Link to original post: [drupal=4028]Gay Gamer Stereotypes and why they make me lol[/drupal]
First and foremost I would like to say this is by no means a troll blog or meant to hurt anyones feelings/cause drama. I'm writing this
to give you guys a different perspective- possibly a rare one because chances are if you reading this, you aren't a homosexual.
Now we all know stereotypes are bad. There's lots of bad ones especially about gay gamers. From gay gamers sucking at gaming in general (among sucking other things),
to gay gamers being hella flamey, maining Peach, or being self absorbed when it comes to looks. This blog is dealing with all that ****.
^^ omg do want
Oh wait another stereotype portrayed!
Okay. First of all, I want to say, on behalf of being a delicious looking gaming male that the stereotype is awwwwright because it means caring about my looks pays off!
So much for you guys though, you're all ugly as **** amirite?
If there is a stereotype for gay gamers being self obsessed and still not that good looking... Where the hells are the ones on guys cuz let me tell ya- I can easily say the same thing. No really, you guys closet take care of yourselves and are still disgraceful. HA HA!
I'll break it down for ya in 5 gaming guy archetypes
Fatties- Does this really need an explanation?
Hygienephobics- Oh God srsly? Y'all STANK. Whoever told you it was manly and cool to be smelly is not really your friend and trying to hamper your chances of getting laid, or even just making friends!
I'MNOTHUGGINGAGUYTHAT'SGAYs- Seriously? You're like, so insecure in your sexuality that you think any remote physical contact with another man is gay. You know what's gay? If you get aroused. You know a guy can grab my more sensitive areas for the lulz, and if he's not doing it with an ulterior motive, it means he's not gay, just a naughty little gremlin. Srsly though, if you're all NO HOMO about everything, chances are, you want to go to prison and have a date with Big Bubba.
No Swag- Like seriously. I find it kinda tragic that I've had more girltimes than most straight gamer guys my age. I was literally doing it halfheartedly, and still got some on many occasions. Have you guys got NO SWAG? So much for saying we go gay just cos we can't get girls, when we get more lovin' from the ladies. Chyea chyea. Where you at? The guys with no swag, the kind that hear "**** off creeper I'm calling the cops!", and reply with "ahhhh she wants me". Suckers.
Terrible Dress Sense- Ohhh yeah. Listen, for all you straight***s who say gay guys dress in ridiculous clothes or spend too much time on theirs, maybe you should take a look in the mirror at your raggedy *** and wonder why that is. Seriously, gamers walking around in torn potato sacks for pants and some stupid Mario tshirt or some Krystal rule 34. Gtfo, no wonder you're not getting any. Get some jeans, wear a polo shirt. Simple, can't go wrong. Dressed too nice for tourney? There is no such thing as dressed too nice for anywhere. This is why you fail.
-random filler **** I can't be bothered to think up-
Peace out, and try not to get too butthurt over this blog. Even though everything I said is true and backed up by SCIENCE AND STATISTICS, it was meant for entertainment value as well, again im not trying to start some lame straight*** vs gay*** war. Just opening your eyes and giving ya'all a new perspective.
Btw, if you're between 15 and 21, have no/almost no body hair, and are in relatively decent shape, hit me up on AIM and we can chat!!!!!!!!
Call me cupcake.
**** outta hear tho straight trolls, and I mean troll in the traditional sense like this:
Laterrrrrrrr <3
PS - That is really my navel irl. Haha flat stomach suck it SNO!
First and foremost I would like to say this is by no means a troll blog or meant to hurt anyones feelings/cause drama. I'm writing this
to give you guys a different perspective- possibly a rare one because chances are if you reading this, you aren't a homosexual.
Now we all know stereotypes are bad. There's lots of bad ones especially about gay gamers. From gay gamers sucking at gaming in general (among sucking other things),
to gay gamers being hella flamey, maining Peach, or being self absorbed when it comes to looks. This blog is dealing with all that ****.
^^ omg do want
Oh wait another stereotype portrayed!
Okay. First of all, I want to say, on behalf of being a delicious looking gaming male that the stereotype is awwwwright because it means caring about my looks pays off!
So much for you guys though, you're all ugly as **** amirite?
If there is a stereotype for gay gamers being self obsessed and still not that good looking... Where the hells are the ones on guys cuz let me tell ya- I can easily say the same thing. No really, you guys closet take care of yourselves and are still disgraceful. HA HA!
I'll break it down for ya in 5 gaming guy archetypes
Fatties- Does this really need an explanation?
Hygienephobics- Oh God srsly? Y'all STANK. Whoever told you it was manly and cool to be smelly is not really your friend and trying to hamper your chances of getting laid, or even just making friends!
I'MNOTHUGGINGAGUYTHAT'SGAYs- Seriously? You're like, so insecure in your sexuality that you think any remote physical contact with another man is gay. You know what's gay? If you get aroused. You know a guy can grab my more sensitive areas for the lulz, and if he's not doing it with an ulterior motive, it means he's not gay, just a naughty little gremlin. Srsly though, if you're all NO HOMO about everything, chances are, you want to go to prison and have a date with Big Bubba.
No Swag- Like seriously. I find it kinda tragic that I've had more girltimes than most straight gamer guys my age. I was literally doing it halfheartedly, and still got some on many occasions. Have you guys got NO SWAG? So much for saying we go gay just cos we can't get girls, when we get more lovin' from the ladies. Chyea chyea. Where you at? The guys with no swag, the kind that hear "**** off creeper I'm calling the cops!", and reply with "ahhhh she wants me". Suckers.
Terrible Dress Sense- Ohhh yeah. Listen, for all you straight***s who say gay guys dress in ridiculous clothes or spend too much time on theirs, maybe you should take a look in the mirror at your raggedy *** and wonder why that is. Seriously, gamers walking around in torn potato sacks for pants and some stupid Mario tshirt or some Krystal rule 34. Gtfo, no wonder you're not getting any. Get some jeans, wear a polo shirt. Simple, can't go wrong. Dressed too nice for tourney? There is no such thing as dressed too nice for anywhere. This is why you fail.
-random filler **** I can't be bothered to think up-
Peace out, and try not to get too butthurt over this blog. Even though everything I said is true and backed up by SCIENCE AND STATISTICS, it was meant for entertainment value as well, again im not trying to start some lame straight*** vs gay*** war. Just opening your eyes and giving ya'all a new perspective.
Btw, if you're between 15 and 21, have no/almost no body hair, and are in relatively decent shape, hit me up on AIM and we can chat!!!!!!!!
Call me cupcake.
**** outta hear tho straight trolls, and I mean troll in the traditional sense like this:
Laterrrrrrrr <3
PS - That is really my navel irl. Haha flat stomach suck it SNO!
