ForsakenM
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So before I hype you all up and inspire you, I want to honestly cover the things we really need to worry about.
Returning Mii Costumes
One Character Per Company
DLC Has Had No Spirits In Base Game
Sora: Small Name, BIG Complications
I just needed to get these things out of the way in terms of realism, because while we do have reason to be hyped and hopeful, we also need to make sure we know where his odds truly are. We need the facts and we need to face them and not accidentally slip into a fantasy world where Geno’s chance are so high that he’s basically guaranteed.
That being said…
WE AREN’T GONNA LET THAT STOP THIS HYPE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!
EMO-POWERED SPIKEY-HAIR WITH A BIG SWORD?
WALL = GONE!
DISCOUNT DRAGON BALL RPG CHARACTERS?
WALL = GONE!
BERRR N BURB ARE IN THE GODDAMN GAME?
FAITH IN SAKURAI = RESTORED!
Geno’s chances for Smash have never been higher than they are right now, and that’s not even remotely overhyping anything. Two of the biggest competitors from the company that owns him are now in the game and can no longer stand in his way. The last real wall left is Sora, and depending on the day, Geno either beats him or very nearly does so in fan demand. But more than all that…
BANJO-KAZOOIE IS IN THE FREAKING GAME!
This was THE pipe dream of all pipe dreams, so much so that the Smashboards topic here for B&K was even NAMED Project Dream. This was the far-fetched, longshot, ‘never gonna happen and you are stupid for hoping for it’ of ALL Smash hopes and dreams and IT ****ING HAPPENED!
For all we know at this moment, there are no plans for a new game or a remake. For all we know right now, NINTENDO PAID TO RENEW THE TRADEMARK FOR BANJO-KAZOOIE JUST TO HAVE THEM IN SMASH! DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW CRAZY THAT IS?
A beloved character tag-team that has been dead since essentially their second title in 2000 and has only carried on in a horrible spin-off we never want to talk about and in the hearts of those who loved them MADE THEIR WAY INTO THE BIGGEST CROSSOVER GAME SINCE MARVEL VS CAPCOM!
Yes, I’m freaking out right now, and Banjo-Kazooie wasn’t even a big pick of mine despite loving the characters. I’m freaking out, and YOU ALL SHOULD BE TOO because this is the exact definition of not only ‘EVERYONE IS HERE!’ but also ‘SAKURAI CAN GET ANYONE!’
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! LITERALLY ANY VIDEO GAME CHARACTER CAN HAPPEN!
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE!
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW IRRELEVANT THEY ARE!
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO OWNS THE CHARACTER!
IF THE FANS SPEAK LOUD ENOUGH, THEY WILL BE HEARD AND NINTENDO AND SAKURAI WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS A REALITY!
I noticed that a lot of you posted here right after Luminary and the rest of the DQ Crew were revealed, and you were all very down in the dumps. I didn’t even remotely feel that way as I was so happy for the DQ fans and I knew that this meant one less issue for Geno, and that is how we should look at it from here on out.
Then I noticed how you all flew to the moon alongside myself when B&K got revealed, and I’m glad that dreams were made real and that this brought back faith that Geno could happen. I’m glad your faith has been restored, I’m glad you feel that fire again.
NOW HERE I AM ASKING YOU TO USE THE FIRE! BECOME A GODDAMN FIRE BENDER! LET ME HEAR THE ROAR OF THE FLAMES WITHIN YOU!
FEEL THE ENERGY OF A THOUSAND SUNS SWELL WITHIN YOU!
LET ME FUEL IT SO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN PERSONALLY FLY TO STAR ROAD AND BRING BACK GENO!
This is not the time for us Geno Fans to stand idly by and clap for our brothers and sisters as they rejoice and revel in their victory and spoils! We are happy for them, no doubt, but this is when we don our armor and brandish our weapons of choice and surge forth back into the battle with a new vigor the world has yet to have seen! The light at the end of the tunnel has grown even brighter! The wall our siege has yielded to for years has begun to crumble and crack and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that opportunity go to waste, and neither should you!
If you draw, DRAW UNTIL YOUR HANDS CRAMP UP AND YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
If you animate, MAXIMIZE THE DETAIL FRAME BY FRAME!
If you make music, BEWARE THE FOREST’S MUSHROOMS NEEDS A REMIX AND COVER IN EVERY GENRE!
If you make games, MAKE A GAME SO APPETIZING IT GETS A C&D FASTER THAN POKEMON URANIUM!
If you make toys, WE NEED TWO-HUNDRED THOUSAND GENO PLUSHIES, STAT!
If you make clothes, I WANT GENO MERCH IN SHIRTS, HOODIES, PANTS, HATS, SHOES, SOCKS, PAJAMAS, YOU NAME IT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU MAKE UNDERWEAR, GIMME SOME GENO UNDIES RIGHT NOW!
If you can write, I NEED A STORY ABOUT GENO IN EVERY GENRE! I DON’T CARE IF IT’S GENO X OC FANFICTION, SHOW US HOW MUCH YOU REALLY LOVE GENO!
If you are a YouTuber/Twitch Streamer, WHERE IS THAT SMRPG LET’S PLAY?! I DON’T CARE HOW SMALL YOUR CHANNEL IS, GET ON THAT LET’S PLAY!
If you can make a video, MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT HOW MUCH GENO AND SMRPG MEAN TO YOU! LET THE WORLD KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE!
And if for some reason none of the above applies to you and you somehow have no talent whatsoever (much like myself)...
YOU STILL HAVE A VOICE!
BLOW UP NINTENDO ON SOCIAL MEDIA! @ THEM ON TWITTER, CATCH THEM ON FACEBOOK, E-MAIL THEM DIRECTLY! HELL, EVEN TALK ABOUT GENO ON OTHER FORUMS! HIT UP NOA, NOJ, HELL EVEN NOE! IF THERE IS A BRANCH I WANT THEM TO KNOW ABOUT IT! I DON’T CARE IF IT SEEMS ANNOYING! YOU THINK THE K. ROOL KLAN CARED ABOUT BEING ANNOYING?! YOU THINK RIDLEY SUPPORTERS CARED ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THOUGHT ABOUT THEM?!
I WANT TO SEE GENO ON TRENDING! I WANT TO SEE A SURGE OF FACEBOOK GROUPS DEDICATED TO HIM! I WANT TO SEE DEVIANTART TAKEN OVER BY HIS BEAUTIFUL PUPPET FACE! I WANT TO SEE TUMBLR GUSHING OVER HIM! I WANT TO SEE SMRPG THREATENING FORTNITE AND LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ON TWITCH FOR NUMBER OF VIEWERS AND STREAMERS! I WANT TO SEE NOTHING BUT GENO IN MY RECOMMENDED TAB!
And when our boy SSGuy gets that website done, I want ALL OF YOU HERE TO MAKE A WISH ON THAT SITE TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT! THEN I WANT US TO HAVE ANOTHER PETITION AFTER THIS SWELL OF SUPPORT WE’VE SHOWN! HELL MAKE IT FIFTEEN PETITIONS! MAKE ONE FOR EACH STATE, HELL, FOR EACH INDIVIDUALLY RECOGNIZED REGION OR SECTOR IN THE WORLD!
Because even though the DLC for the Fighter Pass is chosen, that doesn’t mean Geno doesn’t have a chance either in that pass or after, but if we lie down now after twenty-three years when at a time when we should have stood up...then what was the point of it all?
Nintendo needs to know that they are granting wishes, but they need to know the next biggest wish of them all, and that’s for our blue puppet boi to take a vacation from Star Road and come down and duke it out with his friends of old.
Now…
WHO’S WITH ME?!
- When the video that goes into more depth about what The Hero does inevitably drops, we will also get Square Enix Mii costumes. If Geno is among them I would honestly tell you not to expect him in the Fighter Pass or for DLC. It’s not the biggest deconfirmation that could happen, but I’m pretty sure none of us expect Tails to make it in due to his costume coming back, so I think we should apply the same logic here for our blue puppet boi.
One Character Per Company
- It is possible that Sakurai may have branched out and made an attempt to get a character from five different companies, meaning that Square Enix only has one character in this Fighter Pass and that is The Hero. However I would like to note that Sakurai is working with the same companies he did last time: Square Enix, Namco, Capcom, and Sega. Microsoft is the only new one we have seen thus far, which to me means working with companies you have worked with before is easier. Also it really feels like Sakurai is trying to answer fan requests as hard as he can with Ultimate, but I guess we just have to wait and see.
DLC Has Had No Spirits In Base Game
- So far we have gotten Joker, The Hero and Banjo & Kazooie. Joker came with his own special Spirit Board and there were no Persona Spirits in the base game. Correct me if I’m wrong, but there are also no Dragon Quest or Banjo-Kazooie/Rare Spirits in the base game. Geno (and Mallow) are both Spirits that were there in the base game. Now trust me, I’m an advocate of ‘Spirits don’t deconfirm’ and I know about Spirits having a separate team and ALL of that, but the facts are we are ⅗ through the Fighter Pass and not a single one of them has Spirits prior to their release.
Sora: Small Name, BIG Complications
- Yeah yeah, I know I know. Most of you guys think Sora is out of the running just because of something Shinji Hashimoto may or may not have said. Please don’t forget that Grant Kirkhope was trying to play Hype Police prior to E3 even though HE IS ARRANGING THE MUSIC FOR BANJO-KAZOOIE IN SMASH! I can’t stress this enough: you can say no under NDA and you can say ‘I don’t know’ or anything vague enough that isn’t ‘Yes!’, and not everyone has to know about DLC plans, only those directly necessary...and Shinji isn’t needed if Nomura is there.
With that out of the way, Sora is entirely still a possibility. So, let’s say that there is no ‘one character per company’ limit and Sakurai wants to get another Square character. You would think Geno is next on the list: Big Boy Cloud and literally all the main protagonists of Dragon Quest are already in the game, so who else could be standing in his way? Welp, Geno has one more wall, and that wall wields a key for a weapon.
You guys remember when I said it made more sense for Sakurai to pick Cloud over Geno, given the option? Remember when I did all that DQ research and came out of it thinking DQ was more likely? This is twice now that a bigger, more recognized franchise belonging to Square Enix got into Smash before Geno, and given the choice once again...could you say Geno would come before Sora? You may say ‘Sora is Disney’ but again, Square made him and all the OG Kingdom Hearts characters as well as the FF characters and Nomura would HAVE to be there for negotiations as well as making sure Sora is represented properly. Any way you slice it, Sora is still a Square rep: he’s just also tied to the titan that is Disney, who isn’t as hard to work with as people might make you believe.
I just needed to get these things out of the way in terms of realism, because while we do have reason to be hyped and hopeful, we also need to make sure we know where his odds truly are. We need the facts and we need to face them and not accidentally slip into a fantasy world where Geno’s chance are so high that he’s basically guaranteed.
That being said…
WE AREN’T GONNA LET THAT STOP THIS HYPE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!
EMO-POWERED SPIKEY-HAIR WITH A BIG SWORD?
WALL = GONE!
DISCOUNT DRAGON BALL RPG CHARACTERS?
WALL = GONE!
BERRR N BURB ARE IN THE GODDAMN GAME?
FAITH IN SAKURAI = RESTORED!
Geno’s chances for Smash have never been higher than they are right now, and that’s not even remotely overhyping anything. Two of the biggest competitors from the company that owns him are now in the game and can no longer stand in his way. The last real wall left is Sora, and depending on the day, Geno either beats him or very nearly does so in fan demand. But more than all that…
BANJO-KAZOOIE IS IN THE FREAKING GAME!
This was THE pipe dream of all pipe dreams, so much so that the Smashboards topic here for B&K was even NAMED Project Dream. This was the far-fetched, longshot, ‘never gonna happen and you are stupid for hoping for it’ of ALL Smash hopes and dreams and IT ****ING HAPPENED!
For all we know at this moment, there are no plans for a new game or a remake. For all we know right now, NINTENDO PAID TO RENEW THE TRADEMARK FOR BANJO-KAZOOIE JUST TO HAVE THEM IN SMASH! DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW CRAZY THAT IS?
A beloved character tag-team that has been dead since essentially their second title in 2000 and has only carried on in a horrible spin-off we never want to talk about and in the hearts of those who loved them MADE THEIR WAY INTO THE BIGGEST CROSSOVER GAME SINCE MARVEL VS CAPCOM!
Yes, I’m freaking out right now, and Banjo-Kazooie wasn’t even a big pick of mine despite loving the characters. I’m freaking out, and YOU ALL SHOULD BE TOO because this is the exact definition of not only ‘EVERYONE IS HERE!’ but also ‘SAKURAI CAN GET ANYONE!’
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! LITERALLY ANY VIDEO GAME CHARACTER CAN HAPPEN!
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE!
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW IRRELEVANT THEY ARE!
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO OWNS THE CHARACTER!
IF THE FANS SPEAK LOUD ENOUGH, THEY WILL BE HEARD AND NINTENDO AND SAKURAI WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS A REALITY!
I noticed that a lot of you posted here right after Luminary and the rest of the DQ Crew were revealed, and you were all very down in the dumps. I didn’t even remotely feel that way as I was so happy for the DQ fans and I knew that this meant one less issue for Geno, and that is how we should look at it from here on out.
Then I noticed how you all flew to the moon alongside myself when B&K got revealed, and I’m glad that dreams were made real and that this brought back faith that Geno could happen. I’m glad your faith has been restored, I’m glad you feel that fire again.
NOW HERE I AM ASKING YOU TO USE THE FIRE! BECOME A GODDAMN FIRE BENDER! LET ME HEAR THE ROAR OF THE FLAMES WITHIN YOU!
FEEL THE ENERGY OF A THOUSAND SUNS SWELL WITHIN YOU!
LET ME FUEL IT SO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN PERSONALLY FLY TO STAR ROAD AND BRING BACK GENO!
This is not the time for us Geno Fans to stand idly by and clap for our brothers and sisters as they rejoice and revel in their victory and spoils! We are happy for them, no doubt, but this is when we don our armor and brandish our weapons of choice and surge forth back into the battle with a new vigor the world has yet to have seen! The light at the end of the tunnel has grown even brighter! The wall our siege has yielded to for years has begun to crumble and crack and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that opportunity go to waste, and neither should you!
If you draw, DRAW UNTIL YOUR HANDS CRAMP UP AND YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
If you animate, MAXIMIZE THE DETAIL FRAME BY FRAME!
If you make music, BEWARE THE FOREST’S MUSHROOMS NEEDS A REMIX AND COVER IN EVERY GENRE!
If you make games, MAKE A GAME SO APPETIZING IT GETS A C&D FASTER THAN POKEMON URANIUM!
If you make toys, WE NEED TWO-HUNDRED THOUSAND GENO PLUSHIES, STAT!
If you make clothes, I WANT GENO MERCH IN SHIRTS, HOODIES, PANTS, HATS, SHOES, SOCKS, PAJAMAS, YOU NAME IT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU MAKE UNDERWEAR, GIMME SOME GENO UNDIES RIGHT NOW!
If you can write, I NEED A STORY ABOUT GENO IN EVERY GENRE! I DON’T CARE IF IT’S GENO X OC FANFICTION, SHOW US HOW MUCH YOU REALLY LOVE GENO!
If you are a YouTuber/Twitch Streamer, WHERE IS THAT SMRPG LET’S PLAY?! I DON’T CARE HOW SMALL YOUR CHANNEL IS, GET ON THAT LET’S PLAY!
If you can make a video, MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT HOW MUCH GENO AND SMRPG MEAN TO YOU! LET THE WORLD KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE!
And if for some reason none of the above applies to you and you somehow have no talent whatsoever (much like myself)...
YOU STILL HAVE A VOICE!
BLOW UP NINTENDO ON SOCIAL MEDIA! @ THEM ON TWITTER, CATCH THEM ON FACEBOOK, E-MAIL THEM DIRECTLY! HELL, EVEN TALK ABOUT GENO ON OTHER FORUMS! HIT UP NOA, NOJ, HELL EVEN NOE! IF THERE IS A BRANCH I WANT THEM TO KNOW ABOUT IT! I DON’T CARE IF IT SEEMS ANNOYING! YOU THINK THE K. ROOL KLAN CARED ABOUT BEING ANNOYING?! YOU THINK RIDLEY SUPPORTERS CARED ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THOUGHT ABOUT THEM?!
I WANT TO SEE GENO ON TRENDING! I WANT TO SEE A SURGE OF FACEBOOK GROUPS DEDICATED TO HIM! I WANT TO SEE DEVIANTART TAKEN OVER BY HIS BEAUTIFUL PUPPET FACE! I WANT TO SEE TUMBLR GUSHING OVER HIM! I WANT TO SEE SMRPG THREATENING FORTNITE AND LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ON TWITCH FOR NUMBER OF VIEWERS AND STREAMERS! I WANT TO SEE NOTHING BUT GENO IN MY RECOMMENDED TAB!
And when our boy SSGuy gets that website done, I want ALL OF YOU HERE TO MAKE A WISH ON THAT SITE TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT! THEN I WANT US TO HAVE ANOTHER PETITION AFTER THIS SWELL OF SUPPORT WE’VE SHOWN! HELL MAKE IT FIFTEEN PETITIONS! MAKE ONE FOR EACH STATE, HELL, FOR EACH INDIVIDUALLY RECOGNIZED REGION OR SECTOR IN THE WORLD!
Because even though the DLC for the Fighter Pass is chosen, that doesn’t mean Geno doesn’t have a chance either in that pass or after, but if we lie down now after twenty-three years when at a time when we should have stood up...then what was the point of it all?
Nintendo needs to know that they are granting wishes, but they need to know the next biggest wish of them all, and that’s for our blue puppet boi to take a vacation from Star Road and come down and duke it out with his friends of old.
Now…
WHO’S WITH ME?!
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