe "durr duhh it will never happen" when the game creator himself has literally tried to make it happen at least once). For the most part, I am just as guilty of this pointless obsession over, again, I cannot stress this enough, a fictional, digital video game character. Evidenced further by the fact that I've come to this thread to type up a small essay about my thoughts and observations about all this, the fact that I've tried to get onto ResetEra to become more involved in hopefully getting a definite answer, and the fact that I've reached out to insiders just to try and get whatever info I can just to put this all to bed just for myself.
I just want it to end. Obviously I want it to end in my favor. I want my dumb gun puppet to be in this video game I love, because I think he's cool and would be fun and I want all this hope I've put into wanting this to happen for a decade plus to be worth it. But if I could just know "no, he's not going to be playable in Ultimate," I could move on, and I mean likely for good, as I don't suspect he'll be added in any future game if he won't be added in this one. I want to take a step back from all this ridiculous obsessing over "will it or won't it" video game speculation, but it all seems so close (and yet so far) that I don't know if I (or anyone else involved in all this) wants to cut themselves off from this until we get a real Yes or No. With Geno my last real passionate holdout, it would be nice to really hang up my hat on all this, and I think all of us Geno fans (and even the Geno haters) who are this passionate about things would benefit from a nice proverbial breath of fresh air. One side is right and one is wrong. To the victor, the spoils, and after some time, we will all move on, and find something a little less trivial to be a little less trivially passionate over.
So here I am, pecking out a practical "Geno Supporter's Existential Crisis Manifesto" on a 3000-page online message board topic dedicated to being a safe space stronghold for the support of a Super Mario character's revival, stuck between "I really don't want to care this much" and "dude, you clearly don't know how not to." Looking for whatever concrete answers I can find. NathanDrake explicitly said he hasn't heard anything about Geno in Smash yet. But ShadowEdgy, someone who seems to have some form of connections and a (apparently extremely frustrating, to some) tendency to run his mouth about what he hears a little too often and a little too publicly, has heard from multiple people that Geno is in, as have people like Naz. PapaGeno's speculated connection and the situation surrounding that seems to suggest, yes, Geno or Waluigi could really be added at some point, but they could just as easily be Mii Costumes, or it could be Shadow or Metal Sonic as playable characters instead. Or nothing. Fatmanonice, despite what some may say, really seems like a genuine good guy and I honestly trust that he too has connections and some degree of insider info, but if I had to be frank (with positively no disrespect meant to the man whatsoever- I respect him for what nonsense he's faced and the hope he brings to us), he can get ahead of himself sometimes, and by his own admittance, a lot of what he says is just speculation and theorycrafting. Nothing more, nothing less.
So at the end of it all, there are no solid answers one way or the other, and we don't know when there will be- whether it will be this month or next month or December 2021. And until then, as Nintendo (and by extension Smash (and by extension Geno)) fans get more and more restless for any sort of sweet relief from this drought, we will continue to guess and guess and pine and pick and prod and beg and bicker and fight over something that's so meaningless but that I and a lot of us can't really seem to take a step back from.
And so, as I said before, I am tired.